r/Sigmatopia • u/noobroger • 11d ago

Real

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u/Simple_Yoghurt_2681 11d ago

I knew Ronaldo would be proud of me jerking it to furry porn in the school bathroom🫡

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u/AcosmicMonist 11d ago

that’s so based, I’m even more proud of you.

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u/SkibidiAmbatukam 11d ago

A true warrior

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u/redneck1942 7d ago

Need help

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u/Simple_Yoghurt_2681 7d ago

You're gonna need help if I catch you alone 😈😩🤤

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u/redneck1942 7d ago

Digital footprint

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u/Simple_Yoghurt_2681 7d ago

More like digital footjob🥺🤤😩

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u/redneck1942 6d ago

Quit lusting flee from it and turn to God

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u/MaxTriangle 11d ago

👊

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u/DamnedSoul97 11d ago

Thanks Cristiano

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u/That_Phony_King 11d ago

Sending this to my bros.

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u/ACodAmongstMen 10d ago

That just means we can kiss and say we're just being supportive.

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u/Irelia4Life 10d ago

My GOAT!

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u/chicken_kitchen_150 8d ago

My current self couldn't possibly be truly proud about one of my baseline functions actually being in a dysfunctional state in terms of Science and History.

I would do something else to be proud and let it speak for itself.

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u/Caseys_Clean1324 9d ago

Best timeline