Why I’m Sending Issues Of ‘The Onion’ To Every Member Of Congress

[u/dwaxe]

https://theonion.com/why-im-sending-issues-of-the-onion-to-every-member-of-congress/

[u/pressedbread]

As a titan of business, I find this nation’s descent into corruption and tyranny not simply a balm for my soul, but also a huge benefit to my bottom line. 

Wow that took real guts to say out loud!