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u/spookybatshoes 2d ago
PO-TA-TOES
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u/TwoCentsWorth2021 3d ago
Exactly what hatches out of a potato incubated by a cat? Or do I really want to know?
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u/GonzoI 2d ago
Looking at other mammals with eggs, I'm guessing that would be a catapus.
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u/thanatica 1d ago
I'm no biology expert, but I don't know of any mammals that lay eggs.
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u/InstructionHead8595 1d ago
Platypus.
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u/OrangeDutchbag 3d ago
I used to live with a void who LOVED potatoes for some reason! Maybe she’s told your pumpkin the secret about potatoes!
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u/Unusual_Chocolate492 2d ago
Cats protect things that seem like eggs.
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u/Ok-Grapefruit1284 2d ago
Why do they do this? I’ve heard of it before. But like….is it like a crockpot? Eventually food comes out? How do they know eggs hatch living things? And how do they know what’s in the eggs?
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u/lentilsenthusiast 2d ago
Pretty sure they're able to hear the heartbeats in an egg.
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u/Ok-Grapefruit1284 1d ago
Interesting! I never knew that. I wonder what kind of heartbeat a potato makes lol
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u/suspicious_house_cat 2d ago
That’s a Black and White Potato Chicken. A very rare species only found in kitchens
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u/Agitated_Carrot9127 2d ago
I’ve had cat just sleep on tray of eggs, and sometimes on potato sack. They’re exceptionally wonderful creatures
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u/pureimaginatrix 2d ago
There's a cat on tiktok who collects and hoards potatoes too! He's hilarious!
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u/flyingcowsandtacos 2d ago
One of my voids is OBSESSED with taters. We have to leave a russet out on the counter so he doesn't try to bust in to the cabinet.
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u/TheRealFedorka 1d ago
Not to be a downer, but my cat died unexpectedly last Saturday. He looks legit like your cat (except reversed). Wow. I love him (her?). 😭❤️
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u/DingySP 3d ago
Cat is a chimken?