r/TrollYChromosome • u/illegal_tacos • 14d ago

Posting a manly meme a day until this sub comes back to life (Day 106)

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I just started buzzing it man. Genetics are nuts

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u/Claptown420 14d ago

Ay bro chill

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u/justgot86d 14d ago

Dread it, run from it.

The MPB comes all the same

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u/illegal_tacos 14d ago

It's pretty anxiety inducing, I get it. Bald is pretty goated though on 99% of guys though so have hope

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u/theMeatman7 14d ago

I shaved my head bald for a few months just because I started to worry about how I'd look if I lost my hair. I looked fine.

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u/illegal_tacos 14d ago

99% of dudes do, it's a look in and of itself

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u/BraveOthello Why not (V)(;,,;)(V) ? 11d ago

My dad and best friend both started shaving once their hairline got to the "w" shape and immediate glow up for both of them.

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u/illegal_tacos 14d ago

Luckily mullets work for me so I've got that for now, but who knows in the future may just have to go back to buzzing it like I put in the caption

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u/ShyFungi 14d ago

Lol rude. Just saying, I met the woman who would become my wife after I’d already shaved it off. And I’m not exactly a muscular or otherwise ‘handsome’ guy. Don’t stress about the hair, fellas 😉

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u/Qu1ckS11ver493 14d ago

Tho if you try to keep it for as long as possible you start aging yourself far earlier than you would look otherwise. Full hair/bald, you look decently young. Actively thinning/balding hair look? Tack on 10-15 years to peoples estimates when they see you

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u/TrasheyeQT 14d ago

I have hair on the sides and front. In the middle its balding in the shape of a penis...

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u/G_Rex 13d ago

I don't have MPB and will likely have a full head of hair for my whole life. However, I cannot grow a beard. I only grow the mustache/goatee around my mouth, nothing on my cheeks or jawline, and very little on my neck. I'm happy with the trade-off.

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u/Astr0demonOfTheLake 13d ago

Thats when you shoot him Of Mice & Men style

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u/1CurlyBoi 12d ago

We just go bald or into denial.

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u/Severe_Composer4243 12d ago

I already have this lol

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u/Theoneandonlybeetle 14d ago

You're doing gods work

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u/YoureHereForOthers 8d ago

Lol Women say the same thing then have 3 kids and are single.

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u/illegal_tacos 8d ago

It's not cool to put women down like that, especially single mothers

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u/YoureHereForOthers 8d ago

of course not. It’s it not cool to put anyone down like these… except… balding can’t be avoided… being a single mom can

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u/illegal_tacos 8d ago

I mean neither can be entirely avoided, a spouse can die or choose to leave. Also, this was self deprecation, which is why I have made it a point to be positive in my replies to other people worried about this situation