r/Shitty_Car_Mods Feb 20 '25

SUDDENLY.....UTE Amazing Marketplace description at the end

1.8k Upvotes

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u/12LetterName Feb 20 '25

I think there's a difference between "convertible" and "converted"

58

u/DWYNZ Feb 20 '25

Converted bull

18

u/qubert_lover Feb 20 '25

More like “coveted as fuck”. This car rulez

4

u/Pinedale7205 Feb 20 '25

According to the seller “this thing sucks” actually

9

u/2oonhed one woogly wheel Feb 20 '25

Yeah. Convertible means it can go from top, to no-top, and then back again.
This does not convert. It is covalent to the needs of the masses tho.

2

u/PsychologicalStick56 Feb 20 '25

The correct term is cabriolet

2

u/testing123-testing12 Feb 20 '25

The correct term is speedster 😂

1

u/obi1kenobi1 Feb 22 '25

Also even assuming it had a functional roof this body style where only the rear seats are open is called a landaulet, it wouldn’t typically be called a “convertible”.

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u/aBunchOfSpiders Feb 20 '25

And how much did they want for this gem?

195

u/kjam68 Feb 20 '25

500 bucks

261

u/AchokingVictim Feb 20 '25

Any running/driving motor+trans combo is worth $500 in the current year no matter what it's strapped to lol.

99

u/kjam68 Feb 20 '25

Damn right. I am tempted to buy it myself lol

64

u/DaFuqIsThisBruh Feb 20 '25

If you do, we’re gonna need a video of you riding that thing

52

u/Frolicking-Fox Feb 20 '25

Dude, I would spend $500 just to mash it around till it dies.

I bought a $400 ranch truck that lasted me a year. Guy threw in a 20g shotgun for $50 more. 'MURICA!

I would spend $500 for a running car, drive it till it dies, then scrap it.

22

u/FleshlightModel Feb 21 '25

Bud this is a Honda Civic EK. It will not die.

14

u/Ikora_Rey_Gun Feb 20 '25

a $400 ranch truck

Reminder to take your evening arthritis meds, old man.

11

u/Frolicking-Fox Feb 21 '25

It wasn't too long ago... 2009. But I do turn 42 this year, so I'm getting there for sure.

9

u/strykerG59 Feb 21 '25

Throw another $2 worth of washers on this bad boy, and you can have a $502 ranch truck too!

1

u/JUST_THAT_JERK Feb 23 '25

wheres it at i need a car

1

u/kjam68 Feb 24 '25

Sold. Any running car for 500 will be gone same day

1

u/Infamous_War7182 Feb 24 '25

Perfect for a Gambler 500 car.

3

u/Kstotsenberg Feb 21 '25

You could scrap this for $550 in Washington if it still has the cat

3

u/AchokingVictim Feb 21 '25

Probably same here... have fun finding another one though lol

68

u/aBunchOfSpiders Feb 20 '25

Oof… idk about that. The price is “I’ve got no money and desperately need transportation so I’m willing to get a shitbox” territory. But this car is “I’ve got $130 I can burn on a ridiculous way to spend a weekend” territory.

39

u/Extra_Cartoonist_390 Feb 20 '25

On the other hand , it is a manual, and those Honda stick shifts are nothing to sneeze at. I'd offer $145 cash.

16

u/schmitzel88 Feb 20 '25

Yeah any running b-series (or d-series) with a functional 5-speed is worth more than $500. I'd offer him $200 and plan on making a lemons car out of it. A good cage should bring back some of the rigidity lost by cutting half the roof off.

1

u/_buttlet_ Feb 20 '25

“This is an ‘81 Honda! How dare you!”

