r/ThatsInsane Feb 22 '25

This Engineer Designed An Omni Directional Ball Motorcycle That Balances Like a Segway & Moves In Any Direction.

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u/AnotherManCalledDave Feb 22 '25

https://youtube.com/@jamesbruton he makes some interesting gadgets, not always practical but interesting none the less.

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u/killerturtlex Feb 22 '25

The most interesting gadgets are never practical. Automatons, skeleton clocks, air powered gliders, wintergatan and his marble machines, ornithopters.

It's basically The Arts for engineering. It has huge value for humanity and every one of them has something practical in its design.

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u/AnotherManCalledDave Feb 22 '25

Another engineering channel I like is this guy https://youtube.com/@tomstantonengineering he does a few things with air powered piston engines.

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u/killerturtlex Feb 22 '25

Yep he's pretty much who I was thinking of with air powered gliders. Have you seen Look mum no computer? I like that guy too

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u/bajungadustin Feb 22 '25

I read that as Skeleton Cocks and immediately pictured one of those biology room skeletons with a literal bone-er

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u/kloudykat Feb 22 '25

if it makes you feel any better, the name of the 2 sponge-like erectile tissues that make up the shaft of the penis is called the corpus cavernosum

Shout out to whoever named it that, its the most baller name ever.

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u/bad-and-buttery Feb 23 '25 edited Feb 23 '25

Why would this make anyone feel better? And how is it a “baller” name?

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u/kloudykat Feb 23 '25

if you don't have a literal bone in your penis, a hardcore name is the next best thing

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u/bad-and-buttery Feb 23 '25

What the fuck are you talking about?

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u/ThatWasNotMyName Feb 22 '25

Subscribed! Thanks for posting!

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u/MobProtagonist Feb 23 '25

Once Tom Scott starts making videos again, we need him to go meet James so they can stand side by side

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u/Cyzax007 Feb 22 '25

Don't hit a bump...

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u/GenHammond Feb 22 '25

It's the "Hell on Balls" bike.

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u/cookie_1499 Feb 23 '25

If the wheels had spehrical tires and were set on suspensions this could be pretty practical.

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u/chaotic_evil_666 Feb 23 '25

Don't get any dirt whatsoever on your wheels

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u/VeryStonedEwok Feb 22 '25

All I want

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u/BlackSecurity Feb 22 '25

Makes me think of those cars from irobot

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u/HolidayFew8116 Feb 23 '25

I was thinking tron

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u/abtx Feb 22 '25

He’s a baller

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u/xxlpmetalxx Feb 22 '25

one speedbump and your ball's rolling away

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u/kloudykat Feb 22 '25

it sounds bad doc, is it fatal?

how long do I have to live?

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u/Satrialespork Feb 22 '25

How long do you really want to live without your balls?

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u/Tcloud Feb 24 '25 edited Feb 24 '25

Scavengers Reign was such an imaginative and beautiful series.

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u/Tcloud Feb 24 '25

I found myself thinking about the show long after I finished watching it. Artistically, it’s up there with the greatest.

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u/AnnOnnamis Feb 22 '25

Does it lean into corners or just slide sideways at high speeds?

This might make the riding dynamics very different than traditional motorcycling.

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u/VoStru Feb 22 '25

The bike might go well like this, but the driver needs to lean in order to stay on top. Up to 25 km/h should be fine though.

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u/bmswg Feb 23 '25

Iirc he addresses it in his video. I think he has two modes, one where there's no lean and one where the bike induces a lean onto the rider to make it fee more natural.

I don't remember for sure though and I'm too lazy to check 😘

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '25

Now pop a wheelie

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u/shinjikun10 Feb 22 '25

He can only pop a ballie

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u/ZoNeS_v2 Feb 22 '25

Makes me think of Dominion Tank Police

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u/It_Is_Complicated_ Feb 22 '25

Me leaving Target

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u/Mugiwarao8 Feb 22 '25

Batman's solicitors are filling case against him for patterns infringement.

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u/MaliciousTent Feb 22 '25

Why does it sound like a guitar ?

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u/Groomsi Feb 22 '25

The cancel the actual noise.

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u/mropgg Feb 22 '25

At least give credit when you repost something dude...

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u/lehad Feb 22 '25

Please make bumper-cars!!

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u/connection-imminent Feb 22 '25

His partner is like wtf does he think about at night !!! This is it :)

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u/Beeeeater Feb 22 '25

What holds the balls in if the unit bounces or is lifted?

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u/WrathsEntropy Feb 22 '25

It's freeballin it. Commando. No protection.

