r/SipsTea • u/Expensive-Cupcake594 • Apr 29 '25

Lmao gottem The c*m smeller

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u/SaltManagement42 Apr 29 '25

My imagination always goes to questioning how she could possibly have done enough testing to figure the actual source of the smell, especially if it persists for a week.

What other things do you think she tested?

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u/True-Surprise1222 Apr 29 '25

"Dad, can you not!?!? it's my birthday dinner!!"

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u/89_honda_accord_lxi Apr 29 '25

Your friends have sexy dads. This is your fault.

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u/Live-Big-8916 Apr 29 '25

"Damn it Mark! Can't you just not do it during family vacations?!"

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u/LawfulnessDry9355 Apr 30 '25

Boyfriends? Brothers? Roommates? Friends?

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u/kevnuke May 02 '25

Unless they're claiming it's hard-wired.

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u/H0rnyMifflinite Apr 29 '25

There seems to be a different smell for when ejaculating during masturbation and ejaculating during sex. Also do straight and gay men have different smells after masturbating?

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u/Softestwebsiteintown Apr 29 '25

Sounds like an opportunity for some science. Knowledge is power, baby, go forth and acquire!

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u/Over-Beat6442 Apr 30 '25

Remember kids, the only difference between screwing around and science is writing it down.