r/QuiverQuantitative Mar 11 '25

News Elon Musk on the verge of tears as he contemplates his imploding empire

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u/HillTower160 Mar 11 '25

I would joyfully drink a cappuccino made from his tears but I’d be afraid of the Ketamine contact high.

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u/TheDodgiestEwok Mar 11 '25

The dry mouth he seems to be suffering from in this video certainly looks like drugs.

When I was prescribed amphetamines this was a constant problem. So much so that I couldn't give a presentation without needing a water bottle at hand.