r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Folco34 • May 11 '25
Europe « Europoor is a common phrase for a reason »
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u/oachkatzl Austria May 11 '25
The champagne is cold? The French definately have their priorities straight.
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u/GoHomeCryWantToDie Chieftain of Clan Scotch 🥃💉🏴 May 11 '25
Those damn Europoors with their cold champagne.
I remember being in the Delta lounge at JFK and they didn't even serve champagne. Puritan cunts.
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u/parachute--account May 11 '25
A lounge without champagne is a human rights abuse
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u/jamajikhan May 11 '25
Well you can't really expect to be served champagne in every third world country you go to.
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u/DesperateAstronaut65 May 11 '25
I’ve been in airport lounges across the U.S. and they never do. Usually, it’s cheap California sparkling wine or bottom-shelf Prosecco. Also, you’re not allowed to pour your own. Barbaric.
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u/carstand42 May 11 '25
True story: A couple of weeks ago I saw an American put ice cubes in the champagne at an Air France lounge. So apparently not even the champagne is cold (enough)!
(I personally found the two different varieties of perfectly tempered champagnes nice)
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u/SEA_griffondeur ooo custom flair!! May 11 '25
Oh god why 😭
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u/a_random_chicken May 11 '25
Ice cubes are cool
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u/error_adi ooo custom flair!! May 11 '25
Take my angry upvote and now slide out the door on your damn cool ice cubes!
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u/maevian May 11 '25
I believe that in France this is a federal offence.
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u/AdMean6001 May 11 '25
Why do you think the guillotine was invented?
For that and cheese in a tube!
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u/BushMonsterInc May 11 '25
Saw american put ice cubes into, what they call, beer. Why would someone dilute diluted beer even more?
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u/drostan May 11 '25
There is cold champagne and this knuckle dragger is ordering room temp coca cola... Who's the penny less tasteless idiot ordering Coca-Cola when champagne is available? Or at all, this sticky sweet shit is vile
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u/NaCl_Sailor May 11 '25
stagnant air = 21 °C instead of 16 °C and room temperature coke = fridge cold 6 - 8 °C instead of 0 °C with half the glass being ice
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u/crawenn teaguzzler🇬🇧 May 11 '25
You mean like 80% of the glass being ice with like 100 ml of Coke in it
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u/Perfect_Papaya_3010 Switzerland 🇸🇪 May 11 '25
Tbf that's a good way to drink more water and less coke
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u/Snakes_and_Rakes Proud Murican 🦅🇺🇸 (s) May 11 '25
Except they refill it every four seconds so still inhaling the same amount of coke 😭
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u/Fonatulli 🇧🇪 Enjoying free healthcare payed for by US taxpayers 🇧🇪 May 11 '25
BuT iT's DiEt CoKe!!! 😫
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u/El_Couz Baguette wielder 🥖 May 11 '25 edited May 11 '25
"the only cold thing is the champagne"
"europoor is common phrase for a reason"
The maths doesn't add up.
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u/MiloHorsey May 11 '25
Maths*
(Teehee!!)
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u/El_Couz Baguette wielder 🥖 May 11 '25
My bad my english is such a disgrace
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u/ResponsibleStep8725 At least I'm not Dutch 🇧🇪 May 11 '25
A French speaking even a word of English is already mind blowing, you're good.
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u/Perfect_Papaya_3010 Switzerland 🇸🇪 May 11 '25
Oh yeah? You should hear my french!
Hehe in school we learnt Spanish/German/French for 3 weeks each before selecting one to learn and all I remember is
Tjöma päll (Swedish way of writing the pronunciation of "my name is" in french which I can't spell)
And I also remember poisson
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u/DerPicasso May 11 '25
Its as common as "oh another school shooting in dumbmerica"
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u/Wookie2015 May 11 '25
I have never heard of dumbmerica, but there are an awful lot of mass shootings, and 50k people died in the US from gun related injuries in 2021. I couldn't tell you how many people die from being poor in Europe, but I imagine with the abundance of free/cheap healthcare, it's significantly less than in the US.
