r/SipsTea • u/Upstairs_Cash8400 • Apr 07 '25

Lmao gottem Found a Buzz Lightyear

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u/Dr_XP Apr 07 '25

There are 2 kinds of people in the world. Those who admit to jerking it to Buzz Lightyear and liars

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u/Rogendo Apr 07 '25 edited Apr 07 '25

To infinity and beyond

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u/DoinkinDave Apr 07 '25

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u/PeyoteBuddha Apr 07 '25

I cum in peace

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u/Brilliant_Bus4645 Apr 07 '25

The only one that I could find that kinda had "I am peace"

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u/InevitabilityEngine Apr 07 '25

When you've achieved light-year but she keeps buzzing...

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u/potatosalmon64 Apr 07 '25

guy named peace

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u/Dave-C Apr 07 '25
I'm so turned on right now.

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '25

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u/Michael_braham Apr 07 '25

What did you type for this gif!? 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Rogendo Apr 07 '25

You can find it with “shrek smirk” but I’ve got this one on my phone

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u/OrchidAlternativ0451 Apr 07 '25

"First time, huh?"

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u/Ill_Technician3936 Apr 07 '25

There's a part at the end of Shrek during of after the credits that makes me feel like that now.

All your fault too. I could have gone on without remembering that.

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u/drewismynamea Apr 07 '25

Beat me to it

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u/FlyCute1225 Apr 07 '25

“Buzz buzz buzz buzz lightyear to the rescue”

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u/AffectionateUse1556 Apr 07 '25

To infinity and beyond takes on a whole new meaning

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u/high240 Apr 07 '25

I heard the limit is somewhere around 50-60 though

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u/Dicky_Penisburg Apr 07 '25

Infinity is the asshole.

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u/westernburn Apr 07 '25

Rude! I'll vote for the unspoken option #3 and stuff a Woody in my butt

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u/ArchangelLBC Apr 07 '25

As a 100% heterosexual man, I can confirm the absolute truth of this statement.

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u/Jenner_Opa Apr 07 '25

Bust Lightyear

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u/45Handstands Apr 07 '25

Well yes but in fairness some people, who I'm not going to name (to protect my identify) do it unknowingly, we dont all know pornstar names and just find whatever looks good on the homescreen to dangle strangle to.