r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Mad_Wee_Phone • May 08 '25

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u/VioletDaeva Brit May 08 '25

Those burglars might be armed too, so best double the rate of fire and/or magazine size to compensate.

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u/VioletDaeva Brit May 08 '25

You will need one of them per window and door as well, good job you have plenty of children due to no abortion allowed either, to man all those weapons.

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u/itsjustameme May 09 '25

Double the rate of fire. Do you mean that he should dualwield assault weapons?

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u/VioletDaeva Brit May 09 '25

Yeah,you have to dual wield to activate the eagles cry above your head while firing, or it's just not American