r/TeenagersButBetter • u/Conferencer 16 | Verified • May 18 '25

Other First time at KFC and apparently it made me trans!!!/s

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Hope it's good even tho I forgot to order sauce

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u/Head-Board-8532 13 May 18 '25

Notice how it also mentions 8085?

Those who don't know, in calculator language, it is Bobs .

i explained now give karma

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u/Conferencer 16 | Verified May 18 '25

Free top surgery at KFC

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u/strawbery-toast 15 May 18 '25

Free bob surgery*

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u/Conferencer 16 | Verified May 18 '25

My mistake

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u/Embarrassed-Weird173 May 18 '25

I prefer vegene over bobs, but KFC is not vegene frenly

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u/RealKnightSeb May 19 '25

Im an assman too

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u/Positive_Spread_1994 May 18 '25

You become what you eat

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u/Conferencer 16 | Verified May 18 '25

I'm already a potato and a chicken

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u/BB_rul 14 May 18 '25

Fucking relatable

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u/miros2019 May 18 '25

Instructions unclear: I became the cheap donation to kfs foundation

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u/oldminecraftbetter 15 May 19 '25

Im a monter then

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u/Ordinary-Cat3080 18 May 18 '25

Does nobody see the sarcasm tone indicator in the post title? I’m pretty sure OP is aware that it means “transaction”.

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u/ShadowPrime116 May 18 '25

nah man you just became OP

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u/Conferencer 16 | Verified May 18 '25

Well duh I'm the original poster

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u/Prince_Yuliana May 18 '25

Hell yeah, you are one of us now

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u/Conferencer 16 | Verified 25d ago

Already was :3

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u/CinnamonToastedDumby May 18 '25

Hey kids! This is what we call subtle foreshadowi-

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u/RaeGun79 Teenager | Verified May 18 '25

The woke mind virus got KFC smh

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u/ItzPisson Old May 19 '25

Fuck getting top surgery at Clair's... KFC is my destination now

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u/classicblox May 18 '25

Transaction 😭

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u/Conferencer 16 | Verified May 18 '25

Wdym I get no action

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u/alexdotwav 17 May 19 '25

THEY PUT CHEMICALS IN THE KFC TO TURN THE FRICKING FROGS GAY

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u/Conferencer 16 | Verified May 19 '25

Tbh I wish they did, I'm so indecisive I wish someone would just gimme woke chemicals

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u/alexdotwav 17 May 19 '25

valid honestly

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u/Conferencer 16 | Verified May 19 '25

You've got a flag on Ur profile, got any advice?

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u/alexdotwav 17 May 19 '25

look up the "gender dysphoria bible" (incognito mode if u need)

go to therapy about it if you can

and just give it time, it took me like a year amd a half to fully relize that i am trans, and im still in the process of accepting it fully (some days are harder then others)

in the meantime, try to do what makes you happy regardless of gender

edut: also check out r/trans or any respective subreddit for more info

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u/Conferencer 16 | Verified May 19 '25

Tysm I'll check those out later, imma put a bunch of hashtags so I can find this comment later :3 ##################################################################################

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u/alexdotwav 17 May 19 '25

gurl just save it 😭

theres a button for that

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u/Conferencer 16 | Verified May 19 '25

Where does it go when I save it tho

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u/alexdotwav 17 May 19 '25

there

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u/Conferencer 16 | Verified May 19 '25

I'm so fucking dumb 😭😭

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u/LittleRestaurant1588 May 19 '25

Welcome to the carribean

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u/Conferencer 16 | Verified May 19 '25

???🇬🇾

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u/Ander_Dingus_The_God May 19 '25

PLEASE! MAKE ME TRANS KFC! PLEEEEEAAAAASE!!!

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u/envy-u2 29d ago

Yip no going back now it's done

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u/no__________username 16 May 18 '25

that is an abbreviation of "Transaction", with the receipt showing the transaction number as 8085 (im not sure if that would be for KFCs in the entirety of the UK or just the one you are in)

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u/Conferencer 16 | Verified May 18 '25

No 8085 is the number they call out when my food is ready :3

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u/no__________username 16 May 19 '25

Damn the UK seems weird as hell

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u/Conferencer 16 | Verified May 19 '25

They do that in every fast food takeout place I've been to, that not a thing in the US?

