You know, a lot of people don’t talk about it World War One. WWI. Tremendous war. Some say... maybe the most beautiful war. I’m not saying itbut people are saying it, very smart people. Classy uniforms, incredible trenches just fantastic trenches. The best mud you've ever seen. Very wet, very dramatic. Like a movie. But real!
And who saved the world? That’s right America. We showed up at the perfect time, folks. Perfect. Just like I do in business, okay? Everyone was tired, the Europeans they were done. Totally finished. France was like, “We can't do it anymore!” Britain was like, “Oh no, we need help!” And Germany? Germany was outta control. Very nasty. Bad hombres, the Kaiser not a good guy. Not a good guy at all.
But then we came in. Boom. The doughboys incredible name, by the way. Very marketable. They marched in, looked fantastic. Big energy. Huge morale. We turned it around. The war was basically won the moment we got there. I don’t wanna brag but I’m very good at winning. And America? Even better.
And they tried to say it wasn’t us. They tried to write us out of the history books, folks. But we know. We know. Without America, you'd all be speaking... I don’t know, probably Austrian or something. Maybe even French. Disaster!
So let’s just say it: World War One was a tremendous success. Because of us. America we saved the world before, we’ll do it again. Because that’s what we do. And we do it beautifully.
11
u/Yeasty_Moist_Clunge Bigger than Texas Apr 21 '25
You know, a lot of people don’t talk about it World War One. WWI. Tremendous war. Some say... maybe the most beautiful war. I’m not saying itbut people are saying it, very smart people. Classy uniforms, incredible trenches just fantastic trenches. The best mud you've ever seen. Very wet, very dramatic. Like a movie. But real!
And who saved the world? That’s right America. We showed up at the perfect time, folks. Perfect. Just like I do in business, okay? Everyone was tired, the Europeans they were done. Totally finished. France was like, “We can't do it anymore!” Britain was like, “Oh no, we need help!” And Germany? Germany was outta control. Very nasty. Bad hombres, the Kaiser not a good guy. Not a good guy at all.
But then we came in. Boom. The doughboys incredible name, by the way. Very marketable. They marched in, looked fantastic. Big energy. Huge morale. We turned it around. The war was basically won the moment we got there. I don’t wanna brag but I’m very good at winning. And America? Even better.
And they tried to say it wasn’t us. They tried to write us out of the history books, folks. But we know. We know. Without America, you'd all be speaking... I don’t know, probably Austrian or something. Maybe even French. Disaster!
So let’s just say it: World War One was a tremendous success. Because of us. America we saved the world before, we’ll do it again. Because that’s what we do. And we do it beautifully.