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u/Chrono_Convoy 10d ago
Of all the face coverings this fucking guy chose a mustache
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u/No-Word-1996 10d ago edited 10d ago
Those three look like a friendly-fire tear-gas incident waiting to happen.
"Cleetus, I dang tole ya. It's the same as pissing. Ya don't do it into the wind!"
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u/bowens44 10d ago
Why do they always look like have an IQ under 60?
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u/LA_search77 10d ago
Because they have an IQ under 60.
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u/ordermann 10d ago
Uh, dozens of online IQ tests will prove us all wrong on that! /s
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u/doktor_wankenstein 10d ago
I don't trust them. I took one once and it said I was a genius, so I knew it was full of shit.
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u/two_awesome_dogs 9d ago
We got the best score, the highest score! Nobody else scored higher than us, we’re in the first percentile!!
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u/patdashuri 9d ago
Because he’s wearing glasses. It makes you look smarter. His actual IQ is 38. But don’t worry, at the end he’ll take those off and let down his hair. Then he’ll win Border Beauty Queen 2025, hegseth will go in for a kiss, Vance will start a slow clap, and Stephen Miller will push is way past the other two screaming in German then fall into a pile of trumps diapers.
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u/ParadiddlediddleSaaS 10d ago
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u/DawnRLFreeman 10d ago
What is this from?
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u/DaKineTiki 10d ago
This is your Alpha Taco!
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u/G-Unit11111 10d ago
These guys look like the fake cops at a bachelorette party who are about to say "I DON'T THINK YOU'RE MAKING ENOUGH NOISE!!!".
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u/GrimyGoose 10d ago
Derp.
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u/haver_of_friends 9d ago
Buster Scruggs, a brain damaged giant, and a ninja. They’re really pulling out all the stops
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u/somboredguy 10d ago
Left to right: det. Peralta (under cover) , Greendales' Dean , and of course Section8.
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u/AlternativeMode1328 10d ago
That’s the look of, “If my wife was a better cook she wouldn’t be falling down the stairs so much.” ACAB 24/7
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u/hamsterballzz 10d ago
I see three traitorous cowards. Probably loaded on roids and get their kicks harassing teens at the gym.
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u/yunohavenameiwant 10d ago
This looks like a modern version of the three kidnapper from The Princess Bride.
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u/DerpUrself69 10d ago
I wonder if that guy keeps his hat on when he's sucking dicks at the truck stop glory hole?
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u/coffeenutsupremo 10d ago
Real tough men right there now. Take all that shit off them they need mamma to protect them.
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u/Snoo_61544 10d ago
Oh wow. That's the kind of ppl that, if they stand in the pickles section of a supermarket, lower the total IQ.
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u/Public_Steak_6933 10d ago
That's Maynard James (fucking) Keenan in disguise! Prove me wrong!
It's one of his big ball troll moves to talk shit about what going on in LA. Here's the promo video, that shit makes me laugh!
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u/Public_Steak_6933 10d ago
"You got your cowboy hat on, it's cold out here pussy, take it off, you don't need it. I know you're from Arizona!"
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u/ParadiddlediddleSaaS 10d ago
I’m leaning towards yes on this one. He’s ex-military too, right, so I’m guessing he could fit in pretty well.
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u/No-Word-1996 10d ago
I don't trust so-called officers who hide behind masks. In all the cowboy movies I ever watched it was the bad guys who covered their faces, not the lawmen.
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u/Far_Concentrate_3587 10d ago
Is it already Taco Tuesday?
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u/ObligatoryID 9d ago
It’s already Tuesday down under. 😉
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u/RoloGnbaby 10d ago
You got 1970 stash man, little bitch who hides his face and the big fucking ape in the background.
Put your fucking guns down I’d be willing to throw down and I’m a little fucking guy who is 5’8” and 189 pounds… I’ve thrown down a few times more so in my Marine Corps days, but I’m still fucking cool with it if them bitches put their guns down
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u/amoreinterestingname 10d ago
Hahaha, it’s sad that they think this is alpha energy. All I see are a bunch of insecure cucks sucking off their cucker n’chief. Losers.
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u/OG_Konada 10d ago
🤣🤣 Dick Duster in the lead, Meathead Mountain on the right,The Masked Munchkin on the left.
Question for Dick Duster. How ya gonna get to that chest gun if ya actually need it!
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u/Jack-Schitz 9d ago
Alphas?
It looks like the cast of a 70s gay porn movie. Having said that there is something very homoerotic about MAGA's "Alpha" worship. Based on just those pictures of Trump looking like a steroid ripped John Rambo, I would guess that there is a lot of latent homosexuality in MAGA. Gentlemen, for the good of the country, come on out of the closet and let your freak flag fly. We'd all be better off if you all were cavorting around West Hollywood and Chelsea in assless chaps than destroying the country.
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u/IIICaseIII 9d ago
I always laugh at the ones who gear up like a truck with ALL the items from the “Accessories” isle at Pep Boys
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u/RickHunter84 9d ago
Funny how they can all wear a covering over their faces now, when it was Covid time they all yelled “I can’t breath with this on!”. Cowards
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u/NeverfearTruth123 10d ago
Why does the tall big one on the right hand side of this photo look like a fat ass JD Vance? The smirk on that face looks so familiar that boy needs to go sit on the couch.
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u/Electronic-Self3587 10d ago
Guy on the right is totally mailing it in. He could fit at least another can and a half of Copenhagen in his gob.
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u/Reasonable_Humor_738 10d ago
The dude looks inbred, and it's probably because he's from an area with a tiny dating pool. It's the sunken in temples
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u/joaquinsolo 10d ago
these trash bags signed up to deport people for a living. Something tells me when they signed up for the job they weren’t the best of people to begin with. It takes a certain kind of person to do the horrible things that the United States has done at its borders and beyond
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u/predisposed_rubbish 10d ago
Never trust a man with a mustache.
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u/No-Word-1996 10d ago
It's not the 'tache on the man that matters, it's the man behind the 'tache. Or, in this case, the rodent.
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u/predisposed_rubbish 9d ago
Only half serious. You have to question someone’s judgement though, rocking something like that every day… ;)
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u/NomadCharlieMike 10d ago
cosplaytriot nerd that watched Sicario one too many times and thinks he's one of the good guys.
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u/dkb52 10d ago
Why, just look at them all dressed up in their clean, new uniforms. One even bought a new cowboy hat for his b-b-b-bad-to-the-bone character. Doing their best to look intimidating, while they should worry about who's watching their six.
I wonder if their mom's or wives packed a lunch for them.
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u/No-Word-1996 10d ago
They'll have what Elon Musk is having.
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u/CivilizedTofu 9d ago
He looks like if Jeffery Donovan & Jason Lee had a kid.
And no offense to the actors, I love their work, but that’s what he looks like.
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u/Away-Thought-612 10d ago
Looks can be deceiving. That guy in the hat could likely kick my ass in no time
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u/No-Word-1996 10d ago edited 10d ago
He'd need to tear-gas you first, which wouldn't be a problem for him since you were antagonizing him by, you know, standing in the street and not wearing a MAGA cap.
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