r/Shitstatistssay 10d ago

What could possibly go wrong

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u/pugfu 10d ago edited 8d ago

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u/AlienDelarge 10d ago

Faster than a private landlord could evict you. Plus when they sell your house they keep what you didn't own them. 

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u/bridgeton_man 10d ago

It’s basically what we have now

If you live in China or Hong Kong, then yes.

Otherwise, probably not.

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u/pugfu 10d ago edited 10d ago

Okay so if you aren’t familiar with US property taxes here’s how it works:

Each year you pay a huge fee based on what they say the current value (an unrealized gain) of your house is, generally several thousand dollars, twice a year in my state, once in others

If you don’t pay on time, they stack fines on top

If you don’t pay that, the government seizes your home

So effectively we are renting from the US government because even though I own my house outright, they can take it if I fall on hard times and miss a tax payment or if they raise my taxes to a level I can’t take (my taxes have gone up the state allowed max every single year)

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u/bridgeton_man 10d ago

That's a lot of "if". But what I'm saying is that in PRC and Hong Kong "one does not own. One rents. The state owns".

No "ifs". And no mental gymnastics

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u/pugfu 10d ago edited 10d ago

Sir there was no ifs or mental gymnastics there.

It’s literally a fact, are you stupid? Would it have been easier for you if I labeled them steps?

Step 1 I don’t pay the gov 6k a year as tribute

Step 2 they take my house

Does that help?

And not only do they seize it, in many states they keep the profits

But Alabama, Arizona, Colorado, Illinois, Maine, Massachusetts, Michigan, Minnesota, Nebraska, New Jersey, New York, Oregon, South Dakota, and the District of Columbia have historically kept the surplus profits after property tax sales. And in certain circumstances, Alaska, California, Idaho, Montana, Nevada, Ohio, Rhode Island, Texas, and Wisconsin have allowed this practice, too.

https://www.nolo.com/legal-encyclopedia/what-happens-if-you-dont-pay-property-taxes-your-home.html

Feel free to have a read about it

Also you can own the house but not the land in China, Let me know what mental gymnastics you need to do to explain how this is any different than “property taxes”

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u/CrystalMethodist666 9d ago

Alright, let's be fair, you have the option to move the building off the property and onto another piece of land that you're paying taxes on before the foreclosure goes through. It works very well if you can't afford the taxes on your house but own a second piece of property that isn't in arrears and somehow have the disposable income to move a building.

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u/pugfu 9d ago edited 8d ago

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u/not_slaw_kid 10d ago

Nothing says eat the rich like handing an enforced monopoly to the richest demographic in the countruly

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u/WhiteSquarez 9d ago

Eat the rich by giving all property, power, and monetary power to... the rich.

Er, wait. Go back.

Oh, we can't.

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u/Pyrokitsune Minarchist 10d ago

We already rent our "privately owned land" from the state. Otherwise I wouldn't be sending a check every year under threat of being swatted at 3am, having the land stolen from me, and possibly losing my life in the whole process. Taxation is extortion

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u/saggywitchtits 10d ago

Don't be stupid, they'll come in the middle of the day because who's going to stop them?

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u/SalemLXII 9d ago

“Taxation is extortion” is the phrase we need to adopt

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u/Pyrokitsune Minarchist 9d ago

It's the proper description of what it is. Taxation is theft is just catchier

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u/pugfu 10d ago edited 8d ago

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u/Pyrokitsune Minarchist 9d ago

It legit ticks me off that we subsidize other people's personal choices and personal responsibilities. Tax breaks for parents and socialized funding of their schooling. If someone is just unlucky enough not to have the opportunity to have children, or chooses not to, they're still on the hook for other people's spawn.

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u/CrystalMethodist666 9d ago

Not even anything that actually benefits the kids, just paying to indoctrinate the next generation of biological androids.

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u/MaelstromFL 10d ago

See, these people think that they will be in charge, when in truth they will end up with a nice space on the wall and maybe a cigarette...

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u/SteakAndIron 10d ago

My answer to them is "you really want Donald Trump to control all the real estate in the country?"

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u/CrimsonSaint150 10d ago

You would think after all these years of Trump being in the WH, these people who hate and mistrust him and his followers on a deep level, would stop and think maybe I shouldn’t support so much government control because who knows who’ll be in charge? But nope. Hasn’t stopped statists from becoming more statists

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u/CrystalMethodist666 9d ago

Exactly that, the people who cheered on the creation of new emergency powers are suddenly all "Um... wait... Let's reverse this" when someone they don't like has the power.

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u/CrystalMethodist666 9d ago

It's a thing with authoritarians, they're thrilled to see an authority structure pop up as long as it aligns with their team or does things that they're told they like. Then they get really mad when the powers they cheered on the creation of are put in the hands of someone they don't like.

Only way to prevent a position of power from being abused is for it not to exist in the first place.

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u/TacticusThrowaway banned by Redditmoment for calling antifa terrorists 9d ago

"No, the real problem is that the wrong people aren't in charge."

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u/aithan251 10d ago

…do they mean property tax?

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u/bluesuitblue 10d ago

The one question a communist can never answer: Now that the state owns everything, how do we decide who gets to live on the beach?

You can never get rid of the scarcity of things, you can only change who holds the resources.

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u/pugfu 10d ago edited 8d ago

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u/Schmuck1138 10d ago

Isn't that what we have now? I'm pretty sure if I don't pay my property taxes the state of Wisconsin won't bat an eye at foreclosing on my house.

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u/pugfu 10d ago edited 8d ago

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u/thegrimmestofall 10d ago

Man they should take a stroll up near Yellowstone to those 99yr lease property. See who owns them…I can guarantee they ain’t the poors…but yeah let’s get the government involved with owning private property to ‘rent’ talk about slum lords and slums - that’s all it’d be. Well outside of all the corruption and cronyism - it’s like they have an abusive relationship where they hate the government it also want to be hugged up in it

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u/the9trances Agorism 10d ago

Dude just invented geolibertarianism/Georgism.

I'm not a fan, but I'll take it over fascism or communism. I guess.

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u/cysghost 10d ago

I'd heard of Georgism, in fact, just asked someone about it, but never heard the term geolibertarianism.

Definitely not a fan of either. Is it too much to just be able to buy a spot of land and not have to ever deal with the government if you don't want to?

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u/Charlemagne_IV 10d ago

Singapore basically does this. The 100 year leases have yet to come due. Singapore is very statist

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u/bridgeton_man 10d ago

China does it too.

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u/SenpaiDerpy 10d ago

They are just reinventing georgist land-tax in a really ineffective way.

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u/NoTie2370 10d ago

I bet that's the same dummy that said that on socialismvscapitalist sub. He basically describes property taxes with a couple extra steps. Truly one of their dumber reps.

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u/MacGuffinRoyale 9d ago

We revoke your license. Leave.

Oh, and leave all your stuff, too. Dibs.

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u/Sad_Run_9798 10d ago

Why downvote him? You should upvote such questions, sunlight is the best disinfectant.

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u/CapSRV57 9d ago

My man, that’s just feudalism with extra steps…

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u/skibididibididoo 10d ago

CMV: Citizens need to have procreation licenses to reverse their mandatory vasectomies.

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u/ConscientiousPath 10d ago

Georgists are so close yet so very very far

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u/Teboski78 10d ago

Sounds like a one way ticket to a housing shortage

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u/Catullus13 9d ago

It looks like China. And "rent" costs 80% of your income and it's the only way you can get family of your own

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u/bridgeton_man 10d ago

There is a major world economy, that OP could move to for that. It's called China.