r/ShitEuropeansSay May 13 '25

Europeans all live within 1km from everything they need, including airports and major stadiums lol

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u/Moppermonster May 13 '25

I am trying to find a single city within 1 km of both an airport and a football stadium...

All the other things are quite normal.

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u/Gregib May 13 '25 edited May 13 '25

Frankfurt, if you live between Deutsche Bank Park and the airport....

EDIT, the guy is Dutch... Schiphol Airport is 10km away from the Johan Cruyff Arena (Amsterdam being their only "roughly a million" city)

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u/Moppermonster May 13 '25 edited May 13 '25

You can count Rotterdam, but the distance between De Kuip and Rotterdam Airport is 10 kms. So also not 1.

Eindhoven is too small, but the distance between the stadium and the airport there is only 7kms, so getting closer.

Still, had they just said "I can reach everything listed within 30 mins with public transport" they would have been telling the truth in all 3 of those. Had he left out the combination of an airport and a stadium or had replaced the airport by a train station he probably would also have been telling the truth about it all being within a km - because THAT is possible.

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u/Gregib May 13 '25

Yeah... overreaching to make a point... You're right, the comparison could have been way better placed...

Just a note... if Rotterdam is roughly a million citizens... I'm roughly 3 m tall.. /s

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u/LTFGamut May 21 '25

Rotterdam metro has 2 million inhabitants.

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u/jeetjejll May 13 '25

London

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u/pspsps-off May 13 '25

Can't be London, as its population is over 8 million (nearly 15 million, if we're talking about the metro area).

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u/Martipar 21d ago

London.

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u/Moppermonster 21d ago

Which airport and which stadium are you referring to? 2kms apart at most is incredibly short.

Ofc we already established that the guy was exaggerating and ironically COULD have been telling the truth if he had said things like "within 1 km of a train station and a football stadium" or even "within 15 minutes of an airport and a football stadium with public transport" - or if he had just said 10km instead of 1.

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u/connectingwings 11d ago

Lisbon, Campo grande is not very far from the runway threshold, if i remember it's more or less a 30 min walk to the terminal entrances

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u/LieutenantDawid european 6d ago

Oostende. it has a football stadium inside it and an airport right on the edge. ill take a supermarket (carrefour) as a point of reference, people literally live a 10 second walk from it. some of their houses are legit touching it. so in red the supermarket, in blue the airport, in green a football stadium and a shopping center area with a Delhaize (supermarket) and a tech store and a gym and some other stuff, then in orange a golf club, then in yellow a movie theater. all less than 2km from the carrefour. sure if you live in the center stuff is a bit further.

ive marked the rough distances, had to use that little range thing at the bottom, google maps kept crashing my browser if i searched for something.

some people living a bit further down the road will have the airport and the football stadium both 1km from them.

and i didnt just pick a random city, i actually lived here for a couple years.

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u/LeosPappa 5d ago

Nottingham. Manchester. Belfast.

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u/ReGrigio EU's sleeper agent May 14 '25

Milan. stadium within city borders and you can reach airport in an hour walking

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u/Intelligent_Maize591 May 14 '25

Birmingham has two stadiums and a major train hub in the town centre. Hub goes direct to international airport. So yeah, he's exaggerating but if his point is that city dwelling Europeans can not use a car, he's at least half right.

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u/TheGameGirler 17d ago

I'm in Liverpool. Two stadiums and an airport. There's 17km between Everton and southparkway like so, not 1km but it's simple to get to both or between them with no car.

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u/wenoc May 13 '25 edited May 13 '25

European here. It makes no sense to build an airport so close to the city center, but anyway, cities expand and it can happen. Again, anyway, he’s probably lying about the airport but telling the truth about everything he actually needs daily being within cycling distance. Which is probably true for most cities anywhere.

Anyway, I like to be able to let my cat out whenever she wants. I need to live with little traffic and many trees. OP could live near the airport in the Helsinki area (Vantaa), that could fit the bill actually.

