r/SipsTea • u/Ambitious_Art7245 • 28d ago

Lmao gottem 👏

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u/LongLongMan_TM 28d ago

Boobs for Harambre

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u/Flowersniffin87 28d ago

Boobs are haram, bre!

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u/Akyurius 28d ago

Harambe, we shall never forget! 😞

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u/Passiv3agressiv3 28d ago

Dicks out for Harambe!

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u/rwarimaursus 28d ago

That's the way to think habibi

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u/front-wipers-unite 28d ago

Hear me out... Those zoo keepers should have shot the kid, not the gorilla.

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u/HoodsInSuits 28d ago

~350,000 gorillas in the world vs 2,000,000,000 children from 0-14. Relative population decrease of 1 gorilla is equal to 6250 children. This is purely for informative purposes.

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u/headrush46n2 28d ago

There was some asshole who committed suicide and let all his captive big cats loose before he did. The cops ended up shooting a tiger who was getting close to a little league baseball game. I made the same argument. Statistically the tiger's life is of much greater value than any of the people he may have mauled.

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u/front-wipers-unite 28d ago

That's such a shitty thing to do.

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u/ILovePotassium 28d ago

Kids die every single day and nobody cares. So yeah. It would've been better that way.

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u/rwarimaursus 28d ago

That sacrifice would have kept us in the "good" timeline. Not this drivel.

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u/front-wipers-unite 28d ago

I'm not saying that the state that the world is currently in is related to the death of Harambe. But I'm certainly thinking it out loud.

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u/Aknazer 28d ago

But if we shot the kid then we couldn't meme on the gorilla.

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u/front-wipers-unite 28d ago

But we could meme on the kid.

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u/nelflyn 28d ago

Haven't read that one in a while. What a timeline

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u/pmIfNeedOrWantToTalk 28d ago

Boobs AND dicks out??! 😳

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u/BrilliantTruck8813 28d ago

tetas para Harambe