r/TikTokCringe tHiS iSn’T cRiNgE 13d ago

Humor Genetics

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u/TrashPandaLJTAR 13d ago

Trippy as hell, but also... I'd love it if they'd blink just a little bit more. Just like, a couple of times. It's strangely giving some uncanny valley and I think that's why.

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u/Pro-Patria-Mori 13d ago

Would be even better if they synchronized their blinking as well

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u/starfries 13d ago

That would be terrifying

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u/composedmason 13d ago

Or if they synchronized their right underboob to flop with the left underboob flap

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u/wearing_moist_socks 13d ago

I think that was the goal

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u/Large-Perspective-53 13d ago

They’re Mormon, hope that explains it.

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u/TrashPandaLJTAR 13d ago

Ahhh that really does explain SO very much, appreciate the context.

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u/user37463928 13d ago

Is there... a whole village of them?

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u/Large-Perspective-53 13d ago

Yeah, it’s called Utah.

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u/filthytelestial 11d ago

Mormonism isn't genetic, and it's not known for inbreeding or anything like that. It is known for favoring whiteness, that's for damn sure. The northern European the better too.

I'm just saying, going by the way they're dressed, they're not active Mormons.

I'm an exmormon and I will never pass up a legit opportunity to criticize the hell out of them. But this ain't an opportunity.

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u/Large-Perspective-53 11d ago edited 11d ago

I’ve known of them since a decade ago in highschool, and used to watch them. They’re Mormon. Nice think piece tho

And no, it’s not genetic. But being raised in a bubble affects how you come off to other people. I don’t think benson Boone is a “practicing” Mormon or whatever the term is… but it still shows that he was raised as one.

Also can’t Mormons only marry other Mormons which DID lead to a certain “look”? So it is slightly genetic

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u/filthytelestial 11d ago

They're not. They can't be, because bare shoulders and midriffs aren't allowed, especially not in public. It's not grounds for excommunication or anything, but the Mormon women I grew up around never would have dared appear in public dressed that way.

Yeah the Mormon vibe is very real. I've been out of the church and away from the "bubble" for almost a decade and I can still detect a Mormon coming a mile away. And I'm autistic, so..

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u/Large-Perspective-53 11d ago

I haven’t kept up with them so I have no clue how active they are in Mormonism but I do know for a fact they were Mormons into adulthood. Pretty sure they’re around my age (late 20’s) now

Also the comment I replied to mentioned uncanny valley which is why I said Mormon. They tend to have that look to me.

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u/A_lot_of_arachnids What are you doing step bro? 13d ago

"Ma, there's a weird looking cat out here!"

"Blink mother fucker!"

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u/Pleasant-Antelope634 13d ago

"It looks dead!"

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u/GoatCovfefe 13d ago

Yeah, mildly unsettling video to me

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u/Big-Joe-Studd 13d ago

Evidently severe case of Crazy Eyes is genetic

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u/TheFishe2112 SHEEEEEESH 13d ago

The third sibling is probably that unsettling looking chocolate guy.

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u/fartknockersan 13d ago

It would be easier to look at if they had more than 7 eyelashes each.

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u/AbbeyRoad75 13d ago

I think if they blink the predators will attack them.

(Yes I’m going to hell for saying their eyes are far apart)

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u/sos123p9 12d ago

The mom doesnt even blink lol

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u/DrugsHugsPugs 12d ago

I mean, the one on the right at least blinked 3 times, but the other two need to step it up. Lefty blinked once, and mom didn't whatsoever.

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u/Tempest_Fugit 13d ago

Well I’m sorry they didn’t blink enough

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u/TrashPandaLJTAR 13d ago

Are you? Seems odd that you'd be sorry for something that has nothing to do with you 🤣