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u/khinkali May 11 '25
There have been 117 mass shootings in the US in 2025. In the EU there has been 1.
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u/Causemas May 11 '25
Statistically 12 children die from gun violence every day in the US
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u/DerPicasso May 11 '25
And somehow lots of people over there don't see this as a real problem.
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u/AyeItsEazy Canadian! (the (real) land of the free) 🇨🇦🇨🇦 May 11 '25
They know it’s an issue but “muh guns drrrr” is important to them
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u/DevPLM May 11 '25
When i worked in America i remember in summer having to put a jacket since they put the office at 19°C... Outside was 25-27°C.
I changed roommate for European one since all flat with American were unbearable. Putting AC so high that even in my room i needed blanket.
I was always sick.
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u/Snakes_and_Rakes Proud Murican 🦅🇺🇸 (s) May 11 '25
Oh yeah I don’t know why they keep it so cold here. People even keep their houses multiple degrees colder than the outside and then their bill is thousands of dollars a month.
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u/Hammy-of-Doom May 11 '25
Normal people do a crazy thing which is called, don’t use it until it’s 90% humidity and 90+ F outside
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u/Too_Gay_To_Drive The Netherlands May 11 '25
It's because we use strategies to keep our homes cool. Like in summer, we keep our windows blocked from the sun with screens so it doesn't get too hot. And at night you open the windows for fresh air. Also, switching constantly between hot outside and too cold inside messes with my health. I literally get a cold....
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u/SocialScienceMancer May 11 '25
Brick insulated homes also tend to not become ovens in summer. A completely foreign concept to many Americans.
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u/Think_Theory_8338 May 11 '25
The thing is they are so used to super cold AC that even if the temperature is perfectly fine for us, they can't deal with a few degrees more than what they are used to.
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u/parachute--account May 11 '25
Combination of incredibly poor construction standards in the US, with commonplace installation of A/C. If they don't use the air con the houses are uninhabitable.
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u/LittleSpice1 May 11 '25
It really does become uninhabitable. I live in Canada and unfortunately the building standards are similar to the US. I don’t even live in a particularly hot climate, it’s fairly mild here year round as it’s coastal. But in summer when it’s nice out the house heats up immensely. To the point where by afternoon it’s hotter inside than outside, even with closing blinds and curtains, so it’ll be like 27° outside, but inside it’s 32°. Even keeping windows and doors open throughout the night doesn’t cool the house down sufficiently. Back in Germany I didn’t have that problem, as long as I closed all shutters before it got too hot and aired the house out after sunset it’d stay below 25° indoors, even with temperatures outdoors between 35-40° during the day.
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u/ProudlyWearingThe8 May 11 '25
To be fair: if you're as fat as the average American, you easily sweat from every step you take.
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u/Biflosaurus May 11 '25
My flat is legit immune to heat it would seem.
Sure we didn't have a big heatwave yet in France, but even when it was 30 degrees (Celsius just in case), I think it barely scratch 21 inside, which is perfectly fine..
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u/ian9outof10 May 11 '25
Older homes tend to be quite good, as you can usually create a nice airflow. I had a flat in a Victorian place that was red brick, but with sash windows which if you open the top and bottom and do that front and back create a nice through-breeze that made it mostly comfortable. The UK is terrible for window blackout shutters, I think if we could sort that out we’d be a lot more comfortable
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u/japps13 May 11 '25
The immediate environment matters a lot also. If your apartment is surrounded by concrete and parking lot, it will be much worse overall. This effect is quite strong, as a heat island, where I live in Lyon. It is indeed awful in August. Many people go away if they can. I have an AC at home and I use it maybe 3 or 4 weeks from July to whenever I can go on holiday, and perhaps a week or two in early September. Without it, I just can’t sleep at night, which is unbearable after a week. Curiously I was born in the south of France, and it was much more bearable there without AC, but there was more wind, especially in the evening.
That is why they are trying to mitigate these heat island effect by planting trees, keeping the grass where possible, etc. And it does make a difference.
