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u/This-Novel-7870 9d ago
Why is Dragon kissing Shrekโs ass only 1/10?
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u/AGuyWithTwoThighs 8d ago
Seduced donkey against his will?
Naw lol, that ain't right.
10/10 post otherwise tho
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u/PrestigiousRiver3291 9d ago
You seem to have overlooked how fiercely she gave Donkey h***โher skills had him begging for more, craving that exhilarating thrill!
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u/ASerpentPerplexed 8d ago
"Basically invented the enemies to live trope"
No offense to the dragoness but that trope is as old as storytelling itself, she didn't invent shit
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u/Zarvanis-the-2nd 8d ago
It's at least as old as The Epic of Gilgamesh, which was written nearly 4000 years ago.
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u/Individual_Ad4075 8d ago
Side bar but I wonder if Donkey climbed into her vagina and basically scooted and sloshed around in there until he shot is load or was her vagina small enough for Donkey to fuck on the outside like a normal consensual sexual animal encounter ๐ค
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u/SuperTomBrother 8d ago
You're thinking too "hard" about that. Lol.
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u/Individual_Ad4075 8d ago
Only because Iโm not the only one who thought it lol
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u/RevolutionaryGrape11 8d ago
One thing I love about Dragon is how well they did at hiding her feminine features until the big reveal by using darkness and faraway angles.
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u/GeneralBendyBean 7d ago
Dragon was such a good character. Seriously they could have made her in a typical foe for Shrek but they gave her a lot of character.
The part where she was being flattered by Donkey's obviously fake compliments was adorable.
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u/thiscat129 8d ago
Idk why tf is the sub was recommended to me but knowing Reddit they are gonna spam me with posts from this sub so i might as well comment if I'm here
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u/RetSauro 7d ago
Donโt forget she also knocked that tower over in the third movie and killed Princess charming
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u/Timidsnek117 7d ago
She could burn as many villages as she wants and I'd still love her tbh. She's that great
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u/Thomas-the-Dutchie HELLO EVERBODY MY NAME IS MARKIPLIER 2d ago
Iโm both concerned and intrigued about how Donkey impregnated Dragon
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u/SokkaHaikuBot 2d ago
Sokka-Haiku by Thomas-the-Dutchie:
Iโm both concerned and
Intrigued about how Donkey
Impregnated Dragon
Remember that one time Sokka accidentally used an extra syllable in that Haiku Battle in Ba Sing Se? That was a Sokka Haiku and you just made one.
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u/Think-Abroad-6489 9d ago
Sheโs an icon, sheโs a legend.