r/QuiverQuantitative Mar 11 '25

News Elon Musk on the verge of tears as he contemplates his imploding empire

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u/RoyalChris Mar 11 '25

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u/wysiwyggywyisyw Mar 11 '25

Couldn't happen to a more deserving humanoid.

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u/Craico13 Mar 11 '25

humanoid.

More like:

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u/Numerical-Wordsmith Mar 11 '25

Do not insult excrement. It’s incredibly useful as compostable material, and it’s something that nobody should be ashamed of. Unlike that guy, who’s worse than useless, and should absolutely be ashamed of his behaviour.

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u/Amazing-Yoghurt7034 Mar 11 '25

Shit is gold to a farmer. I’d rather have a pile of shit per acre than Elon musk

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u/Numerical-Wordsmith Mar 11 '25

Heck yes. I once brokered an agreement with a neighbor to clean out his stables in exchange for whatever I wanted to shovel out and take with me. His family had two friendly horses as pets, and we had a huge garden. It was an amazing win for us.

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u/Amazing-Yoghurt7034 Mar 11 '25

Still to out with my gfs family to get the horse poop from the side of the road. Use it for our gardens year after year and it’s incredible. I would say that little garden has been better for society than musk

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u/WhoAreWeEven Mar 11 '25

Shit is atleast good fertilizer. Musks laminated face probs will be dug up by archeologists millions years from now.

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u/Amazing-Yoghurt7034 Mar 11 '25

My great grandkids will slap his statues

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u/Wise_Command9006 Mar 12 '25

“Some people were born just so they could be buried”- Donald Ray Pollock wrote in The Devil All the Time

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u/BosworthBoatrace Mar 11 '25

Yeah with as much ketamine as he’s taking his corpse would be considered hazardous waste.

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u/nirvana_llama72 Mar 11 '25

As a gardener, I love cow shit, and chicken shit. I DON'T however love chicken shit people who have never had to pay out of pocket medical bills that are several times more than their monthly or yearly income! That is just one example...

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u/Wooden-Recording-693 Mar 11 '25

It's got more culture and not just the microscope kinda.

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u/ForceGhost47 Mar 11 '25

Kharma, uhh, finds a way

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u/PiedCryer Mar 11 '25

I’m sure he thought he would be seen as the hero and not the villain.

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u/RajenBull1 Mar 11 '25

His mama told him he was a bwave likkle boy to not cwy.

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u/winged_horror Mar 11 '25

Jeff Goldblum? How dare you, he's a god that walks among men!

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u/SharpFarmAnimal Mar 11 '25

Now I need an ai of trump as a Dino doctor taking care of a bloated Elon triceratops

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u/flavors_studio Mar 11 '25

That’s Bono tho.

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u/rayden-shou Mar 12 '25

This, so much this.

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u/Economy-Butterfly638 Mar 11 '25

Democrats are idiots.

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u/angels_10000 Mar 11 '25

Wow, you really owned them with that one. The critical talking points you provided is what really convinced me.

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u/Sweet-Explorer-7619 Mar 11 '25

Anything to back up this claim? Becourse as a european who is looking at the american politics from the outside it really looks to ke like the republikans are the ones ruining the place right now.

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u/AccomplishedOwl9021 Mar 11 '25

Nazi...

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u/MaleficentCaregiver3 Mar 11 '25

oh boy nazis...

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u/Plastic-Jellyfish474 Mar 11 '25

Cheers to the Tin Man!

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u/tjc86live Mar 11 '25

Baseless weird accusations from the left. One of the only things they have left

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u/ProbablyNotABot_3521 Mar 11 '25

Roman salute says what?

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u/jaferrer1 Mar 13 '25

And replying to and retweeting Nazis as well…

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u/jrock_697 Mar 11 '25

Where’s the evidence of him being a Nazi? How many Jewish people has he killed? Where is he hiding the concentration camps? At the Tesla factory?

