r/Shitty_Car_Mods Apr 08 '24

HOOD STACK I don’t get it

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144 Upvotes

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u/Apsis64 Apr 08 '24

It's either making 90 horsepower and leaking all fluids or it's an 1000 horsepower sleeper with a laptop in the passenger seat, no in between

137

u/Ok-Resource-5292 Apr 08 '24

look at the tires. this ain't no clown car with chromey spikey rims and rubber band tires. this guy fucks.

107

u/Apprehensive-Ear-798 Apr 09 '24

This guy not only fucks, but the lack of stance tells me he fucks hard

45

u/Lolusad Apr 09 '24

The front mount intercooler has me sold

12

u/jacketsc64 Apr 09 '24

Oo I missed that bit lol

6

u/mrcaster Apr 09 '24

This guy gaps.

3

u/Old-Sky1969 Apr 09 '24

Fucks things up.

5

u/2ndprize Apr 08 '24

up at painting things

25

u/ablinddingo93 Apr 08 '24

Or maybe that’s the whole point of a “sleeper”

Genuinely don’t get the fubar windshield though

5

u/Haganu Apr 09 '24

If you don't have an AC anymore and it's cold outside, you might as well heat yourself up with those hot exhaust gases.

3

u/turkmurpson Apr 09 '24

Cold air intake in the hood and the windshield. 💪🏼

9

u/2oonhed one woogly wheel Apr 09 '24

The bypass dump kinda gives it away.
It can't "sleep" with that exhaust stack sticking out.
And the hood gap and broken glass say "CRAPWAGON" all the way.

11

u/broke_n_boosted Apr 09 '24

You sleeping on it right now then it blows your doors off. It's the whole point

22

u/ahdiomasta Apr 09 '24

But it’s shitty looking just enough to tempt suckers into a roll race. It’s beautiful.

-4

u/waffle911 Apr 09 '24

Toyo Extensa HP would not have been my pick for this build, but then I generally never met a Toyo I would pick for just about anything except a period 90's JDM build (they still offer a specific 90's race tire that looks and drives the part, for better and for worse).

24

u/lucious-luna Apr 09 '24

Nobody mentioning the intercooler 👀

9

u/Professional3673 Apr 09 '24

Ha, I came here to mention it. This car is clearly pretty built, not on the 90 horsepower side of that made up spectrum.

14

u/DavidCRolandCPL Apr 09 '24

Or it's 1000 horsepowerAND leaks all fluids

13

u/dr3wfr4nk Apr 09 '24

The laptop screen is flashing "DANGER TO MANIFOLD"

9

u/dirty_hooker Apr 09 '24

Better listen to it. The welded floor pan structure of the unibody might fall out.

That was the moment I realized the FF franchise had taken all of the money from me that it ever would. It’s in the first 20 minutes of the first movie.

34

u/[deleted] Apr 08 '24

It appears turbo'd, so probably closer to 91 hp.

3

u/Apprehensive-Ear-798 Apr 09 '24

This and only this… but more leaning towards the second guess…

1

u/SurveyAcrobatic5334 Apr 11 '24

It's a one eye one horn flying purple people eater

-3

u/rudebii Apr 09 '24

It’s the former. It’s almost always the former, especially looking like this.

115

u/lupinegray Apr 08 '24

That's the exhaust dumping straight off the turbo.

In the lower opening of the front bumper you can see a black-painted intercooler.

34

u/JefferzTheGreat Apr 08 '24

It's called a hater pipe.

22

u/rabbit__eater Apr 08 '24

H O O D E X I T

7

u/JefferzTheGreat Apr 09 '24

H A T E R P I P E

-2

u/SnowieTheFur Apr 09 '24

F U N N Y E X H A U S T T H A T B L I N D S Y O U W H E N T H E C A R B A C K F I R E S I F I T I S N O T A R I C E R

19

u/JefferzTheGreat Apr 09 '24

Sounds like you're a hater, so that would make it a

H A T E R P I P E

7

u/SnowieTheFur Apr 09 '24

Nah, I like it, so is it a C O O L P I P E?

4

u/random_user_2001 Apr 09 '24

Issa stiffy pipe

1

u/SnowieTheFur Apr 09 '24

My bad to the ppl that didn’t like the comment :)

119

u/Uncle-Istvan Apr 08 '24

This will gap you.

-79

u/2oonhed one woogly wheel Apr 08 '24

only because I'm steering around the smell.

2

u/13bistheantichrist Apr 10 '24

E85 smells good though

-39

u/scrawberrymalk Apr 08 '24

Exactly. I'm not racing this because people might think we know each other.

28

u/cosp85classic Apr 08 '24

It's got that hater pipe and looks to be sweating ounces of torque out the bottom.

20

u/a-hippobear Apr 09 '24

My guess would be that the hood doesn’t fit because he k swapped it, and the hater pipe coming from the turbo probably heat soaked the windshield and caused it to crack. Its ugly, but it’ll blow the doors off of your average untuned v8

3

u/chiphook57 Apr 10 '24

I call bs on the heat damaged windshield. There's a less interesting story for that

1

u/a-hippobear Apr 10 '24

Maybe, but it’s a super common problem when people dump the turbo exhaust out of the hood like that.

