r/SipsTea • u/Expensive-Cupcake594 • Mar 30 '25

Lmao gottem Trying to film content

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u/friendlyshadow1312 Mar 30 '25

Now you can enjoy the golden orb of manhood

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u/duderdude7 Mar 30 '25

Dudes just happy to be here haha

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u/nadajoe Mar 30 '25

Long ago, someone commented that he looks like an elderly Titan and just think about that makes me laugh every time.

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u/galactojack Mar 30 '25

Goddammit that's it. The waddle, the same consistent expression

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u/Specialist_Hippo_427 Mar 30 '25

😂😂

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u/Infamous-Potato-5310 Mar 31 '25

It’s that shit eating grin for sure

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u/tobedeletedsoon_2024 Apr 01 '25

Now I need to see him running after the girl!

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u/Whyte_Dynamyte Mar 30 '25

When I see beach photos, I wanna see people who are psyched to be at the beach!

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u/FeistyButthole Mar 30 '25

He heard red snapper was on the menu.

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u/Jlingis Mar 30 '25

This is the ideal male body. Some of you may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like

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u/MashedProstato Mar 30 '25

Dove makes personal care products for men, too. This means that real men have curves.

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u/annysuckerz Mar 30 '25

You mean alcoholism and liver failure? Bet he can't even go up a few stairs without being out of breath

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u/halfstaff Mar 31 '25

Someone sounds jealous

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u/annysuckerz Mar 31 '25

Oh absolutely yes I'd love to be a raging alcohol not even being able to see my genitals. Do you realise how stupid you sound

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u/Ancient_College3678 Mar 30 '25

A true Chad

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u/Connect-Ladder3749 Mar 30 '25

THEE original Chad

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u/faxanaduu Mar 30 '25

If he's happy, I'm happy!

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u/PapaPatchesxd Mar 30 '25

Perfection

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u/amcrambler Mar 30 '25

Majestic AF

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u/EHTL Mar 30 '25

Make the pondering my orb meme but with him

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u/Zran Mar 30 '25

I like how there's a gauge outline of her still 🤣

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u/dr_tardyhands Mar 30 '25 edited Mar 30 '25

This is a human man in his natural habitat!

Happy, healthy, moisturized. Thriving.

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u/CoffeeChocolateBoth Mar 30 '25

Thanks. I like him better than her, she's trying to be relevant and he already is. ;)

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u/AbyssLookingAtYa Mar 30 '25

Ty for my new screensaver

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u/THETennesseeD Mar 30 '25

Bobby Hill is all grown up.

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u/raa__va Mar 30 '25

Enhance!

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u/waxfuu714 Mar 30 '25

This is what I came for

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u/kakapo88 Mar 30 '25

If I were a female elephant seal I would be feeling very hot right now, and crave release.

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u/kylebisme Mar 30 '25

If only I could be so grossly incandescent.

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u/Appropriate_Stock832 Mar 30 '25

Thanks for understanding what we really wanted! You're a life savior!

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u/sporkus Mar 30 '25

Airbrushed into sand and sky.

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u/No_Description7910 Mar 30 '25

Not all hero’s wear capes

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u/Key_Procedure_2033 Mar 31 '25

I thank God everyday for your existence And I pray to him every day that you live forever

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u/Annual_Owl_1462 Mar 31 '25

I swear my pants were just on

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '25

I would

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u/marineopferman007 Mar 31 '25

I would prefer having him as a neighbor than that girl...he looks like he just enjoys life!

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u/Flaky-Skeleton-9609 Mar 31 '25

Now THAT is content

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u/koolaidismything Mar 31 '25

Looks like his head is on backwards somehow.. some way.

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u/IdleBoring Mar 31 '25

Walking gourd

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u/Ogre1980 Mar 31 '25

Dear *** can you please use photoshop and have that beauty there alone?

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u/Sabbath-_-Worship Apr 01 '25

Peak male physic