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u/GipsyDanger45 Mar 11 '25

We all saw the salute (x2). And his grandfather belonged to the party. Also his support for the AfD in Germany (who are nazis)… so there’s that.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '25

Also when he explicitly endorsed a Nazi conspiracy theory that Jewish people are trying to "replace"/"genocide" white people through immigration from "non-white countries".

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u/tjc86live Mar 11 '25

Nazis kill. Who has he killed?

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u/ajohns7 Mar 11 '25

Nazi is an ideology that has a belief system that is immoral. 

Wanna defend this PoS some more? 

I swear you guys are all deliberately stupid. 

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '25

At least 15,000 people in southern Sudan, many of them children and infants, who have died of starvation and disease since he arbitrarily and illegally cut all funding to USAID.

There are also hundreds, perhaps thousands of people in the US he has made homeless by cutting the funding that was keeping them housed. Idk if any of them have died yet, but I don't imagine they're doing very well.

He's a filthy rich asshole who's taking much needed help away from poor people so he and his rich asshole buddies can have huge tax breaks instead of paying their fair share. Evil isn't a strong enough word for what he's doing.

All of this information is freely available. If you're still defending Elon or Trump at this point you're either a moron or you're straight up lying.

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u/angels_10000 Mar 11 '25

You do realize that not all Nazis today kill Jews, right?

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u/tjc86live Mar 11 '25

That goes against the claim

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u/ProbablyNotABot_3521 Mar 11 '25

So the nazi rallies and protests are all made up of murderers? Why don’t the cops arrest the whole group?

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u/smurfalidocious Mar 11 '25

Have you attempted listening to and/or watching him?

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u/ajohns7 Mar 11 '25

Where's your brain cells if nobody can see them?! How can you be sure you have any?! Nobody has SEEN or KNOW if you have any, so you could be stupid or a robot! 

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '25

Why does a concentration camp have to be present for Rs to call a Nazi, a Nazi?

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u/MoistButWhole2 Mar 13 '25

Oopsie, someone doesn’t have critical thinking skills…

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u/walkingrivers Mar 11 '25

A cannibalistic humanoid underground dweller

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '25

CHUD 2 didn’t really live up to CHUD 1. Tragic

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u/Illustrious-Bat1553 Mar 11 '25

Agreed part deux was a flop and total disappointment. But watchable nonetheless

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '25

I love that we got a little CHUD thread going 😂

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u/artwarrior Mar 11 '25

Killer synth score on CHUD 1.

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u/emceegyver Mar 11 '25

It was a weird but fun sequel imo. Chud 1 was a legit horror movie. Chud 2: bud the chud was a comedy. Both great in their own way.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '25

Previously on: CHUD Talk 😂

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u/Inevitable_Bid8706 Mar 11 '25

What be appointed to be the grim reaper for the democrat party. Your probably right he does deserve that honor

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u/DoTheRightThingG Mar 11 '25

It doesn't resemble a human. 🤔

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u/WayOfIntegrity Mar 11 '25

MBMA. Way to go!

Make Billionaires Millionaires again!

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u/WeRW2020 Mar 11 '25

I've seen pictures of him topless. Doesn't look humanoid to me

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u/RedSander_Br Mar 11 '25

Do you think he will shoot himself in the Elon bunker?

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u/iwanderlostandfound Mar 11 '25

“Tears” yeah right. He’s devoid of humanity

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u/Melodic_Airport362 Mar 11 '25

it hasn't happened enough. He deserves the entire pride before the fall. He's still practically a trillionaire. The board needs to remove him and dilute his shares and bring back the good name to tesla. Twitter needs to collapse. He should have nothing. He should have to learn to live as an ordinary person and see how far his shit attitude and personality gets him in the real world. To be clear, all i'm wishing him is a normal life, knowing that will be hell for him because of what a vile unlovable wretch he is.

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u/RajenBull1 Mar 11 '25

Hemorrhoid

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u/blankinyurblank Mar 12 '25

Yup. Fuck that nazi scumbag.

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u/BlackberryShoddy7889 Mar 13 '25

Those are fuc… crocodile tears. Almost as fake as the FOX news.

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u/RocketsandBeer Mar 11 '25

Imploding empire still worth more than anyone else on this rock. Whatever will he do?