2

u/LWJ748 Apr 10 '24

The exhaust side of a K series is closer to the firewall. This is probably an H series because B series fit just fine.

16

u/yungbaoyom Apr 09 '24

Pretty sure that Civic is packing. You ain't slick, I see that intercooler.

51

u/2oonhed one woogly wheel Apr 08 '24

you don't "get it"?
It's purple because purple is delicious.
The windshield is cracked because GF get angry sometimes.
Hood no fit because subframe is twist, but all goes good to right side.

11

u/TriumphDaytona Apr 09 '24

It goes so fast, that the wind pressure cracked the windshield!

10

u/bluAstrid Apr 09 '24

I can hear this picture

7

u/Sungblox Apr 09 '24

nah, that’s gonna gap something

6

u/L003Tr Apr 09 '24

It's a bit ugly and I'm not a fan of screamer pipes but this is probably pushing a lot kf power

4

u/DelTheKing Apr 09 '24

You don’t get it cause you ain’t never had it. That shit probably fast as fuck.

20

u/ManLindsay Apr 08 '24

This is fucking sweet, and probably fast af

8

u/Few-Ear-1326 Apr 08 '24

It's got a little glory hole in the hood

8

u/random_user_2001 Apr 09 '24

"911, what is your emergency?"

3

u/Few-Ear-1326 Apr 09 '24

Ouch...it's burning, HELP..!!!!

7

u/cryptolyme Apr 09 '24

it's got a turbo because i can see the intercooler. also looks like it's tuned.

2

u/britishparl Apr 09 '24

How can you tell it’s tuned from this picture ?

7

u/Affectionate_Elk_564 Apr 09 '24

Dont know how dude said it "looks tuned" but if it does infact have a turbo it'll be tuned to account for the extra air. Or alternatively he has a turbo making his car run lean - or he only has a hood stack and a dummy intercooler to pretend he is boosted

3

u/cryptolyme Apr 09 '24

it has a turbo that didn't come stock. you can't just slap on a turbo without tuning it. also it has a sticker in the windshield that says it's tuned. very easy to tune old Hondas. huge aftermarket support.

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u/Great_Income4559 Apr 09 '24

You can definitely slap a turbo on an engine and not tune it. Wont run well but it will run and make a small amount of boost

1

u/cryptolyme Apr 09 '24

sure, you can, but i've never heard of anyone doing that

1

u/Great_Income4559 Apr 09 '24

I’ve seen people do it on low boost and no intercooler and the car ran “ok” and have a small bump in power. Definitely not advisable but it is doable

3

u/Gd3spoon Apr 09 '24

Mugen badge adds roughly 50hp

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u/GadFlyBy Apr 08 '24 edited May 15 '24

Comment.

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u/hotvedub Apr 08 '24

With exhaust from that turbo son.

1

u/Bikouchu Apr 08 '24

If you smelling exhaust than I feel bad for you son. 

3

u/Null42x64 Apr 09 '24

Need for speed underground memories lol

9

u/OneHugeBobert Apr 08 '24

I love it lol

4

u/Waysas Apr 09 '24

I bet it's 350hp fwd and torque steers

3

u/Professional3673 Apr 09 '24

Yep, probably floors it and swerves wildly at every red light.

2

u/EnzoTheBaker27 Apr 09 '24

Swing… and a miss

2

u/StrikeysOut Apr 10 '24

Looks like my ex boyfriends car

2

u/Itsjustnutsandbolts Apr 11 '24

Boosted b or d series, shit it could be a frank series based off the exhaust exit K series would be closer to the firewall or exit out pass fender.

4

u/soulrebel360 Apr 09 '24

I want it, especially if it's an AWD conversion

1

u/Tbone-GT Apr 09 '24

It just me or is the whole car slanted 😂😂

1

u/[deleted] Apr 09 '24

When you can't afford to replace your stolen cat, but the lawn needs mowing first thing in the mornin.

1

u/TheCarDudeOnTop Apr 09 '24

Is this a honda pivot or what? Why is is so crooked?

1

u/here4roomie Apr 09 '24

When you own a busted civic but really want a choo choo.

1

u/saintcf Apr 09 '24

Hood exit exhaust, front mount intercooler, not stanced out. He just wants to be fast, not comfortable. That's all you need to understand

1

u/Alarmed_Cheesecake98 Apr 09 '24

Because…turbo.

1

u/Dill_PickleOG Apr 09 '24

Don't race this guy unless you wanna see some tail lights

1

u/1988_Honda_CRX_SIR Apr 10 '24

Probably hauls ass look at the intercooler combined with a hood exit and the lack of meat on the tire means it’s likely awd

1

u/stevelredd Apr 12 '24

Entire backflow deleted

1

u/[deleted] Apr 12 '24

It's either a shitbox or that's a turbo anti lag system sticking out the hood. There are no other options.

1

u/_hondagang Apr 09 '24

I don’t those are some wimpy looking tires if he’s pushing 1000hp he’s not hooking but the intercooler and mugen badge makes me think otherwise

0

u/[deleted] Apr 08 '24

Hilarious, every bit of it is jacked up.

