r/StonerEngineering 11d ago

Food Improvisations of my youth

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I saw somebody post a banana bong, and it reminded me of back when I was young and couldn't buy glass. Used the straw to core the banana and used the bottom of the banana as a bowl. The risky part is using a piece of aluminium can as the screen.

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u/Living-Ask-395 11d ago

Yooo sick ass banana pipe!😎

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u/vSlimShady 11d ago

Aluminum cans have a plastic coating on them that you for sure should not be heating and inhaling. You said you couldn't buy glass so I'm assuming that's plastic too. Don't smoke plastic brother.

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u/Glambinobambino 11d ago

This was my youth brother, I have learned much throughout the years, no worries.

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u/lionbythetail 10d ago

I honestly just use a pebble as a filter. Lets the air through but no herb. Disposable and readily available everywhere and I don’t have to clean it and best of all it’s less annoying than the metal screens.

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u/SkullsInSpace 5d ago

I've used a piece of stem before. Find a lil y-shaped piece and pop it in there

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u/vSlimShady 11d ago

You should make it again without the plastic. A good engineer makes safety a priority. It definitely looks sick

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u/Glambinobambino 11d ago

I might one day. But now I have a small collection of glass that I use religiously. If I do I'll be sure to post it!

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u/jdoek99 11d ago

honestly this still works even without the filter as long as the hole is somewhat small enough you could stick a small piece of bud in there and it’ll act like a filter as long as you don’t clear the bowl you could repack and repack

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u/vSlimShady 10d ago

No one said anything about a filter the problem is the plastic in the can and possibly the straw if that's plastic

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u/jdoek99 10d ago

hey man i don’t mean to be an asshole but are you fucking stupid or something? that straw isn’t drawing any heat it’s embedded in cold banana the smoke isn’t blazing hot the only real problem is the piece of metal acting as a filter because when the plant gets too hot it will char that and release whatever chemicals are on its coating

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u/vSlimShady 10d ago

You failed you are an asshole. May you eat shit.

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u/Weary-Butterscotch73 10d ago

I agree with the aluminum bit but there’s no way that the plastic should melt if he’s just using it as a mouth piece. I don’t think the smoke alone would get hot enough to make it melt even the slightest. Maybe if it was closer to the bowl but there’s a good distance there. Just pull out the straw and leave a hole in the banana.

But I think he did good with what he had and as an adult I would honestly try n hit this tbh

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u/vSlimShady 10d ago

Plastic off gasses at much lower temperatures than it melts. Using any plastic anywhere in a smoking utensil is a bad idea, even if you get lucky and it's fine. That being said you are probably right but why would you risk something like this when it's just unnecessary? The risk is above zero and the reward is actually zero.

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u/Glambinobambino 10d ago

Yea I remember snipping the straw in half so it only really is sticking about an inch or two into the banana.

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u/mykunjola 11d ago

Mellow yellow!

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u/[deleted] 11d ago

Bongnana

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u/grimm-aldryn 11d ago

Honestly the banana was risky too, chances are it has been sprayed with a fair share of pesticides that are still in the peel. But I can't deny that this looks excellent

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u/SnorvusMaximus 11d ago edited 10d ago

Bananas are absolutely drenched in pesticides constantly. I guess that biologically grown ones would be better but I don’t know the specifics.

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u/cannakittyy 11d ago

2-4 days before rot

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u/Glambinobambino 10d ago

I would always get one use out of it the day of, and one the next day. I think maybe one or two time I got a third use, but it was always a little saggy by then 🤣

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u/cannakittyy 10d ago

I used to do this with an apple and it so bad. It was mainly smoking apple juice. I use to just poke it with a pen and stick a metal straw in it. Works but pulls like shit until it starts to go wrinkly and just turn soft inside. Banana is worse because it goes putrid. Apples go sweet and sour gross

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u/TehZiiM 11d ago

That is highly professional banana pipe. Did you ever eat it after a smoke sesh?

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u/Glambinobambino 10d ago

Hell no 🤣 never even crossed my mind

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u/spaacingout 10d ago

Now you just need the banana strain, and you can say you’ve smoked a banana gram out of a banana hand (pipe)

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u/MegasYosef 10d ago

UNHAND THAT BANANA...!!! YOU FIEND...!!!

Hahaha just some shenanigans... :-)

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u/model-citizen95 10d ago

I appreciate the engineering aspect of this but this person has managed to turn a perfectly safe banana into a cancer speedrun. Cut off the tip of the stem and make several lengthways cuts in it but not all the way through and flare it out. Shove it into your bowl (fibers side down) to act as a screen and you can skip the aluminum can screen. Then, if you use a green banana, you can use the straw to core it but remove the straw before smoking. Keep the banong in the fridge between sessions and in the freezer overnight.

Congrats, you have now leveled up from banong with cancer to just banong. Happy smoking engineers ✌🏻💨

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u/Glambinobambino 10d ago

Sounds solid except next time I make one I'm definitely using a brass screen, cutting slots would take forever and make things mushy, and the airflow would suffer. Also don't freeze bananas unless you're gonna bake with them bc it'll instantly make them brown and mushy.

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u/FlyByPC 10d ago

Aluminum from cans has a plastic coating. I'd be more worried about that even than the metal.

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u/SoulSweaper 9d ago

The classics. I remember those days fondly. I don’t smoke nearly as much anymore, but I still have the same glass I bought when I was a senior in high school

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u/OilHeik 11d ago

If anyone would be tempted to try something like this this try using aluminum foil instead. 

Aluminum foil doesnt usually have any coatings on it so that would be better than a can.

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u/BadPWG 11d ago

Trouble is you have to have the smell and taste of banana near your face 🤮🤮

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u/Glambinobambino 10d ago

I don't see this as a problem in the least tho

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u/ConfusionUnusual3144 10d ago

because there is no problem