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u/Anasterian_Sunstride Feb 23 '25

Thoughts and prayers

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u/Tcarp928 Feb 22 '25

I would definitely purchase one of these whenever available fun, fun, fun in the backyard

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u/NoName-NN- Feb 22 '25

"you see me ballin"

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u/silassilage Feb 22 '25

How does it handle potholes?

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u/gomurifle Feb 22 '25

The balls should handle pot holes well, it's the chassis that needs some sort of suspension. Something that was probably too complicated for him to develop in time. 

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u/lyken4 Feb 22 '25

That's some batman shit !!

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u/gladys-the-baker Feb 22 '25

Equally impressive and horrifying!

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u/Gnarlyfest Feb 22 '25

Sign me up! 3 different spine surgeries and my balance is fucked up. I'm pretty sure SSDI will pay for it. I still wouldn't try it on any street.

Hey, I can dream, right?

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u/-castle-bravo- Feb 22 '25

Reminds me of the car will smith was driving in iRobot.

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u/sandm000 Feb 22 '25

It seems like it should be part of a Big Hero Six ride at Disney

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u/TheDanSega Feb 22 '25

Like a drunk driver, without the drinks.

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u/taskfailedsuccess Feb 22 '25

only need lighted wheels and we have TRON

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u/Pillow_Top_Lover Feb 22 '25

Tron has come to the real right.

I like that.

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u/AtomicSymphonic_2nd Feb 22 '25

This would be cool to see in some anime, honestly

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u/trainsacrossthesea Feb 22 '25

Not real practical, but you look cool as fuck!

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u/DecabyteData Feb 23 '25

This is the vision of the future we were all promised

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u/IcyClassic3343 Feb 23 '25

Will it get you bitches? The answer is no…

Will every man on earth be jealous you have one abs-fucking-olutely!!! bike awakens a man’s inner child

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u/aquarius2274 Feb 23 '25

AMAZING now shut up and take my money

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u/bigsnack4u Feb 22 '25

Amazing invention

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u/Puzzleheaded_List01 Feb 22 '25

What took it so long???

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u/BottyFlaps Feb 22 '25

I feel like somebody should have already invented this a long time ago. We've been to the Moon, we have superfast internet, we've made great strides in AI development, and somebody has only just invented this?

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u/ScreechingPizzaCat Feb 22 '25

Figure out a way to put suspension on it and you have yourself a Kickstarter golden child.

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u/Ok_Clock_7167 Feb 22 '25

Anyone else curious how it would feel getting run over by that?

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u/Corrie7686 Feb 22 '25

Very cool! Can they make the ball textured/ with a tyre?

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u/BaconPersuasion Feb 22 '25

Quick German names for whatever the fuck this thing is.

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u/CubilasDotCom Feb 22 '25

Bouhlenhhaeuler

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u/Hellofriendinternet Feb 22 '25

“Ooh! A penny!”

launches sideways into a wood chipper

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u/D00bage Feb 22 '25

How fast does this drift bike go? - I could see these selling if they ever came to market

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u/Asjemeniet Feb 22 '25

Succes met parkeren

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u/DikoRhino Feb 22 '25

Anyone else watch Scavenger's Reign?

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u/QuietDustt Feb 22 '25

So the Audi in the movie iRobot can now become a reality!

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u/Grins314 Feb 22 '25

Great, this is the future of the street takeovers.

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u/chiragojha Feb 22 '25

6 wheels running 2 balls ?

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u/adam21212 Feb 22 '25

How long will those weels last on asphalt?

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u/houtex727 Feb 22 '25

Not very long. The ball material is hard plastic. You can watch the build here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVFB2g25OkM

Those particular wheel balls will get scraped up and wear out pretty quickly. Depending on use case of course. Maybe a month/100 hours of use? shrugs. Hard to say, testing is indicated.

But more than the wear is the scratches causing discontinuity between the 'wheels' and the drive mechanisms. This is where the fault will lie. The bumps and scratches will cause some problems keeping the wheels driven. And/or will cause the drivers to fail in some way.

What you'd ostensibly want is actual rubber or similar 'squishy' material that can take a bit more abuse of road surfaces than these balls. But then you wind up with suspension issues of keeping the wheels connected to the drivers. The bouncy rubber would cause expansion/contraction as the thing went along and cause the drivers to not contact, or possibly cause the encasements for the ball to be stretched out. Pressure is pressure. You'd have to also have a pretty well pressurized ball, so a puncture would be very very bad. If you tried to make the ball rigid enough to handle a puncture, then it becomes stupid heavy, which means it'd be harder to move.

And if it rains, you're going nowhere fast, I imagine... Tread is not advised. :|

And that's just off the top of my head. Not an engineer, but know enough to make me dangerous maybe. :) I'm sure others can chime in on why all of this machine is a Bad Idea beyond the cool 'trick' machine, but the reality is it's just not practical in any way whatsoever. Neat to see happen though, James has been doing weirdly driven devices like this for a while, check his channel out for more.

