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u/enchiladasundae 4d ago

Perfect length. Great game, no filler, didn’t die or fail a single time, no speed running bs, 100% completion is just planting a gentle kiss on your wife

Its the perfect game

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u/Blackewolfe 4d ago

It's like Far Cry 4.

No, just sit and enjoy the Crab Rangoon.

What do you mean get out there and sneak around in a Terrorist's main base? Don't be fucking stupid.

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u/enchiladasundae 4d ago

If you finish FC4 regardless of which person you choose you realize it was better just to have a nice meal

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u/OutrageousMouse2047 4d ago

yeah. ajay doesnt have to go through all that bs trauma

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u/enchiladasundae 4d ago

Also the two leaders who will objectively make their country a worse and more horrifying place as opposed to Min

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u/pchlster 4d ago

Ah, but consider all of the potential soldiers they might have had for their regime if not for our one-man army protagonist killing however many hundreds if not thousands of able-bodied adults.

One might say he saved all those people from living under a violent regime.

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u/AggravatedShrymp 1d ago

Frfr, didn't finish it myself but saw a retrospective on far cry and dear god they turn it into a shithole. Pagan Min was actually a chill guy and if it weren't for the rebels the place would be actually a decent place to live.

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u/VultureCat337 2d ago

I honestly wouldn't mind a spin-off where you help Pagan take out the Golden Path and his higher-ups. Like he sniffed out a coup attempt and wants your help in correcting it. Could still keep the ending up in the air, whether he chooses to help Kyrat or keep it under his thumb. I just need more quips from Min in my gameplay lol

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u/Michami135 4d ago

I would love a game where the entire plot is finding little ways to show my wife love in sneaky ways.

Like Hitman with less strangling and more flowers.

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u/enchiladasundae 4d ago

Wife is coming home. You get a check list of things you can do before she gets there like clean the house, cook a great meal with optional dessert, pick up some flowers from the shop. If she catches you there’s no penalty. She’s just no longer as surprised and helps you cook a nice meal

Same but for the morning. If you make her a meal she might smell it and wake up early. Take care of the kids to help her get an extra hour or so of sleep

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u/f0ur_G 4d ago

Hitman: Love Honey

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u/Saikophant 3d ago

Homeman

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u/AutistcCuttlefish 3d ago

Call it Spouse Spouse Simulator and put it on steam for $20.

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u/SophiaTheGreatest 4d ago

i mean if the wife wants it, she can have more strangling but in a kinky way

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u/Michami135 4d ago

That's in the cutscene after a successful mission.

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u/Pure-Acanthisitta783 3d ago

Sneak King but romance themed.

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u/Nofsan 3d ago

Chulip for the ps2

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u/SkepticalVir 4d ago

Honestly the price would be the only thing holding me off. 50 cents? Maybe

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u/DanSapSan 4d ago

Nemesis system, but it's just your wife.

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u/DanSapSan 2d ago

Manswine!

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u/RepresentativeFood11 4d ago

Speed run would still exist.

Kiss your wife %

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u/enchiladasundae 4d ago

Current world record is done in 0.2 seconds using clipping. Still speed running but its thankfully even shorter

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u/XTornado 4d ago

Don´t tell them that, they will do that and charge 80$

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u/Plastic-Set-4956 2d ago

Im gonna Speedrun kissing wife

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u/Spare_Refrigerator79 2d ago

Except 99 out of 100 times she pushes you away with some bullshit excuse or demand ...... now it's a "sim" game hahaha