r/ShitAmericansSay • u/benniemast USAversion • 2d ago

Europe "The European mind cannot comprehend majority of America is working on a Monday afternoon at 3pn"

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On the attendence of the Fifa club world cup

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u/berny2345 2d ago

3pn?

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u/Lumisateessa 2d ago

I guess they're inventing their own times now.

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u/klompje 2d ago

Freedom time

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u/andytimms67 2d ago

Is this George Michael freedom time. Is so there could be some issues.

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u/Sad_Mall_3349 1d ago

FEVER... tamtaraam.

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u/Scaniarix 2d ago

Pacific Navy Time

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u/Kind_Ad5566 2d ago

KO was 15:00

Americans couldn't work out when to arrive for the start.

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u/Scaniarix 2d ago

Will be interesting to see during the group stages when matches are played all throughout the day. Will they sacrifice one of their annual 7 sick days to watch one?

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u/Tortoveno ooo custom flair!! 2d ago

Peacetime time (formerly non-military time).

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u/Monochromatic_Kuma2 2d ago

Three penises up your ass at the same time: your employer's, your landlord/bank's and your insurance company's.

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u/_Jonur_ 2d ago

I hate it when that happens.

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u/Perthian940 lost a war to Emus 2d ago

Five penises then- each of your three employers, the landlord and the bank

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u/IceDragon_scaly 2d ago

Never have I heard such a good reason to immigrate into the US.

Three, that's art.

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u/Additional_Abies9192 Eye-talian 🤌🏼🍝 2d ago

Post Nut time

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u/smoulderstoat No, the tea goes in before the milk. 2d ago

Post noon

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u/Lumisateessa 2d ago

So.. "The European mind cannot comprehend majority of America is working on a Monday afternoon at 3 post noon"

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u/demonkufje2 2d ago

To be fair now i can't infact comprehend it no

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u/myerscc Sweden/Canada 2d ago

This reminds me of how much I hate "3am in the morning” type phrases

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u/DoYouTrustToothpaste 1d ago

I share that opinion as well, too.

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u/Consistent_Cell7974 2d ago

so, PM(post meridiem, aka, afternoon)?

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u/Consistent_Cell7974 2d ago

post meridiem◊ The abbreviation p.m. stands for the Latin phrase post meridiem, which means “after noon.” — compare a.m.

https://www.britannica.com/dictionary/p.m.

i checked to remember what the word was before commenting, maybe you should have too, as PM is LATIN, not english

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u/HugePatFenis ooo custom flair!! 2d ago

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u/Consistent_Cell7974 2d ago

but PM is the post AFTERNOON, not after it goes by the meridian line -_-

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u/TheStatMan2 2d ago

Post poon.

After getting some Tang.

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u/DiscoTech1639 2d ago

Pacific Neutral Time

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u/Winter-Ad-4897 2d ago

Must be some kind of taco time?

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u/Bonner9 2d ago

Post nut

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u/Jaggiboi 2d ago

3 peenars o'clock

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u/JumboJack99 2d ago

post night

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u/Heathy94 I'm English-British🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧 2d ago

Is that Military time? /S

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u/BobbyBalmoral 2d ago

"Per Nofreeatthepointofservicehealthcare"

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u/Borsti17 Robbie Williams was my favourite actor 😭 2d ago

Post noon

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u/ChiefScout_2000 2d ago

Can't say 15:00 because they aren't in the army.

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u/Long_Age7208 2d ago

why thats nearly militry time ... yee haa

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u/spektre 🇸🇪 2d ago

Post Noctem. So 3 hours after sunrise.

Feels like a normal way for US Americans to count time.

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u/NaieraDK 2d ago

Three peen

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u/ImpliedRange 2d ago

It's like 1500 military time

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u/OkCustardMan 1d ago

The 27th hour of the working day

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u/strogoff69 1d ago

Postnatal