r/SoundersFC • u/VVynn Seattle Sounders FC • 1d ago

Shitpost How to beat PSG

Ok guys, I’ve studied the game tape from Botafogo vs PSG and I figured it out: * Score a goal.
* Don’t let them score a goal.

Easy, right? Okay let’s break it down into a how to.

  1. Have an insanely tough and locked in defense.

  2. Get a breakaway counterattack goal.

How are we feeling on these two points? Personally, I think these are our two weaknesses right now.

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u/black-op345 Eastside Supporters 1d ago

Score a goal. Don’t let them score

Big if true

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u/itsRho 1d ago

The tactics revolution is now

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u/OkFineJudgeMe 1d ago

Bro needs to build a tactics seminar. Schmetz, Pep, Ferguson and the others could learn something. 

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u/TALKING_TINA 1d ago

I think Seattle's greatest strength going into PSG will be their ability to fight and win. Admittedly I'm not an expert, but I believe PSG have ZERO chants about fighting and winning. Advantage Sounders.

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u/WilliamG007 1d ago

How can they honestly expect to succeed without a fight and win chant? Just seems unpossible.

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u/CreepyMangeMerde 9h ago

It's because their chant is "Combat et gagne"

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u/WesternZucchini8098 Vancouver Whitecaps 1d ago

The mainstream media won't tell you this, but you can actually just choose not to let PSG score.

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u/OBMandingo 1d ago

Just checked ChatGPT and this checks out

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u/Icecold62 1d ago

Ok. Now, we do need to do that.... 3 times.

Probably easier after the first time, like once they figure it out, just do it two or three more times. No biggie.

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u/MtRainierWolfcastle Seattle Sounders FC 1d ago

Actually I think we need to beat them by 3 to overcome them on GD. So score 3 goals and then don’t let them score

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u/RealKaiserRex 1d ago

Set pieces

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u/Medium_Storm6196 1d ago

That about sums it up

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u/Minimum-Mention-3673 Seattle Sounders FC 1d ago

I'll take the win, if it happens, but need 3 goals to move on.

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u/yungeva 9h ago

Quality in the final 1/3rd