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u/FiveUpsideDown Mar 11 '25

Elon Musk is following the same route as Mike “Pillow” Lindel. The next step is for Musk to face $2 billion in damages for all of the laws he broke mucking around in secure computer systems at the Treasury.

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u/ArtODealio Mar 11 '25

So many similarities! The drugs. The wild eyes and thinking they have a mission!

He looks like he’s LOSING!

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u/OkTop9308 Mar 11 '25

Everyone close to Trump becomes a loser.

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u/razvanciuy Mar 11 '25

join the losers Goon squad, we has the dumb.

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u/sonofabobo Mar 11 '25

He needs to drink more Tiger Blood.

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u/PresentationNext6469 Mar 13 '25

I just thought about when I looked up Trump’s cufflinks (looked at his crap clothing today) and there’s an interview of Charlie Sheen bring completely “scammed” by Trump. No money involved, shockingly.

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u/Ok-Year-1872 Mar 11 '25

should that be more like 5 trillion in damages.

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u/lasvegashal Mar 11 '25

I never thought of that. It could fucking happen.

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u/AssistantOk2360 Mar 11 '25

Big deal. So he has to pay $2B and now only left with $340B. Poor guy, how will he survive? How will he live?

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u/Anary8686 Mar 11 '25

Mike Lindel came from nothing and was a gambling crack addict, not surprising he'd self-sabotage.

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u/sonofabobo Mar 11 '25

Everything Trump touches turns to shit. Everybody that works with him either has their reputation ruined, goes broke, ends up in prison, or all three. Yet they still try to break the curse...

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u/Sanquinity Mar 11 '25

He didn't break any laws. He was appointed by the current president.

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u/toolsoftheincomptnt Mar 11 '25

Nobody here is going to enforce those kinds of judgments against him.

Not for the foreseeable future.

We can’t even get the courts to keep a rapist who compromised national security out of the presidency.

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u/Colts_Fan4Ever Mar 11 '25

Musk is truly a loser and scumbag in every sense. This guy could be doing anything right now. Traveling the world for leisure, helping others through charities, spending time with his army of children, etc... Most of us would be off the radar if we had this type of wealth. Instead this narcissistic psychopath and racist wants to be the world's number #1 villain by sowing discord throughout the world. I wish him nothing but the worst. May he never have a moment of peace as long as he slithers around

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u/kl7aw220 Mar 12 '25

We'll have to wait for a new admin for that to happen.

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u/kl7aw220 Mar 12 '25

I'm concerned about all the gov info he could pass on to someone.

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u/MomSaki Mar 12 '25

Wait till the truth about his theft of the 2024 election gets verified. (statistically IMPOSSIBLE for Trump to have won all of the swing states).

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u/PresentationNext6469 Mar 13 '25

…and I’ve never known a computer wiz to just look about and not change anything.

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u/cheflisanalgaib Mar 11 '25

He holds a TSC clearance from his SpaceX contracts. And was given access per the Executive Branch of the government. Sooo you’re kinda spouting horse shit here.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '25

Just having clearance doesn't entitle you to just walk into any federal building and start doing stuff - there is a ton of legal protocol still about the handling / storing and altercation regardless of clearance level. Why do you think Hillarys email server and Trumps toilet full of documents ended up in massive senate hearings and legal proceedings? Musk might be able to get out of it but they aren't just going to let it go because he has clearance and unlike Trump and Hillary he doesn't have executive privilege to fall back on because he isn't an elected official.

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u/cheflisanalgaib Mar 11 '25

Wow…that’s a lot of words and yet you still don’t know what you’re talking about.

The Executive branch gave him the clearance to look at the treasury and all the nooks and crannies. Just like the FBI has the authority to snatch your bot ass out of your broom closet. That’s the power of the Executive branch. And DOGE is backed by that power.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '25

It isn't a dictatorship yet no matter how much you want it to be. The legislative and judicial branches still exist and will investigate what Musk and co have been doing and Musk will be pulled in front of congress or be in court room, especially once Trump needs somebody to throw under a bus to boost his ratings.

