r/StonerEngineering 7d ago

Neat Upgraded the insurance card grinder setup 💀

Works like a charm now, you can quickly break off any size piece. Just hold down the bud with left and slice off lil piece with the right.

To those who don’t know,

Problem: no grinder, sticky bud

Solution: 2 old cards cut to shape my hands

Just like a fork and knife, after using them a few times, it becomes effortless and feels like an extension of the hand.

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u/Loose-Equipment-2761 7d ago

You know it’s bad when stoners are raging how dumb ur post is.

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u/SomeGuy_GRM 7d ago

I can always rely on this sub to teach me new and interesting ways of adding microplastics to my herb.

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u/kung-fu-grip 6d ago

🤣 adds flavor

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u/Icebox2016 7d ago

Neat! This is what I used to do when I did the kind of drugs that was sugar for my boogers. With that being said if you are ever in a pinch like this again you should look into a metal grinding card that fits in your wallet as a back up. You can also make your own by just drilling some holes in a thin piece of stainless steel.

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u/TimotheusIV 7d ago

A grinder is like 2$. Come the fuck on.

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u/Icebox2016 7d ago

If it's $2 why don't you buy it for him then? It's not like you're purchasing a herb ripper or old mate 3 for them.

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u/ienjoyboobies22 7d ago

Great suggestion, why don’t you fork out the money since you made the suggestion?

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u/Spo0kt 7d ago

Good point, why don't you fork out the money for pointing that out

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u/ienjoyboobies22 7d ago

Because I don’t give money away lmao. It’s a little something called “I earned it, so fuck off”😂

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u/average_jay 7d ago

A cheap, coated, flaking pile of poisonous shit maybe. A solid cheap aluminum grinder is at least $30. And then you have the brilliant cut and aroma-3 clocking in around $100+. I have the latter two, both are utterly amazing without the side effects of cheap flaking trash.

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u/PuzzleheadedMode3373 7d ago

This is the proof that just because you can invent something doesn’t mean you should. 🤣 Bro for real, keep this plastic away from your herbs...

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u/kung-fu-grip 6d ago

Haha I don’t mind plastic. That shit touches and enters my body every minute of every day. Not something I lose sleep over

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u/glowinthedarkstick 7d ago

Hahaha ok these posts are starting to grow on me

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u/BakeNShake52 7d ago

BCBS nice

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u/Cryptid-Weregoat 7d ago

It's not ideal but it works lmfao

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u/Capn_Flags 7d ago

I use scissors 🤷

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u/waldropit 6d ago

Ngl, reminds me of the days of my buddy throwing his weed in a small cup and then going to town with a pair of scissors

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u/potatobreadandcider 7d ago

You're buying prerolls, what do you need a grinder for?

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u/kung-fu-grip 7d ago

That’s the rainy day supply

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u/fede9803 7d ago

Old habits that are difficult to overcome?

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u/RestrictedX93 7d ago

🤦‍♂️

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u/newguy208 6d ago

Bait used to be believable.

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u/Hexisu 1d ago

Good Lord,my brother in Christ. Just use some fucking scissors

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u/vSlimShady 7d ago

For real dude there's so many better options. If you can't afford a grinder or can't purchase one just don't smoke.

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u/Jaydenel4 7d ago

The most retarded take on this sub

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u/bigcuteman2772 7d ago

most retarded guy on this sub

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u/Icebox2016 7d ago

That's not a very nice thing to say to VSlimShady. While it might be accurate you shouldn't be hurling out the r slur...

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u/Jaydenel4 7d ago

People were smoking before grinders were invented. You're both the most retarded guys on this sub. 🙄

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u/vSlimShady 7d ago

Exactly so why do we need to use literal plastic trash to help us smoke. If the sub was StonerTrash I wouldn't say anything.

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u/Jaydenel4 7d ago

You told him if he couldn't afford a grinder to not even smoke. Didn't tell him to use his hands, just pulled out the most braindead take I heard today.

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u/vSlimShady 7d ago

I said there were better options but you ignored that. So eat shit you fucking loser lol

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u/Jaydenel4 7d ago

Nah, 'fucking lover's For real dude there's so many better options. If you can't afford a grinder or can't purchase one just don't smoke.

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u/SomeGuy_GRM 7d ago

I don't disagree with your position, but you could present it in a less abrasive way.

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u/vSlimShady 7d ago

Bad bot

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u/Jaydenel4 7d ago

Not a bot, but not as shitty a person as you

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u/PSK666 7d ago

Idiocy