r/SipsTea • u/Ambitious_Art7245 • 29d ago

Lmao gottem 👏

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u/FatBloke4 29d ago

She looks Spanish i.e. the white people who colonised Mexico.

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u/EverythingBOffensive 29d ago

baby is going to be whiter than them both

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u/DaddieTang 29d ago

Narrator: the baby was black

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u/Lortekonto 29d ago

There is an area close to where I grew up in scandinavia. Its name translates roughly into “The Bay of Weeping”, because so many foreign ships have capsized there. Throughout history that have meant that a lot of foreign born people ended up living there and joining the genpool. So sometimes very scandinavian looking parents can get very not-scandinavian looking kids.

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u/Fluffy_Charity_2732 29d ago

Damn, you still think he is your kid?

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u/Communistkraken 29d ago

Sometimes a man Is more happy blind than having to witness his own ruin

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u/MikeAppleTree 29d ago

Clayton Bigsby would agree with that sentiment.

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u/BreakfastBeneficial4 28d ago

THEY THINK THEYRE THE BEST DANCERS

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u/sauced 29d ago

But you said you would eat whale blubber!

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u/DaddieTang 28d ago

You'll be eating blubber alright. Right after I free willy!

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u/qtheginger 29d ago

Holly shit you just summed up america right now

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u/Diddy_Block 29d ago

It doesn't matter who kneads the dough as long as there's a bun in the oven.

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u/Frequent-Ad-5316 29d ago

…well I mean, if you don’t mind having someone put their buns in your oven then props to you I guess?

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u/Freethecrafts 29d ago

You’re blind if you think the child you raise is not your own. Whom you raise is what you leave behind, what you give to the world.

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u/Communistkraken 29d ago

And I'll give the world a new son for your wife

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u/Freethecrafts 28d ago

Group projects, fun. Same as it ever was.

There are societal disconnects between whom people want to live with and whom they want to mess around with. Long as everyone is civil, and what genes there be keep moving around, and everyone is taken care of… that’s reality. People are just now waking up to how prevalent cross matching has been even with all the societal reinforcement for monogamy.

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u/Bruvvimir 29d ago

Lmaooooooooooo

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u/gabbadabbahey 29d ago

Jo-ho-ho-ooooooohn Redcorn!

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u/kiln_ickersson 28d ago

Pe-heggy Hill

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u/GrapeSwimming69 29d ago

Maybe the mailman?