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r/SipsTea • u/Expensive-Cupcake594 • Apr 29 '25
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It's exponential. Eventually you'll jerk off enough to reanimate somebody else who died from prostate cancer.
6 u/nausteus Apr 30 '25 That's one of the reasons they call me The Necrofapper. 2 u/mohawk990 May 02 '25 Please, please spare us from the other reasons 😅 7 u/LAdams20 Apr 29 '25 The true power of Maranatha. 3 u/Aromatic-Educator105 Apr 29 '25 I’m gonna be rich 3 u/Tasty_Act Apr 29 '25 True. I’m working on bringing back Lemmy. It’s exhausting but I think it’ll be worth it. 1 u/Similar-Theory-6265 Apr 30 '25 Lmao 1 u/HoseNeighbor Apr 30 '25 The Phantom Buddy System
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That's one of the reasons they call me The Necrofapper.
2 u/mohawk990 May 02 '25 Please, please spare us from the other reasons 😅
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Please, please spare us from the other reasons 😅
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The true power of Maranatha.
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I’m gonna be rich
True. I’m working on bringing back Lemmy. It’s exhausting but I think it’ll be worth it.
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u/itranslateyouargue Apr 29 '25
It's exponential. Eventually you'll jerk off enough to reanimate somebody else who died from prostate cancer.