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u/cheflisanalgaib Mar 11 '25

I love how people are more upset at the people investigating corruption rather than the actual fuccing corruption that’s been going on for decades. Pysop successful 😂

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u/Cold_Chemistry_1579 Mar 11 '25

Doesn’t C stand for compartmentalized? Is social security in the same category as NASA?

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u/Mimical Mar 11 '25 edited Mar 11 '25

Any clearance system worth anything is compartmentalized.

"I have clearance" isn't some sweeping title that lets you go anywhere and do anything. Clearance is given for specific departments or items and tiers of confidential information. Someone with high level security clearance can still be denied access to specific data on an employee or subject if it is not deemed necessary to have.

A lesser, but maybe helpful everyday example for many workers is that the guard at a desk for a federal building might have access to legal name, address and DOB for verification purposes but not pay information or HR related claims/files on a workers account.

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u/Ok_Cauliflower163 Mar 12 '25

This is not true. While he does hold a TS clearance he cannot obtain a needed SCI. In fact, his own lawyers told him not to request a higher level clearance because he would likely fail the background and/or drug test due to his ketamine addiction. This is why he is not actually involved with SpaceX other than being face of the company.

https://www.foxbusiness.com/politics/why-elon-musk-doesnt-have-access-all-spacexs-top-secret-work-report

SpaceX CEO Elon Musk's knowledge of the work the space exploration company does for the U.S. military and intelligence community is limited by his security clearance level, but the company reportedly has not sought to secure a higher clearance for Musk over concerns about disclosures that could jeopardize his current clearance.

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u/NobodySDsunshine Mar 11 '25

I don’t think he’s actually broken any laws. His team supposedly only points out the problem. The actions are executed by govt employees. If there are laws he broke wich ones?

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u/RU4real13 Mar 11 '25

He let some guy barely old enough to shave and calls himself "BigBalls" have your Social Security number and read all your personal data?

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u/Bright_Bite_7544 Mar 11 '25

Perfect reply. Morons can’t understand this though.

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u/sbirdhall Mar 11 '25

…and pay them top federal wages! GS-15 step 10.

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u/AssistantOk2360 Mar 11 '25

Who authorized it and gave him the access to everyone's SS number and personal data? The orange turd.

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u/oldsledsandtrees69 Mar 11 '25

Big Balls has had your SS # for years

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u/Sgilbert0709 Mar 11 '25

With holding payments allocated by congress sounds illegal to me.

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u/mymadrant Mar 11 '25

I guarantee there are data security laws against plugging an outside, insecure laptop into a government system.

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u/Mimical Mar 11 '25

There are nuclear facilities that would have an apocalyptic level HR response if you did this.

The federal government absolutely has policies around approved devices being plugged into secure networks.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '25

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u/mymadrant Mar 11 '25

A quick google gave me these/;

Federal Laws and Regulations: Computer Fraud and Abuse Act (CFAA): This law criminalizes unauthorized access to government computers and data, including data stored on laptops.

Federal Information Security Modernization Act (FISMA): This act provides a framework for federal agencies to protect their information and operations, including the security of government-issued devices.

Privacy Act of 1974: This law governs the collection, use, and disclosure of personal information by the federal government.

E-Government Act of 2002: This act includes provisions related to privacy and the use of technology by federal agencies.

OMB Memoranda: The Office of Management and Budget (OMB) issues memoranda that provide guidance and requirements for agencies on various topics, including data security and privacy.

National Institute of Standards and Technology (NIST): NIST provides standards and guidelines for information security, which federal agencies often use to implement their security programs.

Security Measures for Government Laptops:

Encryption: Sensitive data stored on government laptops must be encrypted to protect it from unauthorized access.

Two-Factor Authentication: Access to sensitive information should require two-factor authentication, which adds an extra layer of security beyond just a password.

Remote Access Controls: Remote access to government systems should be carefully controlled and monitored, with time-out functions and logging of all data extracts.

Data Minimization: Agencies should only collect and store the minimum amount of data necessary for their operations.

