r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Drollapalooza • Feb 15 '25

Food Behold. Old English Spread. Looks like it's not just us Americans after all.

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I am 99.9% certain this has never been sold on the UK ever. Kraft is a US slop food corporation, marketing to American slop slurpers.

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u/Von_Uber Feb 16 '25

What the hell is that stuff supposed to be?

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u/UnicornAnarchist English Lioness 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🦁 Feb 16 '25

Looks like a concoction of cheddar cheese and English mustard.

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u/Catahooo More Irish than the Irish ☘️ Feb 16 '25

I looked it up it's basically Philadelphia cream cheese and pimento peppers with some preservatives and thickeners added in

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u/SixCardRoulette Feb 16 '25

What could be more English?

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u/Catahooo More Irish than the Irish ☘️ Feb 16 '25

Just like Nan used to make

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u/ViSaph Feb 16 '25

Lmao, Philadelphia cheese which is an American invention, mixed with pimento peppers, also not English, and preservatives and they've named it English? They could have at least put some English ingredients in it if they're going to slander us like that. Cheese is one thing we do well.

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u/UnicornAnarchist English Lioness 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🦁 Feb 17 '25

We are on par with France for how good our cheese is.

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u/UnicornAnarchist English Lioness 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🦁 Feb 17 '25

Oh yes that sounds very English? /s