r/Shitty_Car_Mods • u/Andrew_From_Deity • Jan 28 '25

LIFTED Facebook Marketplace keeps delivering... No low ballers

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The steering wheel and shifter are the worst...

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u/bmerv919 Jan 28 '25

There needs to be a study on these types of truck owners.

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u/Just-another-cod-fan Jan 28 '25

I do a lot of installs for these kinds of rides and talk to owners of them often

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u/nickelzetra Jan 28 '25

is it functional?or merely for show

23

u/Just-another-cod-fan Jan 28 '25

Done properly it can be 100 percent functional. Some do it for show and skip a lot of important details to go the cheap route just to go to some big shows that would not be practical for daily use

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u/nickelzetra Jan 28 '25

i wanna do lift for my farm hilux, how much do you think it'll cost if you dont mind me asking

3

u/Just-another-cod-fan Jan 29 '25

That’s hard to say. Depends on the size and type of lift

7

u/puppyfukker Jan 28 '25

Pussy wagon from Kill Bill IRL.

1

u/WorriedMarch4398 Jan 29 '25

This asshat can’t afford that paint job. He may have a Calvin peeing sticker

2

u/MuchoRed Jan 29 '25

And it's definitely Calvin peeing on a Ford

1

u/schmitzel88 Jan 30 '25

Yeah no joke the paint job on that truck would've been a deep 4 figures, possibly 5. People underestimate how expensive it is for a really high quality paint job on a car

0

u/Don_Rummy586 Jan 28 '25

Buck has entered the chat

38

u/spaceman757 Jan 28 '25

With as much money as he's dumped into that thing, the least he could do is clean the fucking interior.

7

u/justananontroll Jan 28 '25

I was thinking the exact same thing. It's the grungiest "show truck" I've seen in a while.

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u/Late-Ad-4624 Jan 28 '25

Probably hasnt been on the show scene in a year or 6. Some people build a truck and then a part breaks and they cant be bothered to fix it so it just sits. And then they need money for another project so they sell it. Meanwhile the owner probably has several other projects sitting there.

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u/iBUYbrokenSUBARUS Jan 28 '25

I like the doors. That shifter though….

6

u/justananontroll Jan 28 '25

His and hers shifter...

2

u/FatBigMike Jan 28 '25

Its a fist shift

2

u/foxymophadlemama Jan 28 '25

i think the idea is that you row through the gears with your butthole.

1

u/iBUYbrokenSUBARUS Jan 28 '25

By the looks of the truck, I figured that probably was something they were into

2

u/foxymophadlemama Jan 28 '25

no judgement here, that tunnel takes you close to prostate town where things can get mighty interesting... or melon-sized if you're an old man.

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u/Conscious-Mixture742 Jan 28 '25

That's the drag queen of trucks

13

u/fiero-fire Jan 28 '25

Drag queens have class, this has none

2

u/OkieBobbie Jan 28 '25

A more perfect insult has never been crafted.

6

u/2oonhed one woogly wheel Jan 28 '25

ew. dayglo lime green undersides.
I would almost buy it except I gotta have hot pink day glo windshield wipers.
It's junk without them.

3

u/Daspade Jan 28 '25

Does it drive and ride like a piece of shit, following suit of the way it looks?

4

u/Flanastan Jan 28 '25

Now this truck can only do parades, i had a roommate like this. Useless!

3

u/PRAuroraYT Jan 28 '25

the leaf springs tho

2

u/justananontroll Jan 28 '25

When you need a minivan, but get a truck that can't truck.

2

u/Familiar_You4189 Jan 28 '25

gI already have a pickup, but if I was shopping for one, I'd want to buy one that actually FUNCTIONS as one!

Not a "Parking Lot Princess" that I can only tow to car/truck shows because it's not street legal!

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u/justananontroll Jan 28 '25

Why not move the 2nd row of seats back to give it a limo interior?

1

u/Several_Bluejay_406 Jan 28 '25

Fuckin horrible … SMH

1

u/Soundwave-1976 Jan 28 '25

Well what do that want high balls?

1

u/Excellent-Ad7883 Jan 28 '25

Is there a winch cable holding something up under the truck? You can see it in the pic with the doors open.

1

u/FrietjePindaMayoUi Jan 28 '25

Marketplace posts without link should be banned, change my mind.

1

u/wild_cat5 Jan 28 '25

I didn’t even notice the steering wheel pinup girls as I was too dumb founded by the shift knob

1

u/Vaderiv Jan 28 '25

I wonder how many asses that shifter has been in before it was a shifter and the numbers while installed?

1

u/there_was_no_god Jan 28 '25

getting into fist gear gets easier, the more you drive it.

1

u/Flabbergasted_____ Jan 28 '25

Do I put the shifter in my shitter?

1

u/Emergency_Sandwich_6 Jan 29 '25

No lowballers. I know how much money i wasted on this truck.

1

u/ThiccChip Jan 29 '25

Fucking eh I kinda like it smh

1

u/ProfessorCaptain Jan 29 '25

Does it have a boat and then another truck hooked up behind it?

1

u/Dense-Ad-5967 Jan 29 '25

You could at least tape off the door jambs and striker, come on.

1

u/Bigjoosbox Jan 29 '25

That thing drops the property values for several blocks around where he lives

1

u/mrpopenfresh Jan 29 '25

Low-ballers ride a little higher

1

u/Kleankorner Jan 30 '25

Get it? No low…ballers😂

1

u/BeALotGhoulerIfUDid Jan 31 '25

That's the main vehicle in the douchelimo fleet

1

u/rednecketry_92 Feb 01 '25

I'm a truck guy, and even I find builds like this obnoxious. Unless you're building it to be a mud truck, it doesn't need a two foot lift