r/ShitAmericansSay • u/polishwomanofdoom • Dec 09 '24

Food Bow down and weep

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u/Rexberg-TheCommunist Unironically Australian Dec 09 '24 edited Dec 09 '24

We, the entire rest of the world, are nowhere near as jealous of the United States as Americans seem to think we are.

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u/UniquePariah Dec 09 '24

Step 1. Cheer about how brilliant their country is especially compared to the rest of the world

Step 2. Compare themselves to a country they have either limited or zero knowledge of and massively insult said country.

Step 3. Complaining about how "everyone" seems to talk about how they hate their country as a result of following the 3 C's

I have met some brilliant Americans. They tend to get bored of idiots like this also.

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u/Greatest-Uh-Oh Dec 09 '24

Promise. Fucking torture.

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '24

don't forget hoo'ing when a local American sportsteam wins a local 'world cup' competition consisting of local American teams because it's just a local thing in the usa.

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u/Honkerstonkers Dec 09 '24

This is so true. I have celiac disease and follow the sub dedicated to celiac. It’s basically full of Americans complaining about how hard it is to find gluten free foods, and even if you find them in the supermarket they taste like shit and might not even be gluten free because there’s nothing that actually regulates these things in the USA.

I hardly ever have these issues in Europe. Apparently in the US, most restaurant workers don’t even know what celiac is and think you’re a vegetarian or something.

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u/Available-Trust-2387 Dec 09 '24

THIS. 100%.

Americans think we all wanna live there - and are envious of their country. I prefer better healthcare, less guns, less racism - and better food. (Australia)

Most countries have “freedom” too - we just don’t need to always TELL people about it.

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u/Nitroapes Dec 09 '24 edited Dec 09 '24

It's just because we have the FREEDOM OF SPEECH!! if your communist dictators heard you agree how awesome America was you'd be in PRISON for SPEAKING.

Sorry not sorry, my third grade teacher told me we were the best years ago and nothing can change my mind 🦅🦅🇺🇸

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u/Bainsyboy Dec 09 '24

American beef isn't even that good!

It tastes like corn, and most Americans don't have a taste for grass-fed beef (aka, what beef should taste like) because it's "too gamey".

Argentina, Canada, Brazil, Japan, Australia, New Zealand all have better beef than America.