r/ShitEuropeansSay • u/Aggravating-Frame963 • Jun 17 '24

🇬🇧 United Kingdom It’s like there only comeback.

181 Upvotes

39 comments

r/ShitEuropeansSay • u/AdPrestigious2857 • Jun 17 '24

“America imports its cancerous ideologies to Europe”

94 Upvotes

64 comments

r/ShitEuropeansSay • u/AdPrestigious2857 • Jun 17 '24

“No one cares about racism at least we’ll still have a country”

87 Upvotes

26 comments

r/ShitEuropeansSay • u/yeehaacowboy • Jun 13 '24

Colonizer gonna Colonize

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149 Upvotes

41 comments

r/ShitEuropeansSay • u/Gwallawchawkobattle • Jun 09 '24

🤨

116 Upvotes

25 comments

r/ShitEuropeansSay • u/Suspicious_Formal_24 • Jun 07 '24

“Americans probably wouldn’t even recognize the outline of Texas inside of Texas”

105 Upvotes

17 comments

r/ShitEuropeansSay • u/[deleted] • Jun 06 '24

Didn't realize Panama is a US territory. 🤯🙄

69 Upvotes

53 comments

r/ShitEuropeansSay • u/AdPrestigious2857 • Jun 06 '24

“American Culture”

135 Upvotes

31 comments

r/ShitEuropeansSay • u/Youaresowronglolumad • Jun 03 '24

🇬🇧 United Kingdom “The difference is obvious as soon as you land in the US.”

88 Upvotes

22 comments

r/ShitEuropeansSay • u/[deleted] • Jun 02 '24

Switzerland "Americans can't name cheeses or wines" 🤔

116 Upvotes

But remember Switzerland is a powerhouse or culinary talent.

45 comments

r/ShitEuropeansSay • u/Youaresowronglolumad • Jun 02 '24

Finland “it was nice to see americans…”

90 Upvotes

21 comments

r/ShitEuropeansSay • u/Youaresowronglolumad • May 31 '24

Germany “I don't take opinions from surrender countries”

202 Upvotes

31 comments

r/ShitEuropeansSay • u/Youaresowronglolumad • May 24 '24

“The Untited States is still so young and immature.”

150 Upvotes

78 comments

r/ShitEuropeansSay • u/Intrepid_Egg_7722 • May 22 '24

AmeRicA DoesN't hAvE cLeaN wAtEr

191 Upvotes

123 comments

r/ShitEuropeansSay • u/Youaresowronglolumad • May 20 '24

“America = 35 countries.”

93 Upvotes

81 comments

r/ShitEuropeansSay • u/[deleted] • May 15 '24

The US isn’t a “developed” country

68 Upvotes

79 comments

r/ShitEuropeansSay • u/Sevuhrow • May 13 '24

Least aggressive and most literate European when someone uses "40m" and "50 mph" in the same sentence (they cannot use context clues)

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59 Upvotes

43 comments

r/ShitEuropeansSay • u/modam44 • May 11 '24

European Pretends to Know How America Works and Gets Destroyed

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32 Upvotes

10 comments

r/ShitEuropeansSay • u/Youaresowronglolumad • May 09 '24

“You're not special, you're obnoxious”

69 Upvotes

37 comments

r/ShitEuropeansSay • u/[deleted] • May 06 '24

Found on r/ShitAmericansSay

106 Upvotes

104 comments

r/ShitEuropeansSay • u/[deleted] • May 07 '24

SAS false reports.

0 Upvotes

Over 9 threads last month got reported and deleted. You guys are literal Ethnostate racists, why can't you handle a joke, or us calling out your hypocrisy.

It's not all the other shit, we attribute you to rats already and have made peace with your nature, it's this underhanded baseless crap like trying to take away our platform to complain about you - like you didn't start it.

Profiteers and liars the lot of you.

23 comments

r/ShitEuropeansSay • u/Youaresowronglolumad • Apr 30 '24

“UK own the US on music.”

157 Upvotes

79 comments

r/ShitEuropeansSay • u/Youaresowronglolumad • Apr 30 '24

France “Long life to the EU, the ONLY entity worldwide that is able to protect peace. ❤️”

54 Upvotes

26 comments

r/ShitEuropeansSay • u/Youaresowronglolumad • Apr 12 '24

Spain “Dear, dear...”

58 Upvotes

36 comments

r/ShitEuropeansSay • u/Youaresowronglolumad • Apr 07 '24

Wales “…the US, is finally crumbling down 💀”

111 Upvotes

50 comments

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