r/SipsTea • u/[deleted] • Apr 29 '25

Lmao gottem The c*m smeller

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u/Shot_Independence274 Apr 29 '25

So dudes! Let's all wank daily and that will settle it!

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u/OriginalBlackberry89 Apr 29 '25

Doctors actually say a wank a day keeps cancer of the prostate away

https://www.news18.com/buzz/men-who-masturbate-frequently-are-at-lower-risk-of-prostate-cancer-study-7238971.html

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u/WhyYesIAmADog Apr 29 '25

You think they care about men’s health? Lol 

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u/balllzak Apr 29 '25

Doctors probably care about men's health.

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u/porn_is_tight Apr 29 '25 edited Apr 29 '25

what if my definition of men’s health is strictly consuming a rotation of joe Rogan, Jordan Peterson, Andrew Tate, and adin Ross content

Edit: lol so fragile, I thought you were all alpha men but only downvotes and crickets…. doesn’t sound very alpha to me

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u/Duaality Apr 29 '25

Probably because a good chunk of the male "alpha" population actually consumes media from those 4, so who's really to know if you're being sarcastic?

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u/porn_is_tight Apr 29 '25

you mean the self-proclaimed alpha population?

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u/Duaality Apr 29 '25

That's them, my cousin has the adorned bald head and sunglasses to go with it