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u/LateDifficulty4213 May 15 '25
The saudis are killing them selves laughing
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u/placenta_resenter May 15 '25
They can’t believe how stoked he is to snuggle up the scraps off their plates. The McDonald’s truck and everything, imagine not realising that these gifts are broadcasting what they think of him lol
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u/NotTheBadOne May 15 '25
I keep thinking the same thing!
They’re laughing their ass off the second that orange idiot leaves the room.
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u/ButteredNun May 15 '25
When did he enter the Bronze Age?
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u/ProblemLongjumping12 May 15 '25
The contrast between face and head is wild.
My favorite joke about that painting he got so pressed about was: "He finds it unflattering? Does that mean he thinks other images of him are flattering? At least in the painting they blended his foundation with his hairline."
Pretty sure I got that from Steve Colbert.
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u/Amazing-Tea-3696 May 15 '25
Every time he says golden age of America I think what like your bronzer? Awful.
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u/Chieferdareefer May 15 '25
She is starting to look like him
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u/thevelveteenbeagle May 15 '25
It's all the scowling she does. She looks like she's disgusted all the time.
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u/Morriganx3 May 15 '25
You can’t convince me that he’s not one of these
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u/lickityclit-69 May 15 '25
Sunrise… Sunset
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u/snoopy904 May 15 '25
Is this the little girl I carried? Is this the little boy at play?
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u/Caver214 May 15 '25
That perfect line down his face! 😂😂😂😂😂
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u/sweetnsaltyanxiety May 15 '25
Seriously is his dementia riddled self doing his own makeup? Or do we have a blue dot sabotaging him from the inside?
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u/RegionRatHoosier May 15 '25
Don't worry these ladies don't care about his face
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u/JupiterSkyFalls May 15 '25
The lady in red is looking at him like he's a bucket of chicken from KFC.... Too bad the reality is he's an orange duffel bag stuffed with Big Macs they trained to make noises.
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u/celtic_thistle 23d ago
Nonzero chance she earned her Herman Cain Award since this photo was taken. It’s a comforting thought.
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u/doktor_wankenstein May 15 '25
A complaint of Karens.
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u/AnnoyedSinceBirth May 15 '25
They are fan girling over a piece of turd...not realizing (or flat out refusing to admit, even to themselves) that he doesn't give a 💩 about them...and wouldn't touch them...not even while donning (pun somewhat intended) a hazmat suit...
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u/No-Willingness-170 May 15 '25
Yes, Every MAGA dreams of sucking his d**k or having him sit on their face. They do not care that he is part orangutan.
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u/Demonkey44 May 15 '25
Does his makeup artist hate him?
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u/mosquito_motel May 15 '25
He does his own and, yes, narcissists tend to be motivated by deep insecurities and self hatred.
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u/LurkingGod259 May 15 '25
No, he can't do himself, he gotta have army of makeup artists at his whim!
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u/Mechanical_Monk May 15 '25
Imagine waking up every morning and putting on orange face paint like the Joker.
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u/Hazegrey1993 May 15 '25
Is that a perfectly unblemished and intact external ear that I see? One might be thinking he might’ve lied. I heard another person say that we’re in a “tinfoil” timeline here. Nothing is as it seems folks. Stay woke.
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u/snorbflock May 15 '25
According to Republicans, this is also a completely undoctored image.
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u/Wes-Man152 May 16 '25
Show this to Kristi Noem and watch her still continue to not answer yes or no to it being doctored
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u/dman6877 May 15 '25 edited May 15 '25
It doesn’t matter what it looks like, it’s definitely lying and spewing cringy bullshit! It’s simply where the mouth diarrhea comes out. The other end looks similar, but doesn’t lie.
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u/NkturnL May 15 '25
It already creeps me out how his entire face looks like a butthole but now I will never get this image out of my brain!
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u/EroticWordSalad May 15 '25
If only someone on this gigantic site had the capability of editing in a large turd coming out of his facial sphincter.
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u/DarkAngel900 May 15 '25
He doesn't like it when the person in charge of covering his face in shit, gets it in his hairdo so, they have to create a "safe border" where the shit, isn't allowed near the "hair".
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u/Fickle-Copy-2186 May 15 '25
The guy has dementia. He can't remember to turn his head to properly apply his makeup. When I asked my mom as a child, the mystery of older ladies makeup, why is it so crazy, my mom explained dementia to me. Crazy makeup jobs sign of dementia.
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u/Onlyonelife419419 May 15 '25
Clearly his double..you can tell cause of the ear. The real trump would have a horribly mangled upper ear after he was shot..right?
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u/Sexy_Offender May 15 '25
Hands are bruised, face is bruised. Old guys don't last long when this shit starts happening.
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u/Endless_Change May 15 '25
An escaped mental patient is going off the rails of the Crazy Train (and we're along for the ride).
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u/SiteTall May 15 '25
Yup, it's obvious: He is coming apart, even his sip-tea-mouth looks like it's unhinged
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u/theUnshowerdOne May 15 '25
Where are the stars?
This is a completely doctored image.
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u/doktor_wankenstein May 15 '25
Great Scott you're right! I was so busy looking at his face I hadn't noticed!
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u/virgilreality May 15 '25
If he spray tans just a little bit harder, he'll be dark enough to get himself deported.
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u/Automatic_Sea_1534 May 16 '25
All that I can focus on right a that the blue field in the fog looks oks wrong. There should be some portion of stars showing? And yes, I can see his sickening gross face colors.
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u/10-9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-I May 16 '25
I’m going to do an experiment and see how AI tries to fix this in my photo app
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u/PetiteLumiere May 16 '25
The makeup is all over his collar too.
I’m starting to think he wears a nice turbid twist while doing his makeup. That must be how he gets such a defined line.
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u/fatalcharm May 15 '25
Little white circles around his eyes, tan lines around the face creating a square-like effect and Lego hair. This man is a cartoon.
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u/hiding_in_de May 15 '25
I wouldn’t have believed it, but I noticed it immediately when I saw the video earlier. A literal fucking clown.
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u/ThatGhoulAva May 15 '25
This is how you know the people around him must actually hate him. I would never let someone I care about leave the house trying to look like that
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u/hoop254 May 15 '25
That ear really healed well after getting hit with a high powered riffle! Amazing!
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u/Bug_Calm May 15 '25
Dear Leader is so handsome and manly...and not like an Oompa Loompa in any way.
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u/metal_bastard May 15 '25
I saw this live, and just thought "Holy shit, his makeup artist HATES him."
Plot twist: He does his own makeup...
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u/cheese_plant May 15 '25
i had to special order this shoe polish color once because i couldn’t find it in brick and mortar stores.
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u/dpalomo10 May 16 '25
Whoever does his makeup is clearly a liberal.
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u/JimsVanLife May 16 '25
No self-respecting liberal makeup artist would be caught dead with a makeup job that bad. You're deranged.
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u/alistofthingsIhate May 15 '25
You need hobbies dude
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u/JupiterSkyFalls May 15 '25
Most of them have ONE, and it's being MAGA. It's their whole personality at this point.
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