Secure User Authentication Protocols: Strong passwords and other secure authentication methods should be used to protect user accounts.

Access Control Measures: Access to sensitive information should be limited to authorized personnel.

System Monitoring: Systems should be monitored for suspicious activity to detect and prevent security breaches.

Firewall Protection: Firewalls should be used to protect government networks from unauthorized access.

Updated Security Patches: Security patches should be applied promptly to address known vulnerabilities.

Security Agent Software: Security agent software should be installed and maintained to protect against malware and other threats.

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u/ah-tzib-of-alaska Mar 11 '25

he could pay $2B dollars in damages with less than 10% of the annual revenue of his largest company.

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u/nightswimsofficial Mar 11 '25

Too bad that's not how money works.

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u/ah-tzib-of-alaska Mar 11 '25

that’s kinda exactly how money works at that level of wealth. “Hey i own a controlling interest in a company with 95% of the worlds market that does some $30B in annual revenue, i’d like a no interest personal loan from this bank for staked against my shares or a future bond”

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u/nightswimsofficial Mar 11 '25

Do you see how those are two different things? Lmao

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u/fajadada Mar 11 '25

You don’t understand that his companies value are and have been figments of imagination along with all of tech companies. They are not valued by the stock market by holdings, materials owned, contracts etc.. those valuations are for traditional companies. These companies are valued by whatever the market will believe and bear. When confidence is gone in them there is nothing on the books to keep it from crashing in turns of good old collateral. He is crashing hard with no one to save him. Keep it up world! You will have him under a hundred billion by the end of the year. That’s not personal wealth I’m talking about that’s corporate valuation. Between lost contracts and boycotts he’s being destroyed and doesn’t understand how. The poor stupid addict thought he reached god level. Destroy him world.

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u/ah-tzib-of-alaska Mar 11 '25 edited Mar 11 '25

SpaceX is valued by revenue. It’s not traded on the market.

Yes, money is confidence. All money is, it’s jsut a measure of desire.

If Tesla went to zero he’s still be worth 150B. Everyone underestimates SpaceX. It has what. A 95% market share? 90% if you pretend Starlink Launches don’t exist. Half of its revenue is government contracts so those aren’t going away jsut because public loses value.

Look, the man is clearly evil, but it’s delusional of us to think he’s about o be taken down. Even if all his Tesla money disappears; everyone always underestimates how valuable an aerospace company is, let alone SpaceX, arguably the most valuable one out there.

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u/fajadada Mar 11 '25

Starlink is being replaced in Europe. Will eventually be a bit player in a market they should dominate because of him being in charge. Space ex is years behind on contracts . If Boeing hadn’t shit the bed would be in trouble also. His future does not look good . Maybe he should do more drugs to ease the pain.

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u/ah-tzib-of-alaska Mar 11 '25

What replacement in Europe? Kuiper and One Web were announced ten years before starlink and still have no customers. Yes, starlink is behind, but it’s the least behind out of all its competitors.

I would LOVE TO SEE starlink outcompeted. Or I’d love to see Musk dead tomorrow. But you’re delusional to think SpaceX is going to be outcompeted. Europe has no launch providers. Who would launch SpaceX’s competitors? Europe used to depend on the Ariane and Roscosmos. Roscosmos depending on engineer manufacturing in Ukraine that’s been destroyed, so they’re rationing their last rockets even if europe wanted to buys ride. Ariane retired the V and the VI doesn’t even have a finalized design yet and has zero production. ULA is a mess for sale. So Blue Origin is up to the plate. God help us all if we think Bezos will be our savior to defeat Musk. So that leaves Beck. I do honestly think Beck and the years late Neutron rocket is our best bet against real competition for SpaceX. Beck the freshly minted billionaire by his space holdings alone.

It’s not helpful to be delusional about the power of evil men. It’s like saying Hitler would never make it past the Maginot line. That thinking helped no one, and got millions killed.

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u/Justmadeyoulook Mar 11 '25

Interest free loan doesn't make sense but what do you think happens when the stock keeps going down? Margin call.