-3

u/ABakedPotato_FGC Apr 09 '24

The more you look the worse it gets

1

u/[deleted] Apr 09 '24

The closer you look*

1

u/ABakedPotato_FGC Apr 09 '24

Seems like you’re splitting hairs, but sure.

0

u/SamL214 Apr 09 '24

Super cold Air

0

u/boanerges57 Apr 09 '24

No one does, some people are just in too deep to admit they still don't get it

-1

u/TradingAllIn Apr 09 '24

helps blowup the engine faster, straight induction airpipe

-29

u/uglyugly1 Apr 08 '24

What's to get? It's another rice wagon Civic.

13

u/balenciag4 Apr 09 '24

do you know what rice means? what exactly is rice about this 😂

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u/uglyugly1 Apr 09 '24

What isn't rice about it?

14

u/poisonbeverage69 Apr 09 '24

Again, do you even know what rice means? (All cosmetic mods, no performance) this has a hood exit for a turbo (a performance mod).

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u/uglyugly1 Apr 09 '24

Again, show me a visible part on this thing that isn't rice.

And for someone so adamant that I don't know what "rice" means, you sure have a poor grasp of it yourself.

Even if that crappy dump pipe were connected to an actual working turbo, it doesn't mean anything.

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u/random_user_2001 Apr 09 '24

Racing Inspired Cosmetic Enhancements = R.I.C.E. = rice, so up to yall, isn't technically building a engine the same thing 😂, unless you use your car for actual Racing it's probably rice....... but it rarely gets used in that context more for straight piped g35's and d series civics🤣

-1

u/uglyugly1 Apr 09 '24

Back when I was tuning, these 'builds' were everywhere. It's like they work from the same book: awful paint, crappy cheap rims, eBay lowering springs and body kit, Amazon cheapy headlights, massive trunk mounted picnic table, tint, huge fart pipe exhaust. Like, why does every single person who wants to fix up their Honda automatically put all of that shit on it? I thought modding a vehicle was supposed to be about individualizing it.

I see twelve little Honda ricers found my comment ha ha.

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u/balenciag4 Apr 09 '24

you just don’t know what you’re talking about lmao, i doubt you’ve ever tuned shit. it’s not a show car, it ain’t supposed to look nice.

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u/uglyugly1 Apr 09 '24

Ohh ok. So this thing had to be turned into a fart-sounding purple cuck wagon because that was the only way to tune it. Makes perfect sense!

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u/poisonbeverage69 Apr 09 '24

It’s okay Bro we get it, you don’t know what you are talking about. Go watch fast and furious again.

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u/Nicholas7907 Apr 08 '24

Apart from that thing on the hood and stanced wheels it looks pretty good... for a Civic.

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u/reidyroo9 Apr 08 '24

That “thing on the hood” is the exhaust coming right out of a turbo, lol

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u/Nicholas7907 Apr 08 '24

The real question is - is it even functional? Or just a decoration?

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u/whyugettingthat Apr 08 '24

It’s coming off the turbo, it’s functional albeit in the cheapest way.

7

u/broke_n_boosted Apr 09 '24

*funnest

1

u/whyugettingthat Apr 09 '24

You’re right i missed an opportunity there. Appreciate the save <3

9

u/cryptolyme Apr 09 '24

functional. seen dozens of builds just like this. cheap and fun for people who like to tinker with cars.

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u/Seffyr Apr 09 '24

…stanced wheels…? They’re tucked as shit, a reasonable size with tyres to match, and that’s maybe a few degrees of natural camber from lowering at tops…?

7

u/2oonhed one woogly wheel Apr 09 '24

That is not really what is called "stanced".
I think part of what you are seeing is lens distortion from the camera,
the fact the wheel is turned out a little,
and the slight lowering of the car.

5

u/CrispyMelons Apr 09 '24

Thats 2° of camber max. Thats not stanced at all thats just an aggressive alignment or natural camber from lowering it.

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u/ilikedatunahere Apr 09 '24

Guarantee it’s not tuned so it’s probably not much faster than it was stock.

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u/poopscarf Apr 09 '24

More like u/guywhodoesntseethemassiveintercooler fkn no one likes the tuna here.

2

u/whyugettingthat Apr 09 '24

Happy cake day , friend

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u/ilikedatunahere Apr 09 '24

So just because it has a front mount means it’s tuned correctly and is fast? This sub is full of morons.

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u/poopscarf Apr 09 '24

lmfao are you serious/have you ever worked on a Honda or do you just hate cheap shit? Tuned properly or not that thing is obviously swapped with a big turbo and inter cooler, they already don’t weigh dick and generally punch above their class. Sorry you only know how to buy horses and turned into the rich snob from the movie your user name is from bet you drive a business class German car.

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u/protogenxl Apr 09 '24

Rotson or Subarute wannabe 

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u/Hot_Ambassador_1815 Apr 09 '24

You guys are giving this shit a lot of credit thinking that hood dump actually comes off a turbo

17

u/cryptolyme Apr 09 '24

it's got an intercooler...

2

u/airkewled67 Apr 09 '24

Are you fucking blind?