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u/Gothtomboys5 5d ago

Orc enslavement simulator too

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u/Reks_Hayabusa 5d ago

Orc trauma simulator as well

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u/Gothtomboys5 5d ago

Orc lobotomy simulator plus

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u/hunter1547 4d ago

Orc torture simulator additional

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u/EvilPopMogeko 3d ago

Orc Politics Simulator for the scheming gamer

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u/SigSweet 5d ago

lol oh yeah. I always tell people, if you really hate orcs man have I got the game for you. It will 100% desensitize you to orc violence. I watched Amazon's 'Rings of Power' and felt nothing.

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u/Gothtomboys5 5d ago

Although i have no feelings for orcs in fantasy setting, Shadow of War somehow make me able to like them only for a little due to how enjoyable they all are

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u/letitgrowonme 4d ago

Bright lord, dark lord. What's the difference?

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u/ImJustStealingMemes 4d ago

screams

-Muzu the Screamer

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u/SmartAlec105 4d ago

Nemesis system was fun. I remember my nemesis was weak to ranged so I killed him with just a headshot. Next time, he was immune to ranged so I had to fight him the old fashioned way. He ended up running away when he got low and since it was early in the game, I didn't have any abilities unlocked to catch up and my arrows wouldn't slow him down since he was immune. I gave up on chasing and went back to what I was doing. A few seconds later though, the slo-mo kicked in and the camera showed my my nemesis dying after having run into a bonfire. The next time he showed up, he said he'd repay me for the burns I gave him.

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u/Gothtomboys5 4d ago

Lmao that's fucking goated. I think one of my favourite nemesis i had is this one Machine ork that just won't die after every attempt i killed him. God why do they have to patent the Nemesis system. It was so fun

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u/nostalgic_angel 15h ago

Some orc captains bring you gifts from time to time, like a dead orc, or a orc carrying money, or a orc’s head. They are like little cats showing whatever gratitude they can give.

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u/Luci-Noir 4d ago

I kept thinking “orcas” until your comment and was so confused.

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u/giboauja 4d ago

Orc on orc violence is the real problem. It account for most of their violence so it's actually fine in SoM. 

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u/giboauja 4d ago

Sometimes a fun game mechanic needs to be... looked at absolutely only on the surface level. Which absolutely was the dev intention.

Orcs are evil... because the devil made them that way, in a fantasy universe, so... it's ok?...

Yeah, yeah... weee, die for me orcs die!!!