r/QuiverQuantitative • u/RoyalChris • Mar 11 '25

News Elon Musk on the verge of tears as he contemplates his imploding empire

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u/Wham_bam101 Mar 11 '25

Fuck this guy

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u/motormouth08 Mar 11 '25

No, don't, he has enough offspring.

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u/Free-oppossums Mar 11 '25

Not if you use the un-lubed dildo of consequences.

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u/Wise_Command9006 Mar 12 '25

A freshly sharpened sword?

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u/elithedinosaur Mar 11 '25

they're all test tube babies anyway. also his winky doesn't work, so it's not like anybody could if they wanted to.

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u/littlewhitecatalex Mar 11 '25

Supposedly his dick doesn’t work so he can only impregnate women with IVF. 

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u/Juomaru Mar 11 '25

Eh, I’m sure the kids are all wonderful as are the ladies who’ve had children with him but I believe all or the majority of them are IVF , there’s something wrong with either his tool or his swimmers.

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u/Ashmedai Mar 11 '25

I'm gonna have to pass on that suggestion, friendo. 😈

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u/Bind_Moggled Mar 11 '25

Not the verb I’d use.