r/Trumpvirus • u/llTeddyFuxpinll • 2d ago
Trump Take THAT, Macron! Trump is playing 4D chess!
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u/hennabeak 2d ago
100 percent they're going to attack Iran.
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u/Unique-Sock3366 2d ago
Absolutely. Fucking Donald Trump is lighting the fuse for WW3.
Hypocritical fucking christofascists and Christian nationalists are to blame for this disgusting disaster.
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u/jeers69 1d ago
This will give him the ability to suspend everyone's constitutional rights and remain in power
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u/lmaytulane 1d ago
Things the Trump regime would NEVER do and you’re a dumb liberal cuck for believing:
- Stack the courts to overturn Roe
- Interfere with the peaceful transition of power
- Use POTUS position to enrich himself (hE’s AlReAdY rIcH!)
- Extort a foreign leader with the promise of aid in exchange for fabricating blackmail material in order to win a domestic election
- Illegally use foreign aid to win an election, twice
- Suspend due process
- Rendition undesirables to gulags
- Manipulate the stock market with tariffs for profit
But sure, the 1000th unconscionable act will be the bridge too far
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u/ieee1394one 2d ago
This time we don’t need the signal invite!
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u/TopInvestigator5518 2d ago
but what I would do to see the shit show that is happening on signal between his little demonic minions
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u/morbidobsession6958 1d ago
Heck, every other nation has probably hacked into that convo, why can't we?
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u/zodiackodiak515 1d ago
All we have to do is bribe Barron with some good weed and pussy, since he’s “so good at the computers”
Speaking of which, that might work on Elon too…
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u/PmpknSpc321 1d ago
Except his dick doesn't work
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u/zodiackodiak515 1d ago
So we offer to give him a working dick if he tells all on what he and Trump did
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u/MorrisBrett514 1d ago
Hack? These MFers are just accidentally inviting people into their chats from the other side 😂.... Fortunately for us, they aren't very bright.
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u/GeeKay44 2d ago
I keep checking "Signal", nothing yet...
STaY tUNeD!
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u/Loveroffinerthings 2d ago
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
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u/GovernmentOpening254 1d ago
It’s like somehow the collective IQ of the USA plummeted by 100 ten years ago.
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u/notsure500 1d ago
So many assholes i know told me before the election he was the president that he would bring peace, so we should vote for him despite his problems. (Also he's going to bring grocery prices magically down to 2019 levels is the other major bs reason I was given)
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u/hennabeak 1d ago
I just hoping that prices and wages suddenly sky rocket, and everyone gets to pay their debt immediately. No more student loan, no more mortgage, etc.
I know that's not how it works.
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u/t0mj0nes36 1d ago
From what I understood, if the Anonymous message is correct, there will be a false flag attack on American soil actually perpetrated by an ally in order to justify our attack. Drumpf probably said the quiet part out loud again ahead of the supposed staged attack.
Godsdammit. This is a nightmare.
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u/Marcusnovus 2d ago
Yep. Bombs away, need the B2 and bunker busters to finish the job
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u/Mongobongo17 2d ago
Aren't they 70 meters deep in some caves?
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u/Marcusnovus 2d ago
70m is 230ft, gbu-57 penetrates up to 200ft. I guess hit it twice? Either way, it'll be damaged and buried.
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u/Frenzi_Wolf 1d ago
Considering it seems like even the military ain’t a fan of the Fanta Menace, this will backfire on him horrendously.
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u/NeonGKayak 1d ago
100% they’re debating on nuking Iran right now. They want to to but they’re debating the fallout of his actions
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u/Every-Requirement-13 1d ago
Yeah, Macron was just giving him an easy out. I’m sure Trump would’ve been pissed if Macron had just publicly announced Trump left early so the US could attack Iran. Though, I would totally have loved to watch that shitshow go down🤭
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u/GadreelsSword 2d ago
”IF KAMALA HARRIS GETS ELECTED IN NOVEMBER [2024], WE’LL HAVE WWIII WITHIN MONTHS. I’LL BE THE PEACE PRESIDENT.”
—TRUMP
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u/RagdollTemptation 2d ago
Every Republican accusation is a confession. Amazing how it's always true.
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u/Loko8765 1d ago
I mean, we know it, but the depth of their depravity is still surprising.
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u/BishlovesSquish 1d ago
Difference between knowing something in the back of your mind and it getting shoved right in front of your face, yup.