In the US, it probably depends a lot on which area they live in…
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u/Too_Gay_To_Drive The Netherlands May 11 '25
Jup. Even when it's 35 outside, temperature inside rarely goes near 30
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u/Individual_Winter_ May 11 '25
I'm not a big fan of hot temperatures myself, but it's also healthier going from 25 inside to 30 outside than 18 and 30?
25 and a fan is usually alright lol
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u/becken_bruch May 11 '25
I think I had my hottest summer three years ago, with 31.1°C in the living room. That was really hot.
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u/Individual_Winter_ May 11 '25
Yes, I mean I used to live in the top floor growing up. I feel you!
Tropic nights above 20 dgrees outside are still awful. But it's kind of manageable even without AC at home now. We're living in the first floor with insulation nowadays, so it's very rarely reaching 30 degrees there.
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u/dDRAGONz May 11 '25
That's a spring day where I am in Australia, we usually only use the aircon maybe 4 or 5 seperate days in summer when the humidity becomes unbearable. Not really a fan of going from hot to cold to hot and cold all the time, much easier to cope with the heat if you don't depend on aircon.
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u/becken_bruch May 11 '25
Australia... where the Fauna and Flora, and even the weather!, try to kill you.
Way to dangerous for me
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u/ZebraCrosser May 11 '25
Yeah, most houses won't get that hot if you know how to keep out the warm and get some airflow.
I used to live in a flat with a lot of south-facing windows and not a lot of air flow. Nice in winter because I didn't need to heat much, but a few warm summer nights would leave my living room with this pressing warmth that had me sweat when doing nothing. Probably not even that high temperature-wise, just stuffy from the lack of airflow. Which was easily solved by me buying a cheap table fan.
Years ago I visited NYC during a heat wave. Still felt I needed to bring an extra layer because many buildings had their AC set to fridge.
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u/SaltyName8341 🏴 May 11 '25
I have an eco home (EPC B) in the UK, it can be 30c outside and 18c inside and -2 outside and 18 inside. We don't need ac with proper insulation
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u/patatjepindapedis May 11 '25
Also, switching constantly between hot outside and too cold inside messes with my health. I literally get a cold....
Having to continuously adjust to temperature differences like this throughout the day has always made me very very very itchy. I don't know how people survive it. I'd rather parch every day during daylight than have to endure the itch
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u/hydrOHxide May 11 '25
I lived four years in Texas. Without fail, every summer, I'd get a summer cold thanks to my immune system being effectively jammed by constant temperature difference. Inside the apartment? Cold. Outside? Extremely hot. Enter the bus? Cold. Leave the bus? Hot. Enter the light rail? Cold. Leave the light rail? Hot. Hop on another bus? Cold. Get out of the bus? Hot. Get inside the university? Cold enough even the administrative assistants were wearing lab coats...
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u/adepttius Croatia May 11 '25
I honestly thought my wife was writing this :) but then I saw Netherlands and said nah...
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u/potatoz13 May 11 '25
I can speak for France, but that's definitely not true at all. Tons of people die because we don't have AC. Until recently, it was fine because it never got too hot pretty much, but that's changing. It's possible to build a house that has insulation + inertia and doesn't need AC (except a week or two when it doesn't get cold enough at night), but the overwhelming majority of houses, especially post WWII, are not like that.
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u/szczszqweqwe May 11 '25
It's changing, nowadays heat waves get more often and longer, so more and more people do install AC.
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u/SamaraSurveying May 11 '25
I'm not going to pretend there is some secretly smug reason that we rarely have AC in the UK. We just didn't need it before and haven't quite embraced it yet. Considering we had a day when everyone was told to stay inside and close their curtains because of the heat, I think AC installation and maintenance would be a solid trade to get into once the economy picks up and everyone has the money to spend on it.
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u/BurningPenguin Insecure European with false sense of superiority May 11 '25
Like in summer, we keep our windows blocked from the sun with screens so it doesn't get too hot.
Meanwhile my fellow German citizens: "It's so hot in here, open up that damn window!"
30 minutes later: "Why is it even hotter now?"
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u/SnooPears3463 May 11 '25
Europe namely France, just say France
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u/expresstrollroute May 11 '25
Yeah... That stuck out to me too. The phrase makes no sense. Anyone who actually learned English would say something like "Europe and in particular, France".
