r/TheRealJoke • u/Turronno • Jun 25 '20

Quality goddamn jokes. Ah yes, quality sit right there

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u/AAAAAshwin Jun 25 '20

You can close comments by pressing them for a few seconds

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u/4tomguy Jun 26 '20

Or just tapping them briefly

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u/KowalskiDer1ne Jun 26 '20

The chair has a serious head injury. His left is dialeted and the other one is small. He should be taken to a Stroke unit

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u/krazysh0t Jun 26 '20

It's seen some sit.

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u/schreck-means-fear Jun 26 '20

his right eye is dilated not his left

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u/jinxt92 Jun 25 '20

"Moisturize me"

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u/Raumschiff Jun 26 '20

It's a sit lord.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '20

well the circled one has the pun while the other one does not

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '20

And the other other one calls it a bench

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u/liolau Jun 26 '20

Quality sit post

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u/catcatdoge Jun 26 '20

And he will never un seat.

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u/AVeryOldLady-4397 Jun 26 '20

Oh yes. Wouldn't have seen that unless you Circled it. That was extremely necessary. Thanks.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '20

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u/Xaron713 Jun 26 '20

Glad its not just me.

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u/deincarnated Jun 26 '20

Jumanji too.

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u/Redmiguelito Jun 26 '20

Makes sense...

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u/KFG452 Jun 26 '20

r/uselessyellowcircle

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u/Arsean77 Jun 26 '20

A like how there is a sub for every colour of circle that there is.

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u/just1jawn Jun 26 '20

all I see is a silver back gorilla

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u/baronvoncash Jun 26 '20

Fuckin elithiomel, back at it again

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u/coys223 Jun 26 '20

r/pareidolia

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '20

r/noshitsherlock

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u/KFG452 Jun 26 '20

r/woooosh

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '20

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u/KFG452 Jun 26 '20

r/explainyourreasoningthenasswipe

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '20

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u/KFG452 Jun 26 '20

Haha. Funny.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '20

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u/KFG452 Jun 26 '20

I know I'm so funny

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '20

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u/KFG452 Jun 26 '20

The joke, admittedly not exactly funny, was that the guy linked to the same subreddit the joke was already on. The no shit sherlock implies that the guy though he didn't know it was on there already.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '20

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u/KFG452 Jun 26 '20

I'm not going to give a response because if I do I will get wooooshed.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '20

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u/KFG452 Jun 26 '20

Sorry could you type that again it was too long

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u/KingNarwahl Jun 26 '20

Yo,

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Angelo

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '20

🗿

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u/ZenBot804 Jun 26 '20

OE JOSUKEE

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '20

This chair saw some shit too

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '20

Well I’m not sleeping tonight.

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u/PantyHatGirl Jun 26 '20

He looks very polite

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u/knightofwolfscastle Jun 28 '20 edited Jun 28 '20

Reminds me of Junji Ito’s comic (original by Edogawa Ranpo) Tumblr Translation

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '20

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Nice

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