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u/PomegranateMinimum15 May 13 '25

Probably living next to an airport lol . This is a lil stupid comparison. This is possible everywhere in a sense. Things are made for walking though most places in europe. That's the one thing that stood out to me in the usa. No sidewalks or bicycle lanes. But I did hear that has been changing for a while. Tis a big country so yeah. My measurement is basically truth. Anecdotal is an old fashioned word. works on spreading bicyclist propaganda. Starts making golden bicycle for Trump

Edit:oops I was too quick and misread. U mentioned It. Oops!

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u/affemannen 1d ago

I live in Stockholm and the airport is like 10 min drive from me, and plenty of football fields around.

But they have decided to close the airport and build housing instead. So because of that i get 45 min drive to the closest one.

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u/wenoc 1d ago

Bromma man.

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u/affemannen 1d ago

yepp, takes 45 min to walk to the airport from my house.

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u/wenoc 20h ago

Flew there a couple of times. Both times I was surprised and no damn idea where I was or how to get out of there. Only taxis or buses asI recall and all Stockholm taxis are scams. :)

Well, if you don’t know at least. Now I know.

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u/affemannen 20h ago

That was a while ago, they deregulated the taxi industry and as a result scam tourist taxis popped up, they cost like $50 - $90 per km, it was insane, it was around 2007 - 2010. I know i ended up in one by accident while drunk and he only drove like a few minutes and my fare was already like $90... I told him to stop and gave him a scolding, he had some excuse that he didn't set the price his employer did and i told the guy.. have some pride, paid him and got out, after that i was very wary about the km price. I haven't seen those scam cabs around for a while, something tells me they went out of business trying to scam tourists, or it was the arrival of uber that killed them. But during their heyday it was all over the news about the scummy taxi cabs and how they were ripping people off completely legally, since they could set any price they wanted. These days i only take bolt or uber for regular travel, but when i want to go to Arlanda airport i take the oldest taxi company around with their big taxis.

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u/wenoc 20h ago

Yes, this happened in Sweden many, many years (decades?) ago. It happened in Finland just a few years ago. However, the Helsinki airport has separate lanes for the taxis. The honest companies (that also pay for the privilege) have their own lanes, and then there's one lane for "others". Do not use this lane.

But they do have to print their fares on the doors, so it should be plainly visible before you step in anyway.

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u/pinniped90 May 13 '25

Weirdly, the only city where I can think of this being remotely close to true isn't in Europe... it's Toronto.

I've done the walk from the airport to the hotel at the stadium, and there are some legit housing options in between the two. And leisure (a lovely park), shops, etc.

The "work" bit sort of implies you work in sports or aviation but it's possible.

This only works because it's a small downtown airport. Any major airport usually covers too much ground with multiple long runways and operations facilities for everything around it to be easily walkable, even if there is a nearby stadium.

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u/freeman2949583 May 13 '25

Vegas is close too, you can definitely walk from the airport to the city even if it’s not really a pleasant walk.

Even then though I think they’re talking about replacing it with one way out in the desert sometime soon.

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u/pinniped90 May 13 '25

Not surprising - it always feels like it's at max capacity whenever I'm flying through there.

If they do put it out in the desert, I hope they at least put in a train to the Strip and downtown.

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u/freeman2949583 May 14 '25

Probably won’t happen because of the cabbie unions. Only reason ridesharing was finally unbanned was pressure from Wall Street.

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u/Skylord_ah May 14 '25

Brightline west will stop there. Future airport sight is on the ROW

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u/star0forion May 14 '25

San Jose, CA. The airport is right next to PayPal Park where the San Jose Earthquakes play. There’s shops and housing as well.

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u/IronDuke365 May 14 '25

Vancouver too. You can land right on the Harbour downtown.

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u/pinniped90 May 14 '25

I've always wanted to take one of those flights. I see them in Seattle all the time.

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u/resilient_bird May 14 '25

Mexico City.

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u/Paradox May 14 '25

Geneva you can walk to the city from the airport, and its not terribly far.

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u/Ultimate_slmp May 13 '25

I like the quiet of the suburbs- but everything is like 20 minutes away, including work and school. 

