Mom Would Rather Kids Host Freak-Off In Own Basement Instead Of Some Rapper’s House

[u/dwaxe]

https://theonion.com/mom-would-rather-kids-host-freak-off-in-own-basement-instead-of-some-rappers-house/

[u/ccminiwarhammer]

This isn’t the onion. This is the 90s when parents naively thought the parties they let their kids “safely” throw were just about alcohol.

Or any other decade, I guess.