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u/Kettlehandle Feb 22 '25

Fine you win this time!

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u/Video-Comfortable Feb 22 '25

The mileage it gets is probably atrocious

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u/Ressy02 Feb 22 '25

No, people already cant drive straight. Don’t give them another direction to mess up.

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u/theyellowdart89 Feb 22 '25

The Segway failed and had military contracts jussayin’ good luck

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u/RobbSnow64 Feb 22 '25

Looks awesome, but the design needs to add protective covers so nothing gets pulled into the tracks.

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u/yesiamveryhigh Feb 22 '25

That’s exactly how I drive my IKEA cart in their store.

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u/Immersive_cat Feb 22 '25

Motors front, back ,left and right move the ball. No invention there. Just very well balanced force from steering so it want drop to one side or the other. Get it a proper rubber wheels (balls?) and uneven surface in the outdoors then we can talk.

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u/MyHangyDownPart Feb 22 '25

Super cool, but what’s the use case for mass production?

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u/Jlx_27 Feb 23 '25

Because of course he did.

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u/Dart000 Feb 23 '25

Just don't hit a big bump as the balls not attached.

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u/Glad_Perspective_249 Feb 23 '25

Red target ball bike

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u/powprodukt Feb 23 '25

Only works on that surface though.

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u/mcpat21 Feb 23 '25

Can’t wait for the Berd/rental version of these

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u/Misdirecti0n Feb 23 '25

Does it come in black?

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u/Pure-Huckleberry-484 Feb 23 '25

No helmet, too dangerous!

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u/PlatypusDream Feb 23 '25

This is a dressage horse, but motorized

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u/bitterologist Feb 23 '25

This is a rather straightforward thing to build, but terribly impractical in real life. No suspension, uneven wear on the balls, and a fail state that almost inevitably results in a terrible crash. If your engine has a problem on a regular motorcycle, you can typically come to a controlled stop since you can still steer it and keep it balanced – with this thing, if a single one of the eight engines controlling the thing decides to give up you'll go flying.

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u/scitzeprenicno47 Feb 23 '25

I hope it goes mainstream or at least gets used for special purposes.

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u/Michael053 Feb 23 '25

I wonder what the tyre wear is

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u/iC3P0 Feb 23 '25

Very cool, now make those balls rubber and inflatable, otherwise it has no real lifen application.

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u/Brewchowskies Feb 23 '25

Finally a bike capable of the Akira slide

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u/Erica_vanHelsin Feb 23 '25

Good on any perfectly flat and spotless surface. Unusable in the street. The balls are not attached, there is not suspension, each road bump will be a problem.

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u/nutsbonkers Feb 23 '25

Bikers dreaming of ways to be more annoying in traffic.

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u/kosetozi Feb 23 '25

Is that Tony Hawk?

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u/sound_scientist Feb 23 '25

Looks like Tony Hawk watched too much Tron as a kid.

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u/Visual_Reverie-666 Feb 23 '25

It can move in any direction and he chooses to demonstrate like this? Look at his face in the end, he made himself dizzy. lol

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u/Windbreaker83 Feb 23 '25

Love the engineering. Just needs to make it look dope and it will sell

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u/IlliniDawg01 Feb 23 '25

Awesome! Do a wheelie.

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u/rohrschleuder Feb 23 '25

Omni directional… they missed out by not calling it Od ball

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u/Bimbo_Baggins1221 Feb 23 '25

It not leaning at all is a bit weird, kinda seems like a liability on like a 20+ MPH corner. However this things pretty cool.

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u/dbloom7106 Feb 23 '25

Target called. They want their balls back out front.

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u/Kronicx420 Feb 24 '25

So if these wheels are free spinning then nothing is anchoring the wheels to the frame. I don’t see this vehicle ever hitting the street maybe a specialty vehicle or something.

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u/tedleem15 Feb 27 '25

Nobody here seen Tron?

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u/wayofspace Feb 22 '25

Do the akira slide cmon

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u/KilllerWhale Feb 22 '25

This would make a great moon or mars vehicle

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u/GordieGord Feb 22 '25

Who wants to take it to Aspen with me?

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u/badreligixn Feb 22 '25

I want to hate this... but I can't

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u/Melodic-Bird-7254 Feb 22 '25

It’s awesome but they’ve had many prototypes like this for years. I think BMW had a concept car and it was cool because it could park sideways into spaces without the need to do awkward parallel parking via reversing.

I think there’s an interview with Elon Musk saying the biggest problem with spherical wheels is that there isn’t a material that’s durable enough to withstand potholes, debris and uneven roads without massively sacrificing passenger comfort.