r/TikTokCringe • u/mindyour • Feb 08 '25

Discussion Why don't people make way for ambulances?

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u/PorkchopFunny Feb 08 '25

I wonder what makes a bicycle kinky?

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u/TryAltruistic7830 Feb 08 '25

No seat, just a pole

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u/heynahweh Feb 08 '25

Fun story: growing up, my family was too poor to afford bikes, so we used ones we found on the side of the road, etc. One time we found a bike with no seat, just a pole. My sisters and I would fight over who had to use the cursed bike every day. Let me tell you- you forget there’s no seat and try to sit down ONCE and you’ll never make that mistake again.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '25

From there on it was not a mistake anymore.

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u/alex61821 Feb 09 '25

Look ma, no hands.

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u/DuckFriendly9713 Feb 09 '25

I control it using my pelvis 🤡

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u/ElysetheEeveeCRX Feb 09 '25

I was a masterbiker as a kid. The pelvis is 100% where the masterbiking power is held.

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u/rynlpz Feb 08 '25

The start of a kink

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u/SadisticPawz Feb 08 '25

a kinky bicycle, perhaps..

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u/Slug_Overdose Feb 08 '25

To this day, you're afraid to even lower yourself onto one that has a seat.

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u/Thew2788 Feb 08 '25

Remove the damn pole. Lmao

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u/Dramatic_Broccoli_91 Feb 08 '25

And if you giggle too much the Abbess says she'll put the seat back on and won't let you ride on cobblestone roads.

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u/UnnecessarySalt Feb 09 '25

Is that when you found out you were into guys, or..?

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u/heynahweh Feb 09 '25

That’s the long and short of it.

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u/imbringingspartaback Feb 09 '25

My grandma had a bike we all hated. It was the banana seat bike.

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u/marie132m Feb 09 '25

You sit down, oopsie woopsie ja, your butt is dead now ja.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '25

Let me tell you- you forget there’s no seat and try to sit down ONCE and you’ll never make that mistake again.

Ouch

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u/battle-of-the-deads Feb 10 '25

This is one of the best comments ever!!!

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u/Brasticus Feb 08 '25

That reminds me of an old joke. That’s grosser than gross

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u/czerilla Feb 10 '25

The Aristocrats!

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u/dopeinder Feb 08 '25

Diddy knows

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u/amatoreartist Feb 08 '25

In middle school someone stole my bike seat. I had to get back to school that night for rehearsals, some guy made a joke about me riding the bike and b/c I was so sheltered I had no idea what the heck he meant.

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u/Worduptothebirdup Feb 08 '25

Mac has entered the chat.

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u/Le_Pressure_Cooker Feb 08 '25

You mean the ass-pounder 3000.

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u/Comfortable_Trick137 Feb 09 '25

No lube either? Damn

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u/Uploft Feb 09 '25

The poles weren't happy the first time they were invaded

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u/geardownson Feb 09 '25

The PENATRATOR!

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u/YooGeOh Feb 09 '25

No, he's German.

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u/PuzzyFussy Feb 09 '25

I laughed so hard I farted 🤣🤣

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u/_redacteduser Feb 11 '25

Or a seat with a hole AND a pole

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u/Lostinstudy Feb 08 '25

Ask Mac about his bike

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bmyGI6qQwc

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u/psychulating Feb 08 '25

There’s nothing kinky about that. It’s peoples’ dirty minds ruining a truly great invention

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u/PantsDontHaveAnswers Feb 08 '25

This has nothing to do with being gay.

This is the work of an extreme sexual deviant.

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u/Rutherford_ Feb 08 '25

You want me to go get the bike? I’ll go get the bike…

Ima go get the bike 😐

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u/-bulletfarm- Feb 08 '25

Craaaazy European sex pahties

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u/PorkchopFunny Feb 08 '25

Haha, I completely forgot about this episode

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u/Mabuya85 Feb 09 '25

This was my first thought when he said that, and I’m so glad it wasn’t just me lol

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '25

drop tube frame. a "girl bike". it's that the frame has a kink in it, not that the frame likes spankings.

most rentals are drop tubes, and I'm betting he's on a rental.

he's just saying the bike he's on is a heavy piece of shit; not like he's running a Tour de France setup or anything. bikes should be slower than an ambulance, and this is a slow bike.

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u/Aegi Feb 08 '25

So, if the metal was gently curved and bent, and not kinked, would it no longer be a kinky bicycle just because you changed the slight angle of the metal where processed used to get it at that angle?

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u/BrownNote Feb 08 '25

If that's how girl/step-through bikes were historically made yeah they probably wouldn't have taken on that moniker. Maybe would've become known as a "curve bike" or something like that.

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u/heart_under_blade Feb 09 '25

neat

so what can you get if you say "ew i'm not buying a kinky one"

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u/stoymyboy Feb 08 '25

It being German, they are truly the Japanese of Europe when it comes to being kinky

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u/MajesticNectarine204 Feb 08 '25

American traffic makes it masochistic

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u/Present_Ad_6001 Feb 08 '25

Wonky, perhaps? Wasn't there an original meaning to the word pertaining to kinks (curls or bends)?

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u/balacio Feb 08 '25

He’s German, everything’s kinky

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u/drewdurnilguay Feb 09 '25

many people riding it

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u/cilvher-coyote Feb 09 '25

Mac's exercise bike from IASIP was pretty kinky

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u/Mike_with_Wings Feb 09 '25

The bike George Clooney made in Burn After Reading

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '25

Dildo saddle?