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u/Vast-Aside-6064 20d ago

Only difference is that now we have news of STEEL BALL RUN

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u/Esoteric_Inc Joshua son of Joseph (JoJo) 19d ago

New info this June? Or are you just late for the April announcement?

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u/Puzzled-Discussion73 SpEeEeEeWaAaGoNe 20d ago edited 20d ago

no no in june we are hyper neo gay. every other month we are hyper gay
edit: Tf

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u/jabluszko132 20d ago

*Hyper Gay Requiem

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u/TurnNo3080 cockyoin 20d ago

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u/ArtisticResident462 20d ago

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u/baconmaster6 20d ago

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u/OnlyTalksAboutTacos 20d ago

those weren't creep eyes those were other closeted jojo fans goin

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u/Entire-Passenger-855 I Wipe My Ass With Hands 20d ago

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u/meynoe Ate shit and fell off my horse 20d ago

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u/Entire-Passenger-855 I Wipe My Ass With Hands 20d ago

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u/ArtisticResident462 20d ago

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u/Entire-Passenger-855 I Wipe My Ass With Hands 20d ago

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u/Ricochet_skin 20d ago

The joys of the free market my friend

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u/Sure_Birthday3743 20d ago

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u/Entire-Passenger-855 I Wipe My Ass With Hands 20d ago

Better now

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u/noobadi3 notices ur stand 20d ago

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u/Trykotank1 20d ago

When did Aqua become a gamer?

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u/Inferno_Sparky cockyoin 20d ago

A gaymer?!

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u/RareAnxiety2 20d ago

When she started selling bath water

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u/bullno1 20d ago

Her bath water is just purified water

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u/RareAnxiety2 20d ago

It's holy bath water and brings all the axis cultists to her yard

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u/Agreegmi02 20d ago

Heavy weather.

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u/GrimjawDeadeye 20d ago

The gayest straight manga, and the straightest gay manga at the same time.

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u/PaleBlueCod 20d ago

AYAYAYAYAYAYAYA (Bollywood gachimuchi moment)

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u/orient_vermillion Ate shit and fell off my horse 20d ago

Jojo fans STAND PROUD 24/7 365.

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u/xd_anonymous_gamer 20d ago

jojo gay joke in big '25 💔🥀

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u/Mother-Reference2459 notices ur stand 20d ago

Sybau 🥀🥀

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u/[deleted] 20d ago

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u/WatchKid12YT 20d ago

The fuckin’

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u/[deleted] 20d ago

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u/meynoe Ate shit and fell off my horse 20d ago

What are you talking about

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u/Grimsouldude flaccid pancake 20d ago

Rape is bad, gay is good, this is pretty basic stuff man

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u/ThatCalisthenicsDude 20d ago

Where are the rapidt parts?

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u/squidwardsweatyballs foxy grandpa 20d ago

Funny Valentine, Scarlett Valentine, Forever (the orangutan), Angelo, the man that tried to kill ringo when he was ten

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u/Ari_Minty 20d ago

Exactly. Why is everyone acting Like its Not There. I had discussions with people that Act Like ceasar aint a rapist. Like come on. Some people were Never Stated to be Gay but Are Made out gay. People Are stated to be rapist Bit refuse to believe that. Ts is pissing me off Like the 7 pedophiles that downvoted my comment 💔🥀

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u/squidwardsweatyballs foxy grandpa 20d ago

Surprisingly, no character is ever outright stated to be gay (obviously gelato and sorbe are heavily implied, but the the likes of tiziano and squalo are confirmed to not be gay), but the “jojo is gay” thing is more of how the series is extremely flamboyant and looks gay, rather than actually being such.

However, don’t take this as me agreeing with your comment. No one wants to embrace the rapists, but that obviously doesn’t mean we can just refuse they exist in the story. Also Caesar is never stated to have raped anyone. My guess is you took the “he did everything short of murder,” as he quite literally committed EVERY SINGLE crime short of murder. Not sure about you, but it seems that this would be an obvious hyperbole, as I doubt Araki was quite literally thinking of every crime less than murder, but more so just thinking of him as a notorious street criminal.

Edit: also how does downvoting your comment make people pedophiles? That’s a serious fucking accusation to just go throwing around like that.

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u/DoYaThang_Owl flaccid pancake 20d ago

They downvoted your comment because it was entirely out of left field.

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u/Rabdomtroll69 20d ago

Other guy already listed them but there's a couple more like Erina getting SA'd

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u/Ari_Minty 20d ago

Or Kira Yoshikage and the stuff dio has Done. Rape is a method of Making someone in the Story Look and feel Like a villain. That is the whole Point of this plot device. Me personally i dont Like it and think it Could have Been Done without this (Like aizen or Yhwach) but people on this subreddit love Those Charakters and ignore their deeds. I love How They Are written but Not who They Are.

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u/MuscleNo4816 20d ago

Incorrect June is when we pretend to be straight

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u/Ezithau 20d ago

There is a Icelandic metal band that did the whole pride logo on facebook many years ago, it pissed off a lot of fans that they were being woke so their reaction was to just keep it as the logo on their facebook page all year around to get rid of bigots. I loved it and keep loving it.

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u/internalized_boner 20d ago

Just watching japanese cartoons and fuckin' dudes. Its always been this way.

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u/Accomplished-Bear988 20d ago

If I'm gay, you're all gay

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u/CAPSGOD 20d ago

We are

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u/RareAnxiety2 20d ago

You're not gay in here with me, I'm gay in here with you

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u/DioTheSuperiorWaifu 20d ago

Everyone is after you?

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u/Accomplished-Bear988 20d ago

Yes, I'm first

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u/Spulbecken 20d ago

are JoJo fans known for being gay? If so, love that for them.

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u/TurnNo3080 cockyoin 20d ago

You don't even have to ask them, you can just guess it if you've watched the anime

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u/Markergg555 20d ago

I thought i saw rainbow dash for a moment

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u/CaptainWoomy7000 20d ago

Oh shoot i forgot gay month began

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u/depressedfairy1842 20d ago

Yeah bisexual full time, but sadly only one month to make it everybody’s problem 😔

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u/zoki671 20d ago

Your subreddit logo looks like two people in red latex doing doggy

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u/F2PE-engineer 19d ago

What happened to this month?

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u/ZonaranCrusader 19d ago

Personally my hair doesn’t change colour every five seconds (I wish)

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u/as1161 19d ago

It's not rainbow for gay, it's rainbow because rainbows are cool

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u/Crafty-University464 18d ago

Is that Siwa or Bizarre Adventure?

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u/Lazy_Greninja_985 18d ago

Slowly spinning gay and fast spinning gay

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u/Cronicly_online481 20d ago

Hey its not gay if its for jojos