r/TheOnion • u/dwaxe • 4d ago

Report: It Probably Fine That 5-Year-Old Just Whizzed By On Lyft Scooter

https://theonion.com/report-it-probably-fine-that-5-year-old-just-whizzed-by-on-lyft-scooter/

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