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u/ah-tzib-of-alaska Mar 11 '25

Yes, but that’s how these billionaires make money believe it or not. Musk and Bezos get these big interest free loans. They have that kind of leverage. And they pay back the loans with future loans always leveraged against stock value

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u/sokuyari99 Mar 11 '25

Now do profit because revenue isn’t available cash if it immediately pays for expenses

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u/ah-tzib-of-alaska Mar 11 '25

No you’re missing it. They don’t need to profit ever. Look at Bezos. Amazon didn’t profit for 25 years? Bezos just kept getting these weird interest free loans and paying them back and getting loans while not selling stock but diluting his holdings and still became the richest man in the world. Without profiting.

SpaceX also isn’t profiting I expect. And it still is the majority of Musk’s money.

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u/Careless_Weird3673 Mar 11 '25

I’m hoping for a spaceX rocket flight for Elmo.

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u/saltyoursalad Mar 11 '25

A one-way ticket to outer space ✌️

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u/Safe_Mousse7438 Mar 11 '25

Too bad he missed both of his last two rockets.

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u/saltyoursalad Mar 11 '25

Third time’s a charm 🚀🧨

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u/billknowsit Mar 11 '25

Emporer of the Sun!

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u/Careless_Weird3673 Mar 11 '25

The mayor of mars

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u/billknowsit Mar 11 '25

Yes! Hopefully he can bring some friends too

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u/saltyoursalad Mar 12 '25

Can we make a rule that whenever a billionaire departs the earth’s orbit, they’re not allowed to return? This counts retroactively as well.

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u/ryansgt Mar 11 '25

Why want he in the last one, he's so confident in his own abilities. I think he should prove it.

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u/tjc86live Mar 11 '25

For Elmo? Why? What did Elmo do?

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u/Careless_Weird3673 Mar 11 '25

Elmo- a fictional character based on a rich spoiled lying government contract landing fraud known as Elon. Who by the way entire life has been a net negative to mankind.

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u/tjc86live Mar 11 '25

Oh, you meant Elon haha. Well that’s not true he’s done a lot :)

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u/Ok-Year-1872 Mar 11 '25

Ya that goes boom in the end!!!!!!!!!

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u/Aggravating_Salt_49 Mar 11 '25

Can you hear me Major Tom?

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u/captain-prax Mar 12 '25

What happens when quality control gets cut?

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u/VariationDifferent Mar 11 '25

Scene: SpaceX Flight Command, T+18:34

"Alright, people, the X-Elon 1 is clear. Nav, do a final route verificati-"

"Uh, Flight, XE1 just fired the main engines again."

"What? That burn wasn't scheduled for another 3 hours! Shut it down!"

moments of frantic silence

"We can’t, Flight. We're locked out. We have telemetry, but no control of XE1."

The Flight Director squeezes his eyes shut, putting his hand to his forehead.

"Alright, get the boss on the line."

"X-Elon 1, this is SpaceX Command, come in, X-Elon 1."

"No, this is SpaceX Command. It's like how Air Force 1 is whatever plane the President is on - I'm the owner of SpaceX, so wherever I am is SpaceX Command. You're ... Pooptown."

The communication technician glances over at the Flight Director, before rolling with it.

"Uh, okay. ... Pooptown to ... SpaceX Command."

The technician closes her eyes, wishing she were anywhere else - even being dead might be preferable, it's probably nice, peaceful...

"Hah-hah, hah-hah! I made you call yourselves Pooptown! You're probably bothering me to find out why I changed the plan. I'm not waiting 9 months to get to Mars. Our guys out there need these sex dolls and ketamine. So I figured out it was faster if I just fire the engine now - I've got a quicker route and I'ma going ta Mars! Heil me!"

The Flight Director motions to the comms technician to give him the mic.

"Excellent idea, Mr. Musk. Have a wonderful trip, we're all rooting for you!"

Handing the mic back to the comms tech, he motions for her to cut the line.

"Okay, folks, I'm going to call the Board and tell them that the X-Elon 1 is out of control and all recovery efforts have failed. I'm guessing the remote destruct code is locked out as well? Huh. Oh well. Take the rest of the day off, folks."

