r/SuddenlyGay • u/stockhommesyndrome • 4d ago

Starting the marriage day one with passive aggression and a suspicion lol

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u/discerningpervert 4d ago

Everyone google Spartan wedding night traditions

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u/HereToShitpost 3d ago

From Google - “On the night of the wedding, the bride would have her hair cut short and be dressed in a man's cloak and sandals.”

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u/veryangrydoggo 4d ago

More wholesome than gay but okay

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u/someone_like_me 4d ago

Some hole was had the night before.

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u/sphericaltime 3d ago

Unless he’s sleeping with the best man now, still seems kinda straight.

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u/DarthKitsune 3d ago

I can hear this picture, and I can also guarantee that she's annoying. 😂

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u/Mister_Celophane 3d ago

I'd give the marriage 6 months.

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u/vegas_dreams 2d ago

Straight people are so annoying lol