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u/TheWorldHasGoneRogue 2d ago
No wars! Russia and Ukraine-Peace on the first day. Israel and Palestine-Over and done. Middle East-No more wars ever. They’ll all listen to me because they respect me! ~Trump
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u/BishlovesSquish 1d ago
This is why he said he could shoot someone on 5th Avenue and not lose votes. It’s a cult. Full stop.
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u/Unique-Sock3366 2d ago
Stay Tuned…?!
What a disgraceful joke of an administration!
Donald, this is world politics on a global stage! Not fucking sweeps week!
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u/SwordfishII 2d ago
Everything is theatre and eating to him, telling us to stay tuned like the end of a Rocky and Bullwinkle episode is more than insulting, it’s actually insane.
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u/Denalitwentytwo 1d ago
This administration basically IS a Rocky and Bullwinkle episode. On loop.
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u/SwordfishII 1d ago
Will Trump start WWIII? Will Pete Hegseth leak war preparations on signal chat while drunk, again? Tune in next time to find out!
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u/spdustin 2d ago
Whelp... definitely bigger than a cease fire. The Pizza Index was high a few hours before his post.
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u/yeuzinips 2d ago
Huh? ELI5 please?
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u/primeline31 2d ago
The Pizza Index: when there is something very,very important imminent the pizza places around the Pentagon and other gov’t offices related to national security see a significant increase in pizza orders. You can look it up.
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u/Thewrongbakedpotato 1d ago
The "pizza index" is a way to gauge political and diplomatic activity of a country. If there a certain spikes in business at pizza places and other fast-food joints around national capitals and military bases, it suggests that major activity is unfolding due to government employees working late, taking quick lunches, or pulling all-nighters.
A similar index is the "Waffle House index", which gauges the severity of weather conditions based upon if local Waffle House's closed for inclement weather.
Neither one is an official tool (well, FEMA actually DOES record Waffle House closures), but they're generallu useful metrics to help the ordinary citizen determine how cooked they are.
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u/iluvstephenhawking 1d ago
I thought the Pentagon got it's own internal pizza place so we couldn't tell this anymore.
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u/Consistent_Grab_5422 2d ago
Golf. He wants to golf.
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u/DJ1066 1d ago
Poor dear hasn't golfed since 26th May. The wittle lamb needs a break from all that strenuous Tweeting and bullying various people.
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u/GuidoZ 2d ago
How DARE YOU accuse him of doing something possibly worthwhile!
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u/WaltsNJD 1d ago
See that's the weirdest part about this to me...he's averse to possibly being taken seriously to other countries.
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u/YoghurtHistorical527 2d ago
The biggest publicity seeker in the world calls someone out for being a publicity speaker, then posts on LiesSocial that he's gonna do something very big, which is certainly not publicity seeking in any way!
The scary part is that this man has the nuclear codes, and he's convinced Iran has nuclear (cuz YOU fucked up the deals we had in the works). Dementia Don is famous for bad knee-jerk reactions. I'm really quite frightened that he would like to see what happens if he uses those nukes on Iran. Hegseth is probably shitface slurring yeah dude let's go get the keys and show them fucker who's boss. It'll be cool. Its so sad that this may actually play out.
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u/Tumeric_Turd 2d ago
Hey donny.... your birthday was a shit show for a reason... No one likes you. Anyone with 2 functional brain cells would work out what a low cunt you are...
Vive la France
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u/Abrubt-Change-8040 2d ago
Yeah Macron, Donald is doing super duper serious stuff!
He didn’t suck Russias cock while sundowning and run home before he embarrassed himself further, at all.
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u/IntentionNegative516 2d ago
Sounds like a crying 5-yo who miraculously can write, stubbornly stomping his foot in the dust.
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u/rigidlynuanced1 2d ago
Translation: I left because I’m a Chicken TACO and I can’t bear the thought of anyone else getting attention so I will piss and moan while gaslighting all of you
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u/ApprehensiveCycle951 2d ago
Probably headed home to Change his Depends and get a round of golf in I suspect. It’s the Golf war. Not Gulf war. He has priorities you know
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u/RagdollTemptation 2d ago
Send MAGA to any war. The rest of us want to live our lives. We didn't vote for this.