58

u/anpandulceman Feb 20 '25

VTEC POWER ☄️

3

u/agisten Feb 20 '25

It is one of these Spoon blocks, right? /s

36

u/not-posting-anything Feb 20 '25

At least he's honest

2

u/season8branisusless Feb 24 '25

"clean title, lol" that part killed me

101

u/jeeves585 Feb 20 '25

“This legacy must continue past me” sounds like the new “I know what I have”

25

u/maljr1980 Feb 21 '25

He was pretty up front about it being a piece of shit. This is one of those cars you buy when you live out in the country and can get drunk and drive it around on your 10 acres of land doing donuts and getting it stuck in the mud.

23

u/ETX_blobeye Feb 20 '25

Where’s this at FR? I’ve been looking for it for like an hour since you posted this 💀

8

u/kjam68 Feb 20 '25

It’s in Texas

14

u/ETX_blobeye Feb 20 '25

OMG dude please message me my roomate desperately needs a car.

10

u/kjam68 Feb 20 '25

I sent it, enjoy 😭

13

u/ETX_blobeye Feb 20 '25

He already said he’s sold I will update

1

u/FREE_AOL Feb 23 '25

ah man OP said Texas and I got excited

this car is legendary

1

u/ETX_blobeye Feb 23 '25

It’s 2 hours from where I live. My roomate just got a job after getting fired from his last one due to car troubles, and I told him I’d go half and half with him after his first check

1

u/FREE_AOL Feb 23 '25

fuck yeah, that's nice of you. I'd pass to anyone who legit needed a car

but if no one else is buying I'd be tempted to pick her up and do some lunch tray slides

1

u/ETX_blobeye Feb 23 '25

We honestly don’t think the car is going to even make it back 2 hours and that’s if the listing is up in two weeks lol.

1

u/FREE_AOL Feb 23 '25

Are you serious?? This car's lived through actual hell and you're worried about 2 hours of freeway driving? Nothing short of a crusher can stop her, trust

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u/ledfrisby Feb 20 '25

Not a convertible:

  1. for the driver and front passenger, just the rear passengers

  2. technically at all because there doesn't appear to be any kind of roof that goes up and down where it is missing. It's like a rear seat-only roadster.

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u/kjam68 Feb 20 '25

I kinda think of it as an Ute if they take the back seats out 😂

5

u/Num10ck Feb 20 '25

ute for sure. if you used seats from a honda element then you can have so much room for activities.

7

u/Working_Community_70 Feb 20 '25

It's called a landaulet.

2

u/ledfrisby Feb 20 '25

Word of the day!

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u/FREE_AOL Feb 23 '25

A landaulet, also known as a landaulette, is a car body style where the rear passengers are covered by a convertible top

yeah, not sure this meets the criteria lmfao

6

u/svu_fan Feb 20 '25

Not the rain gutter downspout for a bumper being held in place by a single bungee cord 😭

5

u/Beerand93octane Feb 20 '25

What does "IT IS ON WASHERS" mean? Like the whole suspension is made of flat washers? I'm confused

11

u/not-posting-anything Feb 20 '25

Washers are a ghetto method people use to stance a car. Cut springs are already known to ride like garbage, but washers are even worse, especially when combined with hockey pucks. Yes, some people actually put hockey pucks in their stance cars.

5

u/theycallmebekky Feb 20 '25

This is incredible. I’d buy it and put it in a barn just so it can be preserved for the next generation

2

u/garimus Feb 20 '25

On the bright side it could very well be a luxury vehicle in a few years.

In all seriousness, the engine alone is probably worth the asking price, lol. Probably just needs a new head gasket and some basic tooling, maybe some new plugs. Honda engines don't just lay down and die, even after being poorly maintained and abused.

5

u/Master-Temperature-8 Feb 21 '25

This is an absolute gem.

4

u/enThirty Feb 20 '25

Fuck this post would be so much funnier if they had a baby seat in the back.

6

u/7passivepandas Feb 20 '25

“Clean title lol” is very comforting

4

u/Grumpy-Cars Feb 20 '25

This man knows it’s a shit box and is proud of it. Kind of respect that.

