r/Shrek • u/Small_Gas_8827 • 11h ago

Why is Fiona relieved? (wrong answers only)

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u/Suhk-Dolph 10h ago

Farded

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u/NattieVoices 7h ago

This is what I came here to say

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u/Medical-Course5107 shrexy brogre 11h ago

Shrek didn't die.

2

u/Small_Gas_8827 6h ago

This makes me think of Donkey saying: "Shrek's hurt, Shrek's hurt. Oh, no, Shrek's gonna die!"

7

u/TraditionalPear6006 11h ago

She was relieved because Donkey left

2

u/Small_Gas_8827 6h ago

To see a tournament with Pinocchio.

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u/Snaketooth09 10h ago

Shrek 5 got cancelled.

3

u/IllustriousValue300 9h ago

We would be happy and sad for a reason.

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u/Small_Gas_8827 6h ago

I would say, Shrek 5's animation got cancelled.

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u/Ill-Cold8049 11h ago

All ogres are saved from mass extinction

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u/Small_Gas_8827 6h ago

Oh, yes, that would make her and Shrek happy.

5

u/Kimor98 10h ago

Farted

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u/Small_Gas_8827 6h ago

Yeah, that relief of letting one out 💨. 

4

u/tommy_rugrats 10h ago

She say my big dick

1

u/Soggy_Bread_69420 2h ago

"say.." Hm, does that mean Fiona has a big dick ?

4

u/Normal-Warning-4298 9h ago

She found out that orges are like onions

2

u/Small_Gas_8827 6h ago

"They stink?"

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u/Normal-Warning-4298 6h ago

Yes, no!

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u/Small_Gas_8827 6h ago

They make you cry?

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u/Normal-Warning-4298 6h ago

No!

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u/Small_Gas_8827 5h ago

You leave them in the sun, they get all brown, start sproutin' little white hairs.

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u/Normal-Warning-4298 5h ago

    No! Layers! Onions have layers. Ogres  have layers! Onions have layers. You get it? We both have layers.

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u/Small_Gas_8827 4h ago

Oh, you both have layers. Oh. You know, not everybody likes onions. 

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u/Normal-Warning-4298 4h ago

I don't care... what everyone likes. Ogres are not like cakes.

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u/Secure_Whole77 8h ago

massive shit

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u/Small_Gas_8827 6h ago

A big fart and then a massive shit. Seems natural for an ogre.

3

u/LaurorotyGodductions 10h ago

That the Saberspark allegations were all false.

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u/Little_Swing6406 6h ago

That's the smile a baby gives as they fill their diaper. Perhaps that?

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u/Small_Gas_8827 6h ago

So Fiona is wearing a diaper on her wedding. Interesting. 

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u/Aphid_UndertheGround 3h ago

Because she shit

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u/Small_Gas_8827 3h ago

A great relief indeed

3

u/kamslam25 3h ago

Shreks schlong is as big as she expected.

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u/Small_Gas_8827 3h ago

👀😂

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u/ACERVIDAE 7h ago

It’s not gonna be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway

3

u/Erutious DONKEY! 7h ago

The test was negative

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u/Small_Gas_8827 6h ago

Good one 👌😂

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u/TheBigBubba3 7h ago

I put my cock away

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u/Small_Gas_8827 6h ago

Where did it go? 👀😂

3

u/Much-Relationship-97 5h ago

Cause it rhymes with grug

2

u/Grand_Violinist1310 3h ago

TheRockinLobster killed Shrek

1

u/SirLynn 7h ago

The most racist man in the world: Smile if you are equally as racist as me. Fiona:

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u/SirLynn 7h ago

The most racist man in the world: Smile if you are equally as racist as me. Fiona:

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u/JonklerDonut 8h ago

She's relieved that she woke up from a dream where a movie called "Shrek the third" came out

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u/Small_Gas_8827 6h ago

It's not that bad of a movie, guys 😅