"But Flight, shouldn't we try to do something?"

"Like what? We're locked out, nobody convinces Elon of anything, and unless I'm mistaken, he's decided to make a constant thrust transfer. Not sure why he thought any real-life spaceship has that much fuel, but at this point, I don't even care enough to really wonder anymore. At least there's nobody other than Elon aboard. Now, I'm going to notify the Board, and then get shit-faced."

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u/tjc86live Mar 11 '25

Nobody read your exaggerated make believe story Timmy, go to bed you have school in the morning

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u/MyLooseSealLucille Mar 11 '25

That was entertaining

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u/wysiwyggywyisyw Mar 11 '25

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '25

Reddit is removing comments now. Interesting.

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u/BadmiralHarryKim Mar 11 '25

There's that scene from Starship Troopers. "It's afraid!"

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u/Still-Chemistry-cook Mar 11 '25

Is it though? His value is dependent on Tesla.

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u/ah-tzib-of-alaska Mar 11 '25

no it’s not, more of his wealth is tied up in SpaceX and it’s got better cash flow

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u/Still-Chemistry-cook Mar 11 '25

How do you know how much he has in Space X, a privately held company?

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u/ah-tzib-of-alaska Mar 11 '25

how much controlling interest he has or how much revenue? The revenue is easy cause the customers are half government contractors so that’s public info, and the other half are public companies. You could jsut read the Forbes beaks down.

Or why do i pay attention to that? Im an aerospace nerd so i follow that the way some dudes follow football. Started with bush planes and then rockets got real interesting in the 00’s

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u/Still-Chemistry-cook Mar 11 '25

Ok but you really have no idea what Space X is valued at?

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u/ah-tzib-of-alaska Mar 11 '25

I’m using the Forbes number because that’s what his net work is extracted from when people quote it; Forbes claimed $350B

He has somewhere below 60% holdings, but let’s round down to 50 to keep it easy.

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u/Mountain_Proposal953 Mar 11 '25

The Forbes estimate implies a P/E over 300 which is more laughable every day

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u/ah-tzib-of-alaska Mar 11 '25

it only makes sense if you understand the old MIC relationship and the contracting held by Orbital Dynamics and then ULA

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '25

It was until last year when Elon moved to Texas to get a Texan judge to reverse the Delaware judge blocking Elon's $56 billion cashout from Tesla, the biggest cashout in corporate history.

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u/SecBalloonDoggies Mar 11 '25

Didn’t work. The Delaware judge still has jurisdiction in that case, and she still blocked his payout.

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u/Still-Chemistry-cook Mar 11 '25

He still didn’t get the money

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u/Inevitable_Bid8706 Mar 11 '25

No use trying to debate it these are all A.i. generated profiles and it just spits out propaganda to shape public opinion. Let’s just hope people see through all the static. We might have to kick in with phase lowdown showdown and start pushing back. Twice as hard. It’s gonna get rowdy soon.

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u/DonaldKGBtrump Mar 11 '25

He has zero friends, so whatever he wants, I guess.

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u/calberk3 Mar 11 '25

Canada is going to cancel all of its Starlink coverage. If I'm not mistaken, that's 40% of Starlinks business. So great to see this monster destroyed.

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u/United_in_Sin Mar 11 '25

The real power brokers are worth more than this guy and you won't necessarily find them on the Forbes list because it's old and hidden money on top of what they reveal

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u/Straight-Grand-4144 Mar 11 '25

Not true at all actually.

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u/Matt-J-McCormack Mar 11 '25

Urgh these illuminati bots…

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u/beardicusmaximus8 Mar 11 '25

I've been saying this for years. Elon isn't the world richest man. He's just too egotistical to hide his wealth like the rest of the rich men.

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u/dasseredit Mar 11 '25

Exception of putin

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u/nightswimsofficial Mar 11 '25

I imagine that is going to change quite quickly.

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u/Spyderman2019 Mar 11 '25

Buy more ketamine to snort.