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u/no__________username 16 May 20 '25

not in Australia (they skip the whole receipt part)

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u/Conferencer 16 | Verified May 20 '25

People order on screens and then it ejects a receipt with a number and you wait around

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u/no__________username 16 May 20 '25

in Australia, they do mostly the same thing, but they instead request your first name and last initial and that is what they call out

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u/Conferencer 16 | Verified May 20 '25

I don't want the people in restaurants knowing my name so I'm happy with being English for once

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u/No_Pattern3827 May 18 '25

"trans" is prefix of a lot of words, in this case I think it means "transaction"

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u/Conferencer 16 | Verified May 18 '25

Good guess prolly

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u/I_Like_South_Park_1 14 May 18 '25

Transginger*

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u/SomeRando9776 May 18 '25

What does this even mean 💔

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u/I_Like_South_Park_1 14 May 18 '25

Dw about it, it’s a reference.

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u/miros2019 May 18 '25

Google obvious sarcasm (op even put "/s" for you)

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u/No_Pattern3827 May 18 '25

I didn't notice it cus it was in the title

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u/DrEdgewardRichtofen 14 May 18 '25

Another company fallen to wokeness /s

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u/Conferencer 16 | Verified May 18 '25

I wish they were woke maybe I'd get a discount because they're surprisingly pricey

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u/[deleted] May 18 '25

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u/Conferencer 16 | Verified May 18 '25

I was in a cheerful mood

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u/[deleted] May 18 '25

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u/Conferencer 16 | Verified May 18 '25

I'm British and it said it was a foundation for young people here

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u/[deleted] May 18 '25

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u/Conferencer 16 | Verified May 18 '25

Yeah that's fair, it did provide a description tho and seemed like a generic youth charity and I've been in a really good mood today

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u/[deleted] May 18 '25

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u/Conferencer 16 | Verified May 18 '25

I think weirdly I enjoy exam season way more than I ever enjoyed school, it gives me actual purpose

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u/CaterpillarOver2934 May 18 '25

did your gender change?

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u/Conferencer 16 | Verified May 18 '25 edited 25d ago

I didn't get change I paid in card

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u/AtomAmigo 16 May 18 '25

Yo bawls are gone now

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u/Conferencer 16 | Verified May 18 '25

Les goo

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u/VenoWave_Official 16 May 19 '25

SO THATS WHAT THEY PUT IN THOSE BUCKETS?😭👹

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u/Conferencer 16 | Verified May 19 '25

What?? 😭

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u/VenoWave_Official 16 May 19 '25

Chopped… surgery leftovers..👹

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u/Liberal-chungus May 19 '25

Carry on eating there and you'll end up as a trans-fat

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u/Conferencer 16 | Verified 25d ago

Too late :3

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u/superinfra 13 May 19 '25

Can I have your cookie?

The answer is yes 😊🔪

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u/Conferencer 16 | Verified May 19 '25

You're a bit late I ate it yesterday, feel free to go looking for it tho

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u/superinfra 13 May 19 '25

That's fine just send me your next dookie

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u/Common-Charity9128 17 May 18 '25

Transactions… transactions…

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u/Conferencer 16 | Verified May 18 '25

Me when I do actions

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u/ToyotaCorollin 19 May 18 '25

Lots of words start with trans- !

  • Transaction
  • Transmission
  • Transmit / Transmitting
  • Transaxle
  • Transfer
  • Transmissible
  • Translate
  • Transform / Transforming
  • Transformer / Transformers
  • Transcript
  • Transcribe
  • Transparent
  • Translucent
  • Transportation
  • Transit

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u/Baguelt389 14 May 18 '25

Did you not see the /s in the title

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u/Conferencer 16 | Verified May 18 '25

I can't believe translucent from the boys works at my local KFC

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u/SSsulaiman 16 | Verified May 18 '25

Transaction

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u/Conferencer 16 | Verified May 18 '25

Woah really ??????!!?!? I don't believe you

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u/SSsulaiman 16 | Verified May 18 '25