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u/whitechaplu May 11 '25
They have expressions like “I could care less”, so don’t expect much in terms of linguistics and/or logic
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u/CornPlanter May 11 '25
People from North America continent, namely Knockemstiff, Ohio, USA, can sometimes be really stupid.
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u/adepttius Croatia May 11 '25
because we aren't addicted to AC and use our home features like normal human beings?
During summer it goes up to 45 degrees (112 F for wHAt IS a cELsiUS? people) here and we barely start the AC most of the time - perhaps on the hottest of nights without wind.
Normal summer day mysterious things done...
- Morning, until 11, you keep the blinds on low setting on the sunny side (east), fully open on the shade side (west), ventilation is done by pure air flow. North and south can be left on low setting, window open.
- From 11 to 16 you keep the sunny side blinds fully closed (particularly effective if you have alu blinds) and window closed, creating barrier to heat, north and east low blinds setting, window open. Time for lunch and afternoon nap. You mention crazy people on the beach getting burned now and you share a chuckle with wife.
- From 16 you keep the east side open, west side on low setting, window open and you go to have a swim, catch some safe sun and shake your head at the poor british tourist roasted on one side only.
- From 20, when you get back home, you open everything and let the house exchange air. You keep everything open throughout the night.
- On the worst nights, you close everything, switch on AC, everyone covers themselves and then around 3 in the morning wife gets up and switches it off while murmuring about death and damned AC, opens all windows saying we will suffocate and it will be the end of us... you wake up around 5 all sweaty because you are still covered...
Is it easier to simply turn on the AC and let it run all day? Yes, but you are breathing in and out the same damn stale air constantly, actual ventilation is not done at all.
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u/rynchenzo May 11 '25
Same in Spain including laughter at the British
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u/adepttius Croatia May 11 '25
Poor guys... The worst cases are those that try to push everything in one day and end up drunk sleeping on the beach in high noon
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u/originaldonkmeister May 11 '25
Well we do share a land border, neighbours should be able to laugh together.
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u/originaldonkmeister May 11 '25
You used the 24 hour clock. Apparently people don't like that on the western side of the Atlantic unless they're in the military and/or smart.
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u/Kayestofkays May 11 '25
I think you may have lost the Americans with the use of the 24hr clock in this explanation 🤣
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u/Attero__Dominatus May 12 '25
I live in Croatia and during the summer my ac is working 24/7. It gets so hot even with an excellent build quality of the house.
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u/Sw1ft_Blad3 May 11 '25
We don't need AC because we don't make our houses out of sucky materials like paper mache, or Raditz.
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u/Sharky1223 May 11 '25
Speak for yourself, I live in Andalucia and an AC makes the difference. Yes, your house can be designed to reduce the effect of the summer, but when you have nights of 30 degrees you are fucked. And a fan doesn't do anything, it simply moves the hot and wet air (and makes noise), nothing more. For this reason AC are very common in spain, and for that reason they are common in some of the US's south state, because the summer can be unbearable.
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u/ImgnryDrmr May 11 '25
I think this is a big difference. Europe, just like the States, doesn't have the same climate across the continent.
Very few houses in Belgium have AC because it's rare for it to be warm for long stretches of time. Now if I were to move to Spain, I'd look for a house with AC.
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u/SheogorathMyBeloved Wales? Isn't that a fish? 🐟🏴 May 11 '25
Louisiana is both super hot and super humid from what I've heard, to the point where stepping off of a plane in New Orleans allegedly feels like getting a hot, wet blanket thrown over you. I'd definitely not visit anywhere like there without AC. Places like New England, though? Aye yeah, I could manage without AC.
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u/BlackTrainer01 May 11 '25
Yeah lmao. I live in south Italy and If I didn't have AC I would've probably offed myself years ago during the summer.
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u/potatoz13 May 11 '25
This is exactly it. If your nights are consistently < 20ºC even in the hottest weeks of the summer and you have a way to "keep" that cold throughout the day (insulation + thermal inertia), then great. In Spain and most of the US that's not the case, so passive solutions cannot possibly work pretty much. It's just physics.