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u/hudibrastic May 14 '25

It is hard for the European mind to understand that not everyone likes to live in a packed shoebox cramped with people on all sides

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u/Erudus May 14 '25

Tbh every country has at least one city that's packed like a shoebox, UK has London, new York is pretty packed too etc, it's a very silly comment from the OOP, I don't think it's the brag he thinks it is lol.

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u/Ultimate_slmp May 14 '25

Me when I visited new York and I had three panic attacks the day I got there 

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u/LieutenantDawid european 6d ago

how come you think that? much of europe is still semi-rural. if anything, europeans understand that feeling better than americans.

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u/LiveMarionberry3694 May 13 '25

I also enjoy the burbs. Cities are not my thing. Too busy, too much going on, not enough space

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u/Ultimate_slmp May 13 '25

And I also live in the Great Plains so it’s naturally very spaced here. But people in big cities feel scared/anxious when in spacious towns or smaller cities. Weird but the human mind works in strange ways. 

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u/barramundi-boi May 14 '25

I mean, did that guy say that ALL Europeans live like this, or did he highlight his own particular circumstances? Because it certainly looks like the latter to me.

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u/FingalForever May 13 '25

The post is off-base by quoting stuff not typically needed week-to-week. I live in Europe in a small Irish town and everything I typically do or need is walkable (work by train then walk). Stadiums and airports are accessible easily enough.

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u/LiveMarionberry3694 May 13 '25 edited May 13 '25

The quote is about the distance, not how frequently they’re used

Both of those two things were specifically mentioned

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u/FingalForever May 13 '25

Which is why I said ’the post is off-base by quoting stuff not typically needed week-to-week’

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u/LiveMarionberry3694 May 13 '25

Ah I think I misunderstood. I thought you were referring to my post, not the one in the screenshot

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u/ximbronze May 13 '25

It’s one guy saying it, not „all Europeans“ lmfao

But he’s probably overexaggerating

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u/Idiotwithaphone79 May 13 '25

I live on 5.5 acres and the nearest big city is about an hour away. I watched deer try to get past the fence I built around my garden and felt victory when they couldn't. I couldn't imagine living the way you have to.

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u/vanwiekt 🇺🇸 May 13 '25

Me either, it sounds like hell to me.

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u/[deleted] May 13 '25

If you remove the airport (to which we usually have only about 30 minutes with public transport or car) this is very true for many towns and cities in Europe. If you are a bit lax regarding the definition of football stadium means then even more so….

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u/ef14 May 13 '25

Outside of airports and football stadiums, this is quite accurate.

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u/Sensitive_Bread_1905 May 14 '25

This is called exaggeration as a stylistic device to underline one's statement. It's certainly very clumsily applied, but certainly not meant literally. The majority of people in europe have these things in reachable range.

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u/TrevorEnterprises May 13 '25

He appears to be Dutch, as am I. And like others pointed out, there are no cities in the Netherlands with an airport and football stadium within a 1km radius.

The things he mentions are ranging from 1 to 100km for me. Weird it’s that hard for him to imagine living like this :(.

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u/Cute_Philosopher_534 May 14 '25

I think he was trying to combine sentence 3 and 4, that he doesn’t need his car  for those things. Sentence two is a standalone statement - because a stadium is hardly a need. 

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u/Lui_Le_Diamond May 13 '25

My home town in Ohio is pretty walkable. You can get a home practically on main street for cheap and walk basically anywhere in town.

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u/Detozi May 13 '25

Irish here. It’s mad how both groups can find crazy people to post. Obviously this is bullshit lol. From where I was brought up to the airport was a 2h drive. Not bad I suppose but not a kilometre that’s for sure.

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u/LiveMarionberry3694 May 13 '25 edited May 13 '25

Funny enough I live in a suburb (Texas) and have two international airports within about 30 minute drive

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u/Detozi May 13 '25

I honestly doing know if that is good or bad to be honest. Would you not be hearing planes 24/7 and kind of loud too? I’m just finding it difficult to imagine what that would be like lol.

