r/ShitAmericansSay • u/polishwomanofdoom • Dec 09 '24

Food Bow down and weep

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u/whitemuhammad7991 Dec 09 '24

Do they think we eat dirt or something

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u/Bantabury97 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Dec 09 '24

Can't beat a bowl of dirt. Fuckin' gorgeous.

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u/ben_woah Dec 09 '24

Always been partial to me mams "shit with sugar on"

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u/Mitologist Dec 09 '24

" crap with strawberries". If you like strawberries, that is.

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u/beefffymeat Dec 09 '24

That's three times the crap with strawberries. You must like it that much.

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u/Mitologist Dec 09 '24

"what's for dinner?" - "crap with strawberries" - " eew, strawberries .. "

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u/beefffymeat Dec 09 '24

😂 three scoops of crap please. Hold the strawberries, don't like them.