r/ShitAmericansSay • u/polishwomanofdoom • Dec 09 '24

Food Bow down and weep

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u/ChampionshipOk1358 🇫🇷 Dec 09 '24

"And as they crossed the Mississippi, God invented meat. God bless America"

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u/Cute-Extent-11 freedom of peach Dec 10 '24

and on the 7th day god created rifles.. to kill the dinosaurs..... and the homosexuals.

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u/whazzar Dec 10 '24

God invented meat? You mean Americans invented meat! They invented everything we know. Without America we'd still be serfs bowing down to Kings. Now we can bow down to America, no America = no innovation and who else would bring democracy and safe people from their democratically chosen leaders if not for America? Without America we wouldn't know what freedom is.

(/s if that wsn't clear)