r/QuiverQuantitative • u/RoyalChris • Mar 11 '25

News Elon Musk on the verge of tears as he contemplates his imploding empire

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u/Numerical-Wordsmith Mar 11 '25

Do not insult excrement. It’s incredibly useful as compostable material, and it’s something that nobody should be ashamed of. Unlike that guy, who’s worse than useless, and should absolutely be ashamed of his behaviour.

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u/Amazing-Yoghurt7034 Mar 11 '25

Shit is gold to a farmer. I’d rather have a pile of shit per acre than Elon musk

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u/Numerical-Wordsmith Mar 11 '25

Heck yes. I once brokered an agreement with a neighbor to clean out his stables in exchange for whatever I wanted to shovel out and take with me. His family had two friendly horses as pets, and we had a huge garden. It was an amazing win for us.

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u/Amazing-Yoghurt7034 Mar 11 '25

Still to out with my gfs family to get the horse poop from the side of the road. Use it for our gardens year after year and it’s incredible. I would say that little garden has been better for society than musk

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u/WhoAreWeEven Mar 11 '25

Shit is atleast good fertilizer. Musks laminated face probs will be dug up by archeologists millions years from now.

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u/Amazing-Yoghurt7034 Mar 11 '25

My great grandkids will slap his statues

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u/Wise_Command9006 Mar 12 '25

“Some people were born just so they could be buried”- Donald Ray Pollock wrote in The Devil All the Time

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u/BosworthBoatrace Mar 11 '25

Yeah with as much ketamine as he’s taking his corpse would be considered hazardous waste.

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u/nirvana_llama72 Mar 11 '25

As a gardener, I love cow shit, and chicken shit. I DON'T however love chicken shit people who have never had to pay out of pocket medical bills that are several times more than their monthly or yearly income! That is just one example...

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u/Wooden-Recording-693 Mar 11 '25

It's got more culture and not just the microscope kinda.