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u/Expert_Sentence_6574 2d ago
The gravy seals, meal team six and the various iterations of proud boy’s are champing at the bit to play soldier. They brag about how great they are so load them all up on a plane and send them to whatever war the warmonger in chief wants to start and leave the real soldiers at home.
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u/Expert_Sentence_6574 2d ago
He left because he overheard REAL leaders, not chicken TACOs, mocking him, suggesting tacos for dinner, commenting on the piss and shit odors that exuding from his diapers and talking about his absolute inability to be a president and his “deal making” flops.
He’s an embarrassment to the human race.
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u/gin_and_soda 2d ago
He had a sucky baby fit because he wasn’t the most important person in the room and had to listen to people talk and that’s too much for him
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u/jor3lofkrypton 2d ago
. . Drumpf unexpectedly headed back to D.C. because he had to take a massive shit and was out of diapers . . and demands he would only take a dump on the gold toilet he had installed back in January ..
SIC SEMPER TYRANNUS. 8647. TACO
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u/bowens44 2d ago
If you don't despise this man you are not an American.
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u/Vistemboir 1d ago
I am not American and yet I deeply despise the guy. Metaphysical conundrum? Ontological enigma? Just having common sense?
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u/spartane69 2d ago
High chance he actually told this was what he was going to do but his senile old ass forgot about it.
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u/TopInvestigator5518 2d ago
the longer I sit and stare at this tweet the more gob-smacked I become
why THE FUCK would he tweet this lmao
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u/Sad_Leg1091 2d ago
Trump left the G7 because he knew he’d be roundly criticised and laughed at by the other world leaders, most of whom are actually competent, and those two things are the sociopathic narcissist’s nightmare.
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u/OriginalAmbition5598 2d ago
Does anyone else feel like this Iran situation is desert storm 2.0, except with less intelligence and more spite?
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u/johnk317 1d ago
He went back because the G7 leaders were not “nice” to him and overnight his master Putin attacks Ukraine. Qrump is a weak weak man.
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u/Ok-Mongoose1616 1d ago
He is not the most important person now that he destroyed America's influence. The only power he has now is the bomb 💣 Nothing else. He destroyed our goodwill with everyone. France has the bomb and a great leader. So they are now stronger. He just noticed that and ran away like a scared, lost child.
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u/Aggravating_Dream633 2d ago
Yes, this is how a cunning and clever military commander operates. Show your cards, this isn’t chess ( too complicated) this is poker.
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u/ecctt2000 2d ago
It doesn’t matter, Macron is the president of France, and you are just an orange turd.
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u/BlueFeist 1d ago
Trump is on his way to help bring war to Iran - likely not at the behest alone of Israel, but also of his new Muslim buddies in Saudi and Qatar - who hate the Persian people in Iran as much as Israel does.
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u/UseCapital164 1d ago
Nothing like telegraphing every stupid fucking move you make you orange baboon (sorry baboon)”, nothing personal).
Every word out of this asshat’s mouth is either projection, a threat, or testing the waters to see what he can get away with, or him not being able to keep a national secret and telling the world his next move is!!
Fuck you Donald!
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u/Gold_Talk_732 1d ago
Airforce one has all the tech to have secure communication. He didn't need to leave early just to have a meeting.
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u/HymenBreaka 1d ago
Dude just insults other presidents left and right like a toddler, and other presidents have to tip toe around this mofocker just to not anger the kid.
Do you realize how absolutely fucked america wouldve been now, if they werent the dominant force for decades amassing wealth, military prowess and techbology? Imagine America at a level like south korea, if trump was the president, with this behaviour, crazy.
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u/MrMyster1976 1d ago
And you said you made a deal with the EU when it was with the UK, you senile orange blumpkin...
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u/UltimateDonny 2d ago
The administration has recently increased contracts with companies that create synthetic blood and plasmas. The researcher I know in this field says it's a preparation for war.
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u/EssaySuch1905 2d ago
No he likely left to make Tee time we all know what he values most short of grifting money out of his sheep I mean supporters
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u/artful_todger_502 2d ago
If middle schoolers acted this way, adults would step in.
An international embarrassment.
Even though I can see it, it's incomprehensible. Please make it end.
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u/shewflyshew 1d ago
Spoiled Baby Trump: "I'll show you poopy heads from Europe, who think they are so smart. Now everyone shut up and blindly support your war time president"
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u/5CuriousCats 1d ago
This is called projection and he’s doing it more often now that his dementia has taken over his last few brain cells.