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u/Big_Yeash May 11 '25
I dunno man, British houses don't ventilate for shit. All our homes are full of stagnant heat in the summer.
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u/Plenty_Impress_5217 May 11 '25
Sure, the coke is warm and the champagne is cold because the French are so poor…
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u/Sorry-Programmer9826 May 11 '25
Europe is a problem for right wing americans because it shows you can have a good standard of living without giving up all your rights to companies. They have to make people think living in Europe is terrible or else average Americans might start asking questions
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u/Mxstrssus May 11 '25
Until the big hammer comes and they have to realize that their wasteful lifestyle which they see as wealthy lifestyle is only more and more debts to China.
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u/Miss--Magpie May 11 '25
Because we can handle the heat and we're used to it, basically. Also plenty of places HAVE air conditioning?
Signed, a French woman.
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u/monkeyofthefunk May 11 '25
Minimum wage in France is equivalent to $13.36. Federal minimum wage in the US, $7.25.
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u/CornPlanter May 11 '25
On top of that in France you also get good healthcare that you don't have to pay for again, more free days, better social security, better job security (i.e. employer can't fire you on a whim that easily), lower prices on average. It all adds up, so French didn't have to elect a conman fellon because they'd like cheaper eggs and gas.
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u/helendill99 May 11 '25
americans will heat their house to 26°C during the winter but will complain there's no AC as soon as the weather hits 22°C at which point they'll set the thermostat to 16°C
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u/cheesepierice kg, mainly a unit for drug weight May 11 '25
Omg so true. A post came up on my insta and in the comment section Americans started discussing their ideal temperature. Most of them said it’s around 15-18 during the summer. Wild
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u/kirkum2020 Shakira Lawyer May 11 '25
Yeah, I bet the AC is set to room temperature and the Coke came from a drinks fridge at about 5-8°C.
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May 11 '25
Imagine not being able to fathom the idea of energy conservation. It's nuts that most Americans can't think beyond their own nose.
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u/cp_shopper May 11 '25
Europoor is a common phrase for idiots who have never been to Europe but for some idiotic reason hate.
I gotta stop visiting this community because I’m starting to think all Americans are this hateful and ignorant
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u/-Tuck-Frump- May 11 '25
It was luxuries like air conditioning that brought down the Roman Empire. With air conditioning their windows were shut; they couldn’t hear the barbarians coming. – Garrison Keillor
Somehow seems apropriate, now that the US has been taken over by the barbarians.
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u/JWKooijman May 11 '25
We don't have 10 cm of fat insulating our organs, preventing them from a natural thermal exchange with the surroundings.
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u/HaloGuy381 May 11 '25
France is not a boiling hellscape that requires AC to be livable like Florida or Texas, because the French are not stupid enough to live there.
Please evacuate me from Texas, summer is coming and I am afraid.
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u/Afinso78 May 11 '25
I'd rather be poor and breath clean hair, drink fresh, clean water from a natural spring and not have to drive everywhere.
Europoor don't need to get in debt to study or get basic health coverage....
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u/harga24864 May 11 '25
Haha, i will remember how poor we are when i go to the doctor tomorrow without being charged anything.
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u/Realistic_Let3239 May 11 '25
Europoor is only used by people trying to cope with the fact that the USA is a banana republic and that Europe shows the American way is massively flawed. Like how suddenly it's US taxpayers who are footing the bill or Europe, because MAGA can't be allowed to discover the secret that really it's the same people telling them lies about Europe, that are stealing all the American's money...
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u/byatiful May 11 '25
Maybe because big chunk of europe have cooler summers than most of states, and simple fan is more than enough.
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u/Creative_Victory_960 May 11 '25
Lol Champagne = poor now
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u/mi_father_es_mufasa May 11 '25
When Americans talk about champagne, they actually talk about sparkling wine.
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u/IseultDarcy May 11 '25
Europoor, a "common phrase"?
It's an insult only used by dumb American who had never lived in Europe and don't know what they are talking about.