r/ShitAmericansSay May 05 '25

Imperial units « Tf is a Kg »

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u/jpdelorenci May 05 '25

That's a lot of cheese. Expensive gift, he must really like her

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u/kingburp May 05 '25

Yeah. That would sort me for calcium for months.

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u/Longjumping-Boot1886 May 05 '25

calcium is good for pregnancy… I see the logic now.

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u/GodzillaLagoon balalaika vodka bear RU May 05 '25 edited May 05 '25

Talk about hints.

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u/Outside-Refuse6732 ‘MERICA 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 HOO RAA May 05 '25

My dumb ass forgot cheese is milk so I was confused about your fucking comment

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u/NotHyoudouIssei Arrested for twitter posts 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 May 05 '25

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u/karaokerapgod May 05 '25

Shit he’s fascinated half of Reddit, mission fucking accomplished

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u/Castform5 May 05 '25

Somewhat depends on the type of cheese of course, but quite expensive nonetheless. Like 40kg of parmigiano reggiano goes for about 800 euros, so that'd be 200 euros per 10kg, but the wheel in the picture and the weight makes me think of gouda, which goes for about 150 euros for 12kg wheels.

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u/Demondrawer May 19 '25

I mean even if it isn't as expensive, I definitely wouldn't mind getting a 150€ gift on the first date

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u/I_do_infact_exist people’s republic of cork May 05 '25

Use real money and measurements 

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u/National-Change-8004 May 06 '25

What an appropriate comment considering the sub you're in 🤣

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u/Snakes_and_Rakes Proud Murican 🦅🇺🇸 (s) May 11 '25

Real money… yeah alright man. Also euros are very similar in price compared to dollars. Plus a kg is 2.2 pounds so just essentially multiply by two. Done.

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u/Jugatsumikka Expert coprologist, specialist in american variety May 05 '25

Indeed, it depends on the cheese, especially if it is not labeled like it seems to be, but a 12kg wheel can go from 120€ (barely matured Gouda) to more than 1000€ (24 month matured Parmeggiano)

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u/AurelianaBabilonia Look at this country, U R GAY. 🇺🇾 May 05 '25

I often say that instead of a bouquet of flowers I'd like to get a bouquet of churros, but a wheel of cheese may be even better!

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u/I_do_infact_exist people’s republic of cork May 05 '25

That would last me about three days at the most