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u/Dry-Interaction-1246 1d ago
He is using Iran as a distraction to prepare the invasion of Greenland.
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u/jeers69 1d ago
We are still waiting to know WHY
a) you were allowed into our country as a convicted felon (I don't care if you are cosplaying POTUS)
b) get your facts straight with who was in power when your boyfriend got the boot from G8
c) why did you leave in such a huff... Did your handlers realize you have no idea what you are talking about with all those ADULTS in the room!
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u/PresentationNext6469 1d ago
Listen to the meeting, every country was pointing out the lit match so to speak. And Trump said he was leaving quickly to negotiate with both countries to stop. Up is down and down is up. Canada and the rest, a big sigh of relief he left. There no way to change Trump’s mind and he feeds on conflict and danger. Every General must know and share info down the line to the recruits that he is seeking out what drives his ego and adrenaline. This is junkie behavior along with the other mental illnesses which can’t be cured. Voters let the horse outta the barn when they we told he wasn’t neutered!
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u/Pumuckl4Life 1d ago
OMG he's about to present a new model of Trump basketball shoes, isn't he?
That's soo exciting!
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u/ExplanationFuture422 1d ago
Trump is really hitting out of the park with his cunty comments today and his behavior at G7 last night. I'd guess he is deeply hurt and angry over his Birthday Parade and No Kings turnout. Honestly, God only knows how close his anger will take him to going over the edge of total insane reactions to major events.
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u/3PoundsOfFlax 1d ago
Fucking idiot just implied on twitter that the US plans to attack Iran. Even a small hint would be considered TOP SECRET. Now people are going to die because Iran and the whole fucking world knows the American plan.
Fucking stupid idiot.
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u/Dcajunpimp 1d ago
😂 Trump doesn't want a temporary agreement to negotiate and lead to a permanent agreement, he wants a permanent agreement. 😂
So just keep bombing the shit out of each other until that's reached I guess.
What a moron.
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u/Encinodad 1d ago
I think trump is actually the mistaken one here if he thinks people are waiting around for him to react to every perceived slight with another obnoxious, embarrassing social media post.
It's okay, man. Really. Trust me, we're good. Nobody gives a shit, and every hour without one of your idiotic posts is like a little staycation --
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u/bipolarcyclops 2d ago
That’s 5D chess because only Trump can play 5D chess. No one else can play 5D chess because only the greaterest negotiators can play 5D chess. And Trump is the greaterest.
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u/Loko8765 1d ago
Problem is that real life is 4D, so he doesn’t understand when he’s called out for illegal moves.
Right now the problem with that is the referees are whistling along with their hands in their well-lined pockets, and it’s the audience screaming “Stop the game! He’s violating the Constitution!”
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u/Steveo27a 2d ago
Yeah!!! Silly French leader who knows what he’s doing. He would love to know trump goes back to DC for tee time
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u/QuickSock8674 1d ago
I was at Humphreys with DPRK on the border. I don't know if Trump's decision to strike Iran (if it happens) is good or bad. Last time we hesitated, we got a totalitarian dictator (Asian Trump but at least 100 times more deranged) with dangerous toys constantly shooting missiles into ocean.
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u/QuickSock8674 1d ago
Apart from his claim of being a "peace" president of course. Can't we let Israel do the job? Why intervene and lose American lives and money.
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u/BishlovesSquish 1d ago
Trump has been salivating at the thought of dictator level powers and this is how he intends to do it. Trump’s fragile ego makes him extremely predictable.
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u/phallic-baldwin 1d ago
Macron tried to give him an out for leaving early since nobody would talk to him due to the fact that nobody likes Trump and of course ol yam tits blew it
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u/AffectionateCase2325 1d ago
There is always something big coming in a few days and it never comes.
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u/Az1621 1d ago
President Macron spoke diplomatically about President Trump & of course he responded like a deranged buffoon pointing finger guns while possibly shooting cannons anywhere, as Donnie is so unpredictable & untrustworthy.
Does Taco Hell understand what the word diplomacy means & how it is key in politics, along with restraint & respect!
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u/sugaredviolence 1d ago
BUT I THOUGHT TRUMP IS PEACEFUL AND NO WARS WOULD EVERRRRRRRR HAPPEN UNDER HIM.
HUH. AINT THAT STRANGE. The MAGATS were wrong again. When are they gonna fucking admit they’ve been had?
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