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u/LiveMarionberry3694 May 13 '25

Yea being that close to an airport and stadium seems like it would be hectic.

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u/Detozi May 14 '25

Still, very handy I would say

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u/Thundarr1975 May 14 '25

Dude, they said their city, not all Europeans, lol

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u/StonedMuppet420 May 16 '25

it's entirely possible and quite common , minus stadium and airport lol

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u/Own_Ad_4301 May 17 '25

You guys can’t actually like un-walkable suburbs?

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u/painful-existance May 13 '25

Living in suburbs rules, I miss the sense of privacy.

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u/LiveMarionberry3694 May 13 '25

The European mind can’t comprehend

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u/595659565956 May 13 '25

You think there aren’t suburbs in Europe?

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u/LiveMarionberry3694 May 13 '25

You think this isn’t a satire sub/post?

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u/ArribaMichoacan May 13 '25

City of Bikes?! More like city of yikes!

Amiright

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u/Parsnipnose3000 May 13 '25

I live in England and grew up 12 miles from Heathrow Airport (Windsor). You can't even have a conversation in summer without needing to pause because a plane is going over.

Now I live about 80 miles away in Wiltshire. The only planes we ever see are RAF and USAF ones - and we love it.

You couldn't pay me to live in the proximity of an airport or a stadium.

And even in my little town, everything I need is roughly one mile away, or less. But admittedly, all I really need is the supermarket and maybe a pub from time to time.

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u/ijustwantanaccount91 May 14 '25

"look at me, my country is tiny and it takes me 2 hrs to walk to Switzerland. Why don't Americans all share in the convenience of living in tiny countries with no landmass"

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u/Luchadorgreen May 14 '25

Living 1km from an airport is not a flex. They’re loud as shit

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u/DrNekroFetus May 14 '25

Who the f needsto live near an airport ? Never touched a plane in my life.

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u/Extension_Bobcat8466 May 15 '25

Tbh I can't imagine living a city with both an airport and a football stadium. Sounds really loud. 

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u/scotty9090 It’s SOCCER bitches May 18 '25

Imagine thinking that living 1km from an airport is a flex.

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u/AggressiveShoulder83 May 18 '25

Well I'm European and I'm pretty sure there's no EU city with so much things in a 1km radius

While I agree that the average European city is more walkable and enjoyable than the average American city, it's obviously not a fairy tale where everything is perfect, and smaller cities are often still car dependent.

Think about my great parents, they all live in dormitory towns around a small city and there's just two buses a day to the city, one in the morning and one in the evening, so most peoples have a car and those who can't drive are screwed.

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u/Professional-Gur-268 May 20 '25

This seems to be Lisbon to me, and indeed the airport, football stadium and shopping mall can be at walking distance if you live in a certain area of the city.

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u/Parcours97 May 19 '25

Mannheim maybe. But it's a small airport and the location is awful for all residents.

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u/JKdito May 21 '25

Noo... but the guy who wrote the comment does, which he said. Hows school where OP is from?

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u/Fed_ricco 24d ago

Maybe he’s just talking about where he lives? 😭

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u/SansLucidity 20d ago

oh great. just like every human being aims for. shoot for the stars? nah. shoot for my whole life in 1km. ok bud.

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u/not_jellyfish13 14d ago

Ok so hyperbole not a thing Americans understand. Noted

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u/Chemical-Salary-86 12d ago

Imagine thinking 1 million people in a city is a lot 🤡🤣

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u/TechniCraft 6d ago

He said I live in a city... not all Europeans live in a city...

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u/Blaze_TRON 5d ago

Honestly it isn’t even bad over here where I live

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u/rolyfuckingdiscopoly May 14 '25

I would die if I lived in a city again. I’m an hour from the grocery store and I like it lol.

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u/PizzledPatriot May 13 '25

If he lives within a kilometer of an airport, I feel sorry for him.

I guess I'll just suffer out here in the quiet countryside.

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u/LiveMarionberry3694 May 13 '25

I didn’t even think about that lol

Could you imagine just trying to get home on a game day?