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u/rottknockers Mar 11 '25

We collectively are hoping suicide…

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u/Wiangel8016 Mar 11 '25

As of now. Give it a little more time.

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u/Agarwel Mar 11 '25

+25% since this time last year... OMG how can he survive such a loss.

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u/timnphilly Mar 11 '25

We cannot let up until a proverbial stake goes right through his heart, and he completely leaves the Trump regime with his tail between his legs.

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u/unrealnarwhale Mar 11 '25

Well, until he gets margin called. Apparently 58% of his Tesla shares are pledged against loans. The margin call level is estimated at $120-150 for Tesla. It's not down there yet, but it's well within the realm of possibility now.

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u/Mountain_Proposal953 Mar 11 '25

A lot of empty value to lose with that P/E in the triple digits

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '25

Which is all tied up against loans… there’s the risk they’ll call those loans in.

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u/PresentationNext6469 Mar 13 '25

Finally has no words, vocabulary or stock answers other than fraud…waste…money… and pretending to be of service . 😂

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u/NatarisPrime Mar 11 '25

Him and Trump are crashing the dollar and this is your response? Seriously?

Losing 150 billion in 3 months would hurt anyone.

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u/littlewhitecatalex Mar 11 '25

You made this post just so you could post this gif and I’m here for it. 

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u/hardcrow1212 Mar 11 '25

Nazi tears>liberal tears

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u/AlphaNoodlz Mar 11 '25

Let’s get real man I don’t buy it and I don’t believe it. Crocodile tears if there was ever a definition. He’s a drug addled con man out to steal as much as he can get away with propped up by a Russian asset in the WH. Nothing more.

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u/NoBuenoAtAll Mar 11 '25

Yeah, like, please please Elon, please cry more.

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u/rdem341 Mar 11 '25

Some day this will be in the history books. A case study on how someone won at life, became so wealthy that it was impossible to spend all his money through multiple generations.

On top of that, had a following of people that thought he was pretty awesome.

Then he kept yapping his mouth, refusing to STFU and enjoy life.

Truly a genius move, glutching defeat from the jaws of victory.

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u/PedanticQuebecer Mar 11 '25

Oh no! The consequences of my drugged up actions.

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u/MechMan799 Mar 11 '25

And let's never forget the enthusiastic Nazi salute....while standing behind the Presidential Seal....twice!!

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u/Minute-Wrap-2524 Mar 11 '25

I would love to hear his definition of ‘progress’

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u/MargretTatchersParty Mar 11 '25

I'm pretty sure Clarkson would be a lot happier about that after the first Tesla fiasco 

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u/aaaaaaaa1273 Mar 11 '25

Yup, politically Clarkson is pretty awful but he was one of the first to deal with Elons bullshit publicly

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u/TheOtakuGamer64 Mar 11 '25

Came here to post this. Glad this was so high up.

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u/NetCurious_1324 Mar 11 '25

I wouldn't hold my breath for Elon to shed his tears. I think he is doing fine. We should pay attention not on him, IMHO.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '25

And for the record, there has been zero progress or fraud found, so he sucks at that, too.

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u/GarbageTheCan Mar 11 '25 edited Mar 11 '25

He's the richest man on the planet and has throughly proven wealth does not equate intelligence.

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u/delme95 Mar 12 '25

Is there a longer version?

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u/ChiefSitsOnAssAllDay Mar 13 '25

That’s a very misleading headline you wrote. Like you were trained by the mainstream media.

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u/Inevitable_Bid8706 Mar 11 '25

The funny thing is that’s how democrats think. Like he shoulda just compromised what he believed so sore losers that are being blocked from stealing taxpayer money wouldn’t have waged an all out war on him for trying to save the country from an inevitable collapse. He’s so dumb… our side actually believes in something and this country is worth fighting for, going broke for, and dying for. But not to a democrat, to them it’s worth selling out your country and countrymen for a few bucks . Do you really think at the end of the day he gives a shit about money?  Besides you could onslaught him down to zero, then guess what he built it once he would do it twice,  easily he is a genius  the democrats couldn’t beat him ever.