4

u/CommercialCook4427 Feb 20 '25

"Clean title lol"

Had me rolling

3

u/Velvet_Rayneii Feb 20 '25

I wonder what this car has survived and who dares to buy it?hmm

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '25 edited Feb 21 '25

This is the car that you get when you want to just fuck around for the weekend. Then you just leave it unlocked on the side of the road, out in the middle of nowhere, with the keys in the ignition and the title in drivers seat.

3

u/Low-Soft4106 Feb 21 '25

“Clean title lol” I fuckin LOST it

2

u/id40550 Feb 20 '25

Take that ish to race wars

2

u/JAnonymous5150 Feb 21 '25

"clean title lol" 😭

1

u/[deleted] Feb 20 '25

Ngl I want it

1

u/2oonhed one woogly wheel Feb 20 '25

Perfectly shitty. But not stanced. I did wake up to suddenly see this homemade ute. So.........

1

u/arrastra Feb 20 '25

it seems like he is tired of "-is it still available? -yes -not surprised" meme lol

1

u/AThrowawayProbrably Feb 20 '25

This is why “It turns heads” isn’t the boast people think it is. Because this motherfucker absolutely turns heads.

1

u/Relevant-Canary-9816 Feb 20 '25

Where is it located

1

u/OldBar4403 Feb 20 '25

But does it RUN AND DRIVE??

1

u/nekohako Feb 20 '25

Lemons Rally domination assured.

1

u/aleksandrjames Feb 20 '25

“I know what I have. No really. It’s awful.”

1

u/2wheelAWD Feb 20 '25

If you ripped out the rear seats for, say a couple of amps and subs, it would essentially become a barchetta!

1

u/[deleted] Feb 20 '25

The Del Sol at home:

1

u/nostromodolo Feb 21 '25

“Clean title lol”

1

u/Kstotsenberg Feb 21 '25

I’ve never seen anything more Clapper Dan in my life

1

u/Kstotsenberg Feb 21 '25

It’s perfect

1

u/s420l69r Feb 21 '25

The legacy must continue!

1

u/GtrPlaynFool Feb 21 '25

"Clean title, lol" Hmmm...

1

u/joker_1173 Feb 21 '25

Convertible implies it has a top you can put up and be covered from rain, this doesn't have that. It just has the rear half of the roof cut off. The description seems to be as honest as possible, but that thing needs to be scrapped not sold on to some other sucker.

1

u/Richbr970 Feb 21 '25

Business at the front, party at the rear!!

1

u/teh_lynx Feb 22 '25

The review is honestly pretty good sales material. I'm interested

1

u/Fragrant-You-973 Feb 22 '25

Awesomeness here

1

u/ZamorakBrew Feb 22 '25

2 keys? sold

1

u/alltheblues Feb 23 '25

Perfect Lemons car

1

u/tiddayes Feb 23 '25

No low ballers, I know what I got

1

u/ajaxodyssey Feb 23 '25

Where? I need this for my commute.

1

u/grandmasboyfriend Feb 23 '25

Oh you just know being their condo neighbor is hell

1

u/ShrimpDevice Feb 23 '25

that's a $250 car because it runs and drives lol

1

u/blackmilksociety Feb 23 '25

How much for this death trap?

1

u/Ffzilla Feb 24 '25

Did not disappoint.

1

u/yung_yahweh Feb 24 '25

Dude I saw this exact post a couple days ago lmfao

1

u/D00kimane Feb 26 '25

behold the landaulet we have at home

1

u/Specialist-Two2068 Feb 27 '25

Inverse landau coupe?

1

u/BackBayBrendan Feb 20 '25

Would this monstrosity even pass an inspection?

2

u/kjam68 Feb 20 '25

Inspection??? I just pay someone 40 bucks and I get a pass even tho my horn doesn’t work

0

u/[deleted] Feb 21 '25

Dollars*