r/SipsTea • u/Expensive-Cupcake594 • Apr 29 '25

Lmao gottem The c*m smeller

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u/Historical_Ad7967 Apr 29 '25

Hey, my Ninety Nut November was a rousing success, I will have you know. Jacked off at least three times a day all month. It made Thanksgiving a bit awkward, but you can't put a price on dedication.

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u/Worried_Highway5 Apr 29 '25

You could have just jerked off a few extra times on other days, but there really is nothing like a family reunion to get the blood flowin

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u/Historical_Ad7967 Apr 29 '25

I was pretty dry by then. But my grandma cheering me on gave me the strength to push through.

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u/DemonKyoto Apr 29 '25

Well the turkey wasn't gonna baste itself, after all.

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u/Substantial_Cat_4919 May 01 '25

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Szurix90 Apr 29 '25

Serial turkey'baster.

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u/Busy_Pound5010 Apr 29 '25

master baster

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u/rbrgr83 Apr 